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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Munetaka Murakami is having the time of his life at his first champagne celebration
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JJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOM CRUISE: Life is an adventure. And life is like a movie. And for me movies are an adventure. They are in fact life’s greatest adventure. And that’s what we all want: life, movies, adventure. As much as we can get. More than that, even. More life, more adventure, and also movie. SUBWAY TAKES GUY:
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ian Campbell @iwcampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Johnny Manziel the night before
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
[uses 50 dad points] “Left too much time on the clock”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/08/2026
“I’d rather die on my feet than live British.” Patrick Cosmos
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He went to the Kiffin-Herbstreit school of using a dog to make you more likeable
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POTUS @sentientpotato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Omni Man and Invincible are floating in the sky. Two fighter jets are flying nearby. One is labeled "double" and the other is labeled "float". Omni Man is labeled "Mathematicians". Panel 2: Omni Man / Mathematicians turn to Invincible and say "Look what they need to mimic a fraction"
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
AMERICA, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!
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Boomie @rocketdocboomie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They sposed to be UEFA
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
CONTROL (JOHN GOODMAN): Find out what the hell they want. Buy their asses. turn Em the fuck out GEORGE SMILEY (WALTON GOGGINS) (VO) There are 3 of them...and Alleline BILL HAYDON (DANNY MCBRIDE): How's it going with your too turtly for the turtle club looking ass. Your wife still got that WMD pussy
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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Alex Campbell @acampbellsports.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
CONCACAF fans watching other countries learn about the Ivan Barton Experience
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Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is how Portugal thought starting Ronaldo in the World Cup would go
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/06/2026
Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable
It smell like broke in here meme. Scotland has three points. Spain, Brazil, Morocco, Portgual, and Belgium have one each.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bring me the Spanish national team version of TexAgs
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 11/06/2026
love this new feature
group chat called pimps with skald and Rachel maddow. i said "what up pimps"
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
What da hell is a Pharaoh doin in Spokane Washington 😂😂😂
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 28/05/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
Northern view from Lake Point Tower overlooking the Chicago shoreline where it meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2026-05-28 22:06:14 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@LakefrontLive // Current Temp in Chicago: 65 F | 18 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: NNE at 15 mph | 24 kph // Humidity: 59%
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Greatest city in da world
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Putting the finest in finest fans.
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
but doctor i am fagliacci @fivepoisonskid
*orson welles voice* knuckles the
echidna
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
we don’t talk enough about how Chicago is the most gorgeous city in the country
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/05/2026
Everything going okay man? You’re in a split diopter shot right now
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Wes Black @wesblk.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Putting this out there for those who need it
Chow Yun-fat looking cute as hell with his knees pulled to his chest
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
DON, PLAYING WITH LIGHTER: I think we need to realize that this isn’t Martinson’s. This isn’t the conduit that gets you to something better. This IS the experience. The best part of waking up isn’t the excitement of starting your day so you can go to work. It’s the coffee itself

TED: God, that’s incredible

PEGGY, UNDER BREATH: I hate him but he’s right

GINSBERG, EYES ROLLING BACK IN HEAD LIKE A MENTAT: There’s a brother and sister…
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets
‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Werner Herzog in the mushroom kingdom from Mario Bros saying the below quote. A power mushroom rests on his helmet.
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Ebeggin @ebeggin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Smash Brothers Announcer: MILES Davis! My Wii Remote: *bitcrushed opening sax riff from Freddie Freeloader*
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II-- THE POPE: (coughing) fuck! SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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cyst o’donovan @trentaioli.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
in the stripped club. straight up 'jorking it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My P3NY5
Score bug of the Pirates-Mets game. the score is such that the bug spells out “PENYS”
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Dr. Solomon David @solomonrdavid.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Who you got winning GARch Madness??? 🐟🏀😎 Credits (photos, illustrations, design): @garlab.bsky.social team & @zankurus.bsky.social
An elite eight basketball bracket image but with 8 gars instead of basketball teams. Really. 
Alligator Gar, Longnose Gar, Hybrid Gar, Cuban Gar, Tropical Gar, Florida Gar, Shortnose Gar, Spotted Gar.
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I know this to be true: if they don’t change anything, the Kings will be the most screwed If they implement a change, the Kings will be the most screwed
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Happy Opening Day
Chicago White Sox eliminated from playoff contention
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"
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Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @mayorofoakland.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Asking Oakland running fest runners if they want Malört
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Ryan Emmons @remmons13.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I would like to personally thank the University of Maryland’s athletic department for getting Buzz Williams out of my life.
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Paddy Cakes @bigbark.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mishearing that one line in purple haze
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/03/2026
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-…
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 22/02/2026
Texas catching intercontinental strays damn
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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