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Coach Dan Casey @coachdancasey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Football nerd stuff 🫡

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey. Your Internet dad here. Please make sure your tires (and your spare!) are properly inflated. You don’t want to be doing this later in worse weather or on the side of the road.

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Abolish the death penalty. It’s not justice; it’s cruelty.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There must be a really evil quarterback somewhere named Kawario Taylor

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 26/09/2026

Oh, John Mateer.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

...who was he throwing that to?

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can we call it apartheid now

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The greatest Subject-Verb pairing ever written in the English language.

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Think about it for two seconds. If the overwhelming majority of communication were nonverbal I could deliver the gist of the message "my younger brother is moving to Austin next spring to study chemical engineering" to another person without using any words. Communication is like 6% nonverbal

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/09/2026

Colorado-GT

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/09/2026

Incredible flex in the helmet sticker department from Big Ten founding member Chicago.

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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

NCAA Pop-Tarts (2012-2013): Released to anticipate the start of the college football season, these strawberry Pop-Tarts featured a printed image of 5 different college programs: Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Michigan, and North Carolina

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Tired of this obviously false take. It’s clear from the lyrics that the singer misses the place in question, and it’s impossible to believe anyone harbors fond feelings for Virginia.

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

As someone else who’s been fascinated by this, I’ve found one example where it really, really works. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_o...

en.wikipedia.org

State of Origin series - Wikipedia

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Kelcie Moseley-Morris @kelciemmorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Is that...is that supposed to be an argument against healthcare

Darline Graham, new Republican candidate for Senate in South Carolina, told a crowd last night that government-run health care is a terrible idea and then told everyone her parents had to work at their liquor store even if they were sick, and her mother and father died when she was 11 and 12, respectively. Apparently as an argument against healthcare.

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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The phrase “she was the best of us” has never been more applicable.

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Any man’s death diminishes me Because I am involved in mankind. ~John Donne We’re all in this together. Care for each other.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

REFEREE HIGHLIGHT REEL

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/08/2026

Gonna be thinking about this clip for the rest of my life

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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

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MSU Recycling @msurecycling.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dodging waste 🤝dodging balls ♻️📦 🤾‍♂️🤾‍♀️

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

today i happened upon a gang of youths tagging a public school. upon closer inspection their graffiti read, "jeff kent not a deserving hall of famer (led league in sac flies only once)." i informed him that he actually did so twice. they apologized and asked me to drive them to the police station

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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 26/07/2026

“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

thinking about starting to watch college football this fall

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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All the best moments of the World Cup happen in spite of FIFA. They remain a rotten, greedy organisation that'll happily destroy the sport for an extra dollar. Shout out to the rowing vikings, traffic coned statues, cross-cultural shirt-swaps, the bars drunk dry & fan community that rose above it.

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026

permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough

GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Ok so…. That was rigged right

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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Congratulations to VAR on overcoming Egypt and reaching the Wc quarterfinals

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

VAR will soon be voiding all goals in a match if your bus didn’t signal a lane change on the way to the stadium.

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cuppycup @cuppycup.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

They should let USA and Mexico play for 15th place in a few days

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

it’s so important that we do not overlook the fact that this is all var’s fault

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

AMERICA, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

There is no one on earth innovating in the sports commentary space like the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Cabo Verde the three rows nearest me on this plane thing you’re heroes.

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Cabo Verde this entire BART car thinks you played a hell of a game

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Absolutely insane that Cape Verde — a country of 500,000 — played Spain, Uruguay and Argentina…and lost to none of them in regulation. Easily one of the greatest performances in World Cup history.

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Lucas Jackson @lucasjackson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Argentina and Cape Verde postgame

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Townes van Slandt @thissideofokc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

We’ll never forget these Blue Sharks

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