Reposted by BGH70Kerry @ikerry.bsky.social · 28/08/2023You can pry the yacht rock out of my cold dead little river band. 15929
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions. 1210120
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Imagine seeing a joke post and deciding you're going to be a serious twat about it. 89919
Reposted by BGH70Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies. 15427129
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Maybe when he said “shithole countries”, he said it with envy. 032
Reposted by BGH70Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/01/2025(former heroin addict and apparent steroid user who now looks like a boiled catcher's mitt and sounds like someone who gargles hot tar) "I just want Americans to be healthy!" 597160462874
Reposted by BGH70Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Being right has never felt so bad 533792
Reposted by BGH70Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 16/03/2024Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends." 17598178
Reposted by BGH70Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I’ll have a four year coma. Ma’am this is a Wendy’s 514019
Reposted by BGH70Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you 692699678
Reposted by BGH70🥃 @hand-solo.bsky.social · 09/01/20252024: This year was horrible. 2025: Hold my beer. 04014
Reposted by BGH70Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/01/2025We’re gonna be in the nursing home saying “it’s on like Donkey Kong” 1418453
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Ordering veal tells me all I need to know about you. 5408
Reposted by BGH70karen @klsmd12.bsky.social · 03/01/2025this is why we can’t have nice things *gestures to the universe* 15321
Reposted by BGH70Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Attn people who run in dark clothes at night, I don't have THAT much car insurance. 11368104
Reposted by BGH70FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This is not my first rodeo, I have season tickets… 7244102
Reposted by BGH70Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️ @smil3yangel.bsky.social · 09/01/2025It feels like this year has been 489 days so far. 13622
Reposted by BGH70FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025No thank you mushroom coffee, no thank you… 4123
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My favorite people are the ones who get the ha has and don't spend their time walking all over jokes like a dom in stilettos on testicles. 6359
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Gonna start calling everyone Larry. 268824
Reposted by BGH70Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 08/01/2025You're if the Jerry Springer show was a person. 6306
Reposted by BGH70GrianEgan @grianegan.bsky.social · 15/08/2023confronts reality, pokes it in the eye 412451
Reposted by BGH70Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/12/2024I refuse to call them skeets. 8535005293
Reposted by BGH70DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Stopping to collaborate and listen just doesn’t suit me anymore. 13510
Reposted by BGH70DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My life is loosely based on a true story. 18131
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 19/11/2024If you don’t know butter contains milk… have I got a political party for you! 020
Reposted by BGH70DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Don’t wait for bad stuff to happen, create the shitshow yourself. 412056
Reposted by BGH70DeeDastardly @mydmac.bsky.social · 07/07/2024I seized a day once. It really wasn’t worth it. 511644
Reposted by BGH70Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024An echo chamber sounds like a cool place to get high and yell Fleetwood Mac lyrics. 32110883852
Reposted by BGH70FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024OG humor Twitter vibes here, I like it… 622939
Reposted by BGH70Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Triscuits are miniature wicker placemats for cheese. 621185
Reposted by BGH70Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I love you as much as I love eating Chick-fil-a on Sundays. 1111938
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Since everything is a clown show now, I’m relearning how to ride my unicycle. 0105
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Unsolicited, unverified, and unsubstantiated health advice is entirely unpersuasive. 000
Reposted by BGH70Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Levels of ceiling fan: -Hurricane -On .. ish -How do I turn this off? maybe it's on.. wait, is it almost off? nope it's still on 6533163
Reposted by BGH70Poppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Me: This is the longest corn maze I’ve ever been to Them: This is Ohio 10500133
Reposted by BGH70Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"Meet me out back by the dumpster for the drugs" -CVS pharmacy drive-thru 4368112
Reposted by BGH70KayCee ♡ @wordygirl.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s perfectly ok to start over. I highly recommend it, in fact. 💫 1119144
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Has anyone emptied the void so new screams can be deposited? 0159
BGH70 @bgh70.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Update: I’m no longer astounded by the accepted level of fuckery… 071
Reposted by BGH70Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Twitter refugees walking into Blueskymedia.tenor.coma woman in a denim jacket is standing in front of a door with the words `` this is niccee '' .ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is standing in front of a door with the words `` this is niccee '' . 27616129
Reposted by BGH70Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Anyone else feel like they’re at a class reunion? None of you have aged a bit, btw. 1623256
Reposted by BGH70Amy 🖤 @justamystery.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Everything can be said and felt with music. 12913
