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Fred Beukema

@beukema.bsky.social
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In Minneapolis. Structural engineer, mostly lapsed improvisor, 3 day Jeopardy! champ. Happily married to a public school teacher. Two kids, a cat, and a dog.

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Liv Coleman @livcolemanfl.bsky.social · 6h
On Ron DeSantis' legacy as governor. From me, writing for The Conversation theconversation.com/ron-desantis...
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Ron DeSantis’ 2 terms in office fundamentally altered Florida’s political landscape, cementing conservative policies through strategic control of state institutions
After eight years in office, Gov. Ron DeSantis leaves Florida much more conservative than he found it.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 5h
This is awesome. I'd love to see some similar local introspection on the use of the likes of David Schultz and Larry Jacobs for political analysis.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 9h
Top 5 Minneapolis weather smell day today.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 10h
I don’t follow women’s basketball (aside from through y’all’s skeets) or baseball or anything, but there should be a moratorium on MN teams going straight to play a NY team in the playoffs til we figure out what’s going on
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 19h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Christy @ravensymbiont.bsky.social · 20h
I mean, what if we just pull it together and win this game
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 21h
When you open the Ark, but just for a little peek.
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Aaron S. Veenstra @asveenstra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe a guy desperate to play second fiddle to a juiceless weirdo two years in advance could get something so wrong.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lactase Apostle @bbwolfevox.com · 29/09/2026
They should both resign. Free the Twin Cities. We will join together as one and eat Falcon Heights.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brief downtown awoo?
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 29/09/2026
this is tonic masculinity + semiotically clever as hell 👍
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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This thread, and *also* you need to teach them bodily autonomy. That isn't a one time convo, it's an ongoing rule that everyone is in charge of their own body. Don't force them to give hugs, remind them to ask their friends before hugging, remind them they can walk away from peers being unkind.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The direction taken by the cover designers of Dover Thrift Editions bums me out a little. I understand that the uniformity saves them, but I miss the same-style-different-specifics aesthetic of the older editions.
Dover Thrift Edition of "Young Goodman Brown and Other Short Stories" by Hawthorne. The cover is a selected painting framed by a concave blue stripe and a darker blue field with the title and publisher information in simple modern typefaces. Earlier Dover Thrift Edition of "Young Goodman Brown and Other Short Stories" by Hawthorne. The cover is designed to look like a tombstone in an Edward Gorey cartoon.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 27/09/2026
i think this is a great thread about Patient 0 historically.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/09/2026
MN voters: amending the state constitution requires a majority of voters to vote yes - abstaining from the school funding question on your ballot this year is effectively a no-vote. Please take a sec to get informed before you submit your ballot! www.lwvmn.org/2026-constit...
A portion of the MN official ballot that reads

Constitutional Amendments
Failure to vote on a constitutional amendment will have the same effect as voting no on the amendment.
To vote for a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "Yes" on that question. To vote against a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "No" on that question.
Increasing funding to school districts
Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to increase the funding going to all school districts from the permanent school fund, which is a fund that supports school districts without raising individual income or property taxes, effective July 1, 2027?

(This is a photo of my ballot where I have selected yes)
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GOP 2010-2026: "People who would be forced to pay for health care policies they wouldn't use are victims!" GOP 2026: "People who are paying for health care policies they don't use are fraudsters!"
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Ian @ian612.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Listening to the new @budgetcommitteepod.bsky.social and had to drop this horrific paragraph from a Star Tribune article.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really need some high-level elected Dems to get themselves in front of as many cameras as they can to push back against this nonsense in plain speech: "this is a lie, and it is nonsensical. They're trying to play us for suckers."
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Adam Miller @ajm6792.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a test. They are trying (again) to see if media repeats their nonsense for them.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colour cycling and hi-res Amiga AGA landscapes: A clip from the Mark Ferrari art slideshow production from 2023.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 26/09/2026
In NYT Bullshit Misleading Headlines Part 1 Million: he’s only pulling his money back because Trump isn’t oppressing voters hard enough.
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A Reclusive G.O.P. Billionaire Pulls Back His Money From Senate Republicans
Timothy Mellon, one of the party’s biggest donors in 2024, has so far withheld his midterm donations for Republican senators because he is unhappy about the failure to pass a key Trump priority.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 25/09/2026
I swear every opinion over at the Strib is being written as though North Star Summit attendees must vote to approve it ...
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important on the change in tactics post-Minneapolis
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👋🗳️Hi, U.S. Voters, Please double check your voter registration. Especially if you live in Texas. Thanks 😊 —❤️ an election law professor
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
Sophie Cunningham 
09/24/26 vs Lynx

0 points
2 rebounds
0 assists
0 blocks
0 steals
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 24/09/2026
If Tesla tested a self-driving car by putting it in Turbo mode and pointing it off the Santa Monica Pier you wouldn't say "OMG THAT CYBERTRUCK WENT ROGUE!" You'd say "What dipshit decided this was a safe or smart way to test new technology? We need to fire everyone involved."
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The inflection on the last word of this clip is the most Minnesota sound I’ve ever heard.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jesse Singal et al probably make more money than I do and their whole thing is pointing and laughing at people. It's deeply anti social and I can see why it generates a distrust of the press.
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NJB/North Minneapolis They/Them @knittingdyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skipping this ballot question is equivalent to a NO vote. PLEASE vote YES! It will cost taxpayers NOTHING to increase school funding, and do nothing to the state budget. Please read! voteyesmnstudents.org
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Vote Yes: Boost Funding for Minnesota Public Schools
Vote Yes for a constitutional amendment to boost Minnesota public school funding without raising taxes, benefiting every student statewide.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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smokey eunuch™ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude went on FOX FUCKING NEWS to dabble in literal hate speech and he's getting treated as if he went completely maximalist on the most hot button issues by the people he's trying to win over with it do you fucking get it, you worms?
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WSJ on Osborn saying words, NYT on Petolta being a shitty boss, NYT/Siena showing Collins 2% up with a 50/50 male/female electorate. This doesn't happen by accident.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The thing that's infuriating about our squeamishness about consequences for traitors and corrupt officials is that we are one of the most punitive countries in the world in most other respects.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this became a Fathom Event, it would be my first Fathom Event attendance.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not kidding, don’t ever use the r-word around me to be edgy. You will be out of my life so fucking fast.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Question for those of you who know ball better than I, for a thing I'm writing. Who are some prominent NBA and WNBA glue guys, with a preference for MN teams. My thought is that Jaden is the Wolves' glue guy. On the Lynx, I feel like Courtney kind of fills that role. Thoughts?
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pass the controller dog
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never forgive the solid 30% of my ward who looked at this candidate and thought - yes, this is who I want to represent me.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 23/09/2026
Please, I’m begging the local media, stop the Tiger Beat coverage and get at what the stakes are for voters.
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