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Fred Beukema

@beukema.bsky.social
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In Minneapolis. Structural engineer, mostly lapsed improvisor, 3 day Jeopardy! champ. Happily married to a public school teacher. Two kids, a cat, and a dog.

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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 3h
And this isn’t some old recycled clip. She said this on Friday, October 2, 2026
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 3h
They really threaded this one between the April and October flash sales. Unusual hostility from them toward a deeply loyal customer base.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 3h
PSA for Criterion Channel charter subscribers: if you got a $20 gift from them in April, it expires Wednesday.
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 6h
fascinated by this bootleg Radiohead shirt that is 9 million light years from Radiohead aesthetics
bootleg Radiohead t-shirt with cartoon radio
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 8h
wow the new Guy Ritchie movie really goes hard
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 8h
I've been trying for days to get this mf to pick Kermit the Frog as part of a combo with something else.
A Codenames guess list, in which the blue spymaster has repeatedly tried clues with targets including Kermit the Frog. For musicians, the guesser picked Johnny Cash and synthesizer. For singers, they picked the Beatles, Grateful Dead, and mix tape. For leaps, they picked Neil Armstrong and Birkenstocks.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 10h
College buddy of mine had his earliest memory of rational thought at a theater for ET. Realized if he started freaking out, his parents would remove him. He made his plan, and executed it successfully.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 20h
And part 2: youtu.be/dSTgynpoK2E?...
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Powerhouse - Celebration Act 2
YouTube video by gojirra
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 20h
Here's the episode, if you're interested: youtu.be/7Lc-qB0F6ZE?...
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Powerhouse - Celebration Act 1
YouTube video by gojirra
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 20h
An episode of this obscure PBS after-school show called Powerhouse, about a kids program at a community center. In the ep, a kid is menaced by a group of masked skinheads in his synagogue at night. Had several nightmares based on it.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's the smile that makes it art
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you'd like to get more compliments from Minnesotans over the age of 55, wearing a Red Owl t-shirt is a great way to go.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back from this—when Director Abdi was asked what needs to happen for the district to walk this back—he said they need 5 board members against it. I do need you all to be emailing and calling!
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I remember sitting in the theater for REVOLUTIONS, waiting for them to refer to the Machine City as 01.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mom's obituary hit the paper today: obituaries.startribune.com/obituary/cyn...
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Cynthia Parke Beukema (Cindy) Obituary | 1947 - 2026 | Minnesota Star Tribune
View Cynthia Parke Beukema (Cindy)'s complete obituary, share memories, and explore heartfelt tribute posts from the community.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huge-ass church for a tiny town!
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B-Rye @gorillaengineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m generally a “trends and forces” not a “great man” believer in history, but jeezers, if Saddam Hussein doesn’t invade Kuwait, and the U.S. winds down its military spending in the mid to late ‘90’s as the Cold War ends, the world is a completely different place.
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, @startribune.com. This is absolutely irresponsible and needs an immediate retraction. Refuting your own headline right in the story.
Police: Shooting at Eden Prairie homecoming game was gang-related
Police did not specifically say that Somali gangs were involved, but Rep. Tom Emmer and others posted on social media calling the incident a “Somali gang crime.” This summer, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher issued a public warning of what he described as a surge of violence involving Somali gangs.
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mollypeonies @mollypeonies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minneapolis, if you look outside right now it’s like what the 1970s looked like. In pictures and on TV, everything filtered through yellow and green.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screw this.
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Derek Johnson @derekjjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least we can all take comfort in Frey letting the surveillance state masquerade as a public service.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 03/10/2026
"Is the juice worth the squeeze" is a question I try to ask before every post. I don't always answer correctly but I always ask.
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Mara 👻 aBOOlish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Snapshot of where the MPS Board would vote on School closures. Colin Beachy is running for reelection so we can put extra pressure on him!
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 03/10/2026
I have absolutely wondered about this. Amazing.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The concessions prices skyrocketing has also been alongside serious rises in the cost of tickets. When I'm shelling out for a (rare, for me) concert, I'm sinking the money because of and to see the artist. Choosing to skip the exorbitant drink prices is a way to make that a little more affordable.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, so we'll call them Freymobiles before and after the first time they don't know how to read a snow-covered road and cause significant harm or damage.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Couldn't tell you; never saw it.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big red dog or little Martin Short?
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just rewatched Inside a High-Tech Dairy Processing Facility last night and over lunch today. It still holds up!
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ZachSCARY Johnson @zachstronaut.com · 02/10/2026
At the current rate of overspending, MPD is doing “what’s another $14k” every single day, day after day.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everybody complains about how the writers are out of control now and that's reasonable but in 1989 they had the Giants play the A's in the World Series and there was an earthquake
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh god! I'm so sorry.
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Liv Coleman @livcolemanfl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On Ron DeSantis' legacy as governor. From me, writing for The Conversation theconversation.com/ron-desantis...
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Ron DeSantis’ 2 terms in office fundamentally altered Florida’s political landscape, cementing conservative policies through strategic control of state institutions
After eight years in office, Gov. Ron DeSantis leaves Florida much more conservative than he found it.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is awesome. I'd love to see some similar local introspection on the use of the likes of David Schultz and Larry Jacobs for political analysis.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. I learned it from watching you is the deeper cut, and therefore the more satisfying reference to people who know. Brain on drugs was getting referenced and parodied contemporaneously.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 5 Minneapolis weather smell day today.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t follow women’s basketball (aside from through y’all’s skeets) or baseball or anything, but there should be a moratorium on MN teams going straight to play a NY team in the playoffs til we figure out what’s going on
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Christy @ravensymbiont.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, what if we just pull it together and win this game
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you open the Ark, but just for a little peek.
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Aaron S. Veenstra @asveenstra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't believe a guy desperate to play second fiddle to a juiceless weirdo two years in advance could get something so wrong.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
third way figured out dems should stop attacking trans people? third way?!
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Frey and Her)
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Fred Beukema @beukema.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It isn't, though.
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 29/09/2026
They should both resign. Free the Twin Cities. We will join together as one and eat Falcon Heights.
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