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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh so none of you were going to tell me? I just had to find out about Falling in Reverse's cover of Last Resort by myself? youtu.be/ESOjt2_yJrU?...

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Falling In Reverse - "Last Resort (Reimagined)"

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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

While a portion of the population is running with buckets of gasoline towards this dumpster fire.

Cartoon of people mingle with horrified faces

One person to another:
"I read this article and it said that, apparently, there was a time in our history when we didn't all stagger around in horrified disbelief."

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💎 Elizabeth 💎 @shinylion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

GET. THEIR. ASSES.

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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah it's weird how lifelong masking without knowing that's what you're doing, or knowing why you are the way you are, or why everyone thinks you're weird, or why so many "easy" things are hard for you, can make SOME MOMS a little depressed.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026

a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

More of this bit, which is now garnering "How do you think of these every day?" comments from friends. Today I said, "Well I have caffeine and have been on Tumblr for over a decade."

The most beautiful woman in the world looking offscreen and holding a can of something caffeinated, the caption reads: But I don't want to tackle logistics for key projects as they hit critical mass, I want to train a flock of geese to poop on the cars of people I don't like

The most beautiful woman in the world looking offscreen and holding a can of something caffeinated (also her boobs are kind of out in this one), the caption reads: But I don't want to circle up about timelines for major Q4 initiatives, I want to eat my weight in tacos and take a nap under a tree.

The most beautiful woman in the world looking offscreen and holding a can of something caffeinated, the caption reads: But I don't want to itemize my monthly expenses, I want to lay down on one of those floating docks in the middle of a lake somewhere and commune with the fish

The most beautiful woman in the world looking offscreen and holding a can of something caffeinated, the caption reads: I don't want to host critical stakeholders and make their coffee, I want to give Elon Musk an atomic wedgie and shove him in a locker.

This version of the bit has the honor of being the only one my 21yo niece has saved into the chat so she can look at it forever.

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There should be statues of this woman in 20 years and high school kids should be assigned her memoir

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I hope that every last one of my moots has a similar journey when they decide to make the pun. It's what I would have wanted.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On top of fines and prosecution, make corrupt mfers toxic for businesses. You get busted for crooked fuckery and any business affiliated with you moving forward should become ineligible for tax benefits and govt. contracts

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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 29/09/2026

it's literally this simple

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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Excellent thread! There *are* rewards for being A Good Guy Who Speaks Up even if they are not immediately obvious or publicly bestowed. First, integrity is its own reward. Maybe you didn’t save the world or change hearts & minds. But if you held the line on not making it worse, that’s something.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MAGA has so successfully wielded "parents rights" against the educational system like a cudgel that my kid's teacher just emailed me to make sure a book he chose at the scholastic book fair was okay for him to read. ....it was the fucking Lorax.

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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026

I need every Democrat to know in their fucking bones that the first whisper of "turn the page and get back to normal" means we're going to primary them so hard their grandparents feel the ripple in space/time.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You know what's messed up is this is like the fourth time in twenty years I've read this exact headline

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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guys, remember when we used to just nuclear block people? Let's do that. This post is about the NYT columnist who just quote-dunked calling a trans person "it" like it's Twitter in 2021.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026

I think Trump should keep bringing politicians from red states that are suddenly in play to the oval office and forcing them to talk about how great he is let's get Ken Paxton in here

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nobody likes it when I point out that training dogs and toddlers to live in a polite society are not fundamentally different tasks, and YET

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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As an aside - new boyfriend has a command center for the kids in his front room. The house rules are on a whiteboard. Rule number one is: "Grown ups don't keep secrets with kids." I assume it's obvious why I let this man court me.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This thread, and *also* you need to teach them bodily autonomy. That isn't a one time convo, it's an ongoing rule that everyone is in charge of their own body. Don't force them to give hugs, remind them to ask their friends before hugging, remind them they can walk away from peers being unkind.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else

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Quote Bot @quotesbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dorothy Dunnett - “Lucent and delicate, Drama entered, mincing like a cat. #QuoteBot

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Do you know how many people have Yungblud on their playlists because I was so earnest about him? At least 3 people that I know for sure.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This sounds extreme but it's not, btw. Find a woman who hasn't been bad-touched on a bus, endured a boss rubbing their arm meaningfully, or had a man slide his hand down her back and ass to "scoot by her." Men touch us so much in ways entirely unwelcome. We are conditioned not to see that as assault

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You know, most of the time I am pretty confident I'm just autistic, but sometimes a discussion makes me wonder if I may sit at a different place on the spectrum than I currently assume.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026

crafting an entire insufferable theory of the world around “less wrong and rationalism and Mastodon are places for weird nerds who don’t like or understand jokes, and places like Something Awful and certain regions of old Twitter and Bluesky are for weird nerds who like jokes”

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026

It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Parents think family is forever no matter how they treat people. Their adult children only want to remain in contact with people who treat them well and respect them. This is bad somehow. We are a serious newspaper."

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Sporkamarink @strivingally.bsky.social · 22/07/2024

Holy shit it’s literally the @mikeljollett.bsky.social tweet as actual policy suggestion lol. This rules.

Tweet from Mikel Jollett from 2020. Text reads: “Okay how about this: No more billionaires. None. After you reach $999 million, every red cent goes to schools and health care. You get a trophy that says, “I won capitalism” and we name a sog park after you.”

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am a millennial of a certain age and I'm rewatching the seminal Bisexual Millennial film to see if it holds up. Watch The Mummy with me!

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Scott @smadin.net · 26/09/2026

OpenAI s̴a̴y̴s̴ ̴a̴g̴e̴n̴t̴s̴ leaked 53 images from ChatGPT users in latest example of ̶r̶o̶g̶u̶e̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶i̶t̶y̶ criminal malfeasance

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Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look, this is vile. But if you wanted a shorthand for RFK's entire career as a public figure you can't possibly do better.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Don't rely on polls, go vote. And it's Texas, so take advantage of early voting to avoid Election Day Fuckery.

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just had a fifth date and a Define the Relationship talk funnier than an Abbott & Costello routine. "I don't know what normal people do at this juncture but an Instagram reel informed me that 'not seeing other people' and 'dating' are two distinct phases. It was unclear on the difference."

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bi Visibility day is almost over, but I will offer this to you right under the wire: I knew I was bisexual when I was 23 and married to a man. Many people said "But you've never been with a woman so you can't know for sure" but I did know for sure.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Murder is also the #1 cause of death of pregnant and postpartum women. Related: Denying people access to abortion care forces them to remain trapped in abusive relationships they often would otherwise leave. (among other harms)

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In other words, as a rule of thumb, a high-profile race with polls showing the Democrat up 4 is probably actually a dead heat. A Dem up 5 points or more is probably safe. Up 3 or fewer is probably a loss. The lesson here is to keep the foot on the gas. Don't let up until polls close.

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you couldn't locate Greenfield on a map of Massachusetts without looking it up, you don't need to be commenting on the house policies of a lesbian bar there. You can sit this one out, I promise.

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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 23/09/2026

I can hold two thoughts at once: 1. Mitch McConnell is one of the evilest shits in our government, which is saying a lot 2. what they're doing to him is elder abuse, and everyone around him is complicit my lawyer says I should not suggest a solution, however

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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy Bi Visibility Day! *ahem*

"Bi people in a m/f relationship aren't straight"

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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026

every day for the next six weeks we are going to be treated to a bunch of Republicans going “oh god oh god we’re so fucked” and I think we should all take some time to savor it

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Kelsey @stuckyparty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[people start openly weeping with joy in the streets] (It's me, I'm people)

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