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Andy Lettuce

@andy.hopepunk.club
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Red Loons @redloons.bsky.social · 4h
If you're looking to spend some of that pay day Friday cash on some good garb, we've got you covered! Should be ready in time for the last few matches on the season, great for those late October nights watching loons away on the Black Hart patio!
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Red Loons Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Presale open until Oct. 18)
More cold weather games means more layers, and we've got you covered. Designed by one of our members, these hoodies will be printed locally in Saint Paul on Independent Trading Company's Unisex Midwei...
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 4h
Hey everybody a new coffee shop opened in my neighborhood and it's like chill and aligns with my personal vibe and so I have some happiness and contentment to spare if you need a little
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 30/09/2026
She shoulda thrown a binder at him
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/09/2026
MN voters: amending the state constitution requires a majority of voters to vote yes - abstaining from the school funding question on your ballot this year is effectively a no-vote. Please take a sec to get informed before you submit your ballot! www.lwvmn.org/2026-constit...
A portion of the MN official ballot that reads

Constitutional Amendments
Failure to vote on a constitutional amendment will have the same effect as voting no on the amendment.
To vote for a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "Yes" on that question. To vote against a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "No" on that question.
Increasing funding to school districts
Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to increase the funding going to all school districts from the permanent school fund, which is a fund that supports school districts without raising individual income or property taxes, effective July 1, 2027?

(This is a photo of my ballot where I have selected yes)
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Amy Fitzgerald @amyarielfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Have You Tried Being an Individual Solution to a Systemic Problem?" brought to you by Friends of the Systemic Problem
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 21/09/2026
This suggests that the Loons are simply not converting - whether it's luck or finishing talent or what. If they'd scored as many as the underlying metrics suggest they should've - they'd be mid-table. To my eye defensive lapses are a big problem but maybe that's lack of air cover?
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Shannon Heaton @chawkeye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t make the rules, y’all, just go on
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/09/2026
If a researcher (you know, a human person) launches a training run for an AI model that results in unauthorized access, THEN THAT HUMAN PERSON hacked the accessed company. Easily understood legislation. Call it Aaron's Law. Get it done.
A screenshot of a headline that reads "Google Gemini also escaped its testing environment and hacked three companies" altered to replace "Gemini" with "researchers"
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I live in Minnesota, where "abolish ICE" *is* populist rhetoric.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/09/2026
when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about
Classic blue portajohn
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck ICE. Yesterday, Today, Forever.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/09/2026
Somebody kick the misery machine and see if you can knock some joy loose for fucks sake
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 09/09/2026
I honestly believe this is the most direct path to change. Something that can be done even with a combative executive branch, and probably a meaningful first step in actually releasing & returning our incarcerated neighbors
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Racket @racketmn.com · 08/09/2026
Sol of the Cities Futsal League and La Liga de Sueños aim to solve youth soccer's 'lightning-rod issue.'
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Pay-to-Play Youth Soccer 'Is About Entitlement and Money.' 2 MN Leagues Are Emphasizing Affordability, Fun. - Racket
Sol of the Cities Futsal League and La Liga de Sueños aim to solve youth soccer's 'lightning-rod issue.'
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vincent van Gogh to the polls
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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In case you’re wondering, Saint Paul Mac-Groveland FB group is currently frothing about replacing playground sand with engineered wood chips that meet ADA standards. Arguing with the director of Parks & Rec like he’s a front desk employee at a rec center. The Kaohly Her voter, everyone.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 05/09/2026
Hi, I'm Andy in Saint Paul. I'm married and we've raised two makers of good trouble. I think "it hurt so bad when he saw the traces of old lies still on their faces" from $1000 Wedding is the saddest thing a human will ever sing, specifically Evan Dando singing in the cover with Julianna Hatfield.
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🚲 🥜scoops 🥜🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh. Almost like the thing everyone told her would happen happened. I'm so glad the richest reactionaries in the cities insisted on a change candidate who had no on the record positions on municipal governance issues
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you search your name? (and do you find it as age-affirming as I did?)
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Pee-wee Herman Shouts 'Andy!'
Alt: Pee-wee Herman Shouts 'Andy!'
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Shitposzting @shitposzting.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ATTENTION TWIN CITIES FRIENDS! I found this sweet guy on the side of Lexington Ave. he’s got a rabies tag but nothing else. I’m gonna take him to blue pearl in Arden hills. Please share so we can find his home
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 30/08/2026
This here is not the good soccer
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/08/2026
You probably know this already but my guy @nurdrocks.bsky.social is really good at what he does music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ_X...
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Go To Hell
YouTube video by Nur-D - Topic
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/08/2026
I implore you to make plans this holiday season to watch the late, great Dolly Parton in A Smoky Mountain Christmas. It also features Lee Majors & John Ritter. Plus there's a witch, that shoots a gun I think at some point? Anyway it's bonkers. You'll love it.
Lee Majors and Dolly Parton from A Smoky Mountain Christmas
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/08/2026
all cops are bastards fist bump emoji
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 22/08/2026
goddamn
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/08/2026
What's the USD <> Faerun gold exchange rate? Provided I can pick which file I load up, a year in Baldur's Gate could be dope
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 17/08/2026
Just a reminder that is abnormally predatory and racist simultaneously
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 17/08/2026
Marked safe from being offended by the Tafoya jokes even though I'm a transplant
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 15/08/2026
Onion Bag is what they called Fuzz in college
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dipshit 1 was crazyyyy
Joe Rogan: I was at the White House, so was Shane.

Shane Gillis: Let's stop bringing that up. Back then, when I was taking that picture, I was like, this guy's gonna release the Epstein Files, and no more wars. I like that. Also, I still didn't vote for him.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 13/08/2026
It's nice that Bill Cassidy and Tom Emmer are similar in their caricature-of-an-old-blowhard appearance - it means that even if you're not sure which one you've encountered in public, you don't need to worry about dishing out your scorn
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 12/08/2026
I have a deep & meaningful parasocial relationship with this sock man
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 12/08/2026
I made it evergreen
A poorly marked-up screenshot of the quotes post to make the message read "Check-in: #MNUFC supporters should not put much stock in any transfer rumor linking #Loons to any striker, until they see them touch the rock"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 12/08/2026
it's too bad the MN GOP didn't elect the imminently beatable wacky pillow man and instead chose the more mainstream lady that collaborated with the right wing youtuber to make a bullshit video that was used to justify state-sponsored domestic terrorism how will we beat such a pragmatic caucus
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/08/2026
I'm very careful and conscious of bubbling myself and I also take my media diet pretty seriously because burn-out is an ever-present threat, so please understand how much I mean it when I say You people on this app are great and I'm pretty grateful for you
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/08/2026
Ditto
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don’t live in Minnesota anymore, but my voting philosophy is simple: Would X candidate be booed at @blackhartstp.com or would people be lining up to buy them drinks? That’s why you gotta vote for Peggy.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/08/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to register with a party to vote in a primary in Minnesota. You can just go vote! Do it today!
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/08/2026
Go do the thing
A selfie including a prominent I Voted sticker
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/08/2026
With casual, non-factual references to "public safety" to help position themselves away from abolition and restorative justice, progressive politicians cede serious ground to Kavanaugh-Stop-style policing and the people who support it. Restorative justice is a moderate position.
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 10/08/2026
PEGGY PEGGY PEGGY!! If you are in Minnesota, we have a primary on TUESDAY. Please get out and vote for Peggy. Angie Craig is bought and paid for by AIPAC and crypto. She voted to give ICE more money.
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 08/08/2026
🧵 A few thoughts on the geography of #SaintPaul 's shifting homeless encampments. The Fish Hatchery camp that Mayor Her forcibly cleared this week was on some of the most isolated land in the city, over 2 miles from downtown StP, surrounded by RRs, river, highways, & cliffs.
Map of Pig's Eye park.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 08/08/2026
AMC sits in such a weird place as a business where they've created really good infrastructure for the ticket buying process, loyalty programs, etc. but the actual theaters where the movies happen are all stuck in "this small town mall is about to close down" mode
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 08/08/2026
As an empty nester who was poor back when he raised his kids: please tax me to pay for this
please.tax
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Black Hart of Saint Paul @blackhartstp.com · 05/08/2026
Poverty, homelessness, drugs are all complicated issues with no easy solutions. But destroying encampments is inhumane & solves nothing. Listening House is an amazing resource for unhoused neighbors. If you want to be part of a solution, consider volunteering/donating. www.listeninghouse.org
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LISTENING HOUSE OF ST. PAUL
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/08/2026
Mauricio Take us home Back to the place We belong CONCACAF hopefuls Plucky locals The bar is low Mauricio
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