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Fancy Pants 🎩

@farnaby.xyz
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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Spooky Skeleton Driving a Meat Sack. Lets get weird. male model and aspiring himbo. He/him

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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 2h
Somehow it didn't occur to me that this all started less than three full months into the mayor's term?
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 3h
Another, very local, race I'm deeply concerned about in MN. For a lot of the same reasons as I'm concerned about Ellison's race.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 3h
More and more I find myself trying to opt out of tech stuff. Aside from being less interesting in many ways it's also just ... Hostile to how I want to live I guess?
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 4h
Ate chocolate cake for lunch
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 4h
I understand that they might not have a choice on this vote but do they have a choice on the law firm? Also I wonder if this comes back to haunt Noecker.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 5h
Occasionally I check my 401k to see if someone accidentally deposited a few million and I can retire but so far no joy.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 5h
One of the races I am most concerned about in MN.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 7h
Me: is problem x caused by... Me interrupting myself: drink some water dumbass
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 7h
Hey bro, I heard this cool song that nobody else will hear and that can't be recreated and I can never hear in concert. It was siiiiiiiick!
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 8h
One of the reasons I'll be giving @radiok.bsky.social more money this pledge drive is that they are one of the few (maybe only) orgs who appear to have never sold my email. Also the music.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 8h
No relation to me.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 8h
I was going to look at maybe trying to take a trip in March but Google flights won't go out that far because it's still September. I can however try to book a flight for a week in September still.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 10h
I had a dream about screwing up a college exam in case you were wondering if those stop by your 40s
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 20h
AS I was leaving St Paul tonight I realized that I will be crossing the river 4 times this week? Dang.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
Ok off to the hardware store now that my bog roll holder is finally there. We will see if I have the energy to make it to st paul after that to try and help save summit by drinking like 2 beers and then coming home and going to bed.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
Is it seasonal depression or regular depression: a late fall question
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
12 foot skeleton says trans rights.
A 12 foot skeleton. Behind it a lgbtq+ flag and a trans flag fly
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
I just found out dj shadow is playing here this week (thanks racket!) and I can't quite justify the cost but might see what I can do anyway.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
Goodnight loon Goodnight cartoon Goodnight gut Goodnight butt
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
I am a family of 1 person and I still ended up off my meal plan today, the first day of my meal plan week. I don't even pretend to know how families of more than 1 do it. Add in kids and 🤯 at the complexity.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
Fascinating that all the blame goes on O'Hara, you know the guy who was nominated to be re-appointed by Frey. There is some good info in the article but the cops are just stealing money from the city.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
After today I feel like I need to run away *again*
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
So handy people how would you fix this? About 6 inches long.
A crack in a linoleum floor
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Fuck I'm so tired
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Will the weather be good enough for me to mow my lawn? Nobody knows.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Man I was up too late and I slept poorly. Today is gonna be a rollercoaster.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Apologies to whoever was supposed to have the dream I had last night, you probably would have enjoyed playing dream basketball much more than I did.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Hey I have been here a couple of times.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
For some reasons images on this site aren't loading right again.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
Ashley could use some help and if it helps she is the force behind www.standwithminnesota.com which has helped people in MN and also in other places impacted by ICE.
standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
I am not sure why but today I bought the final bowie album, something I always resisted previously.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
My chest feels tight but it's all burp related
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
This has been my theory for a while.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
In his prime? Sure but like ... I've been in fights and to my knowledge my dad hasn't. My dad is a better dude than I am though. Gramps on the other hand? Not a fucking chance. Hell even out of his prime.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
I'm glad that a new generation will learn about bisexuality and that my generation will have it reaffirmed.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 27/09/2026
I am not sure that there is anything new at @artsmia.bsky.social right now for me other than the crop art exhibit which is more than enough for me to probably go wander there anyway for a bit. Might stop by the fetus and see if there is any new vinyl I want too.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 27/09/2026
Was starting to come up with #Agenda and realized its ... really light. Not mad about it though. * Gym * Clean up the house * 2 (two) texts * Dinner with the folks * Paint the bathroom? * ???
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 27/09/2026
For the past year or two I have used "disaster" as a self descriptor and I think its time to change that language about myself.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 27/09/2026
i think this is a great thread about Patient 0 historically.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
Earlier today I saw a car where the temp plate expired five *years* ago?
Temp plate on a car that expired June 30 2021
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
I had never noticed that the T-Rex car from the battle train is giving birth. Seen at open street today.
A trex car thing with a head coming out of where the cloaca would be. It's also a different species of dinosaur
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
Why is it so prevalent among MN drivers to merge onto the highway going 40 mph?
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
Its a saturday and a busy one at that so lets cracking with an #Agenda * Gym * Groceries * Meal Plan * Nicollet Open Streets * Red Bull Flutag * Clean some stuff up * Hardware store pick up * A couple of emails and texts that have been avoided * ????
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
I've kinda hit the anger phase of a few things. Progress I guess.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
There are reasons I don't use meta products or really post pictures of myself online but I think my friends would be more confused than likely to buy anything.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
When was the last time this guy had an actual job interview?
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
There's art everywhere
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
I want my neighbors back. Not whatever this is.
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
ok i have talked myself into going to the gym and lifting now so that I can be free the rest of the day (until I go to happy hour and stuff)
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Fancy Pants 🎩 @farnaby.xyz · 25/09/2026
people don't really believe me when I sy i don't watch much television but as a data point: I have only seen episodes of 8 of these shows.
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