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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026

meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.

An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum ‘“Repent!’” Nanny Ogg went on. “Repent? Me? Cheek! I can’t start repenting at my time of life. I’d never get any work done. Anyway,” she added, “I ain’t sorry for most of it.”’

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"

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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

tfw smoke starts rising from the biryani

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Arthur Snell @snellarthur.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Quite a lot of people lost someone, maybe an elderly relative, during the heatwave. My Aunt Barbara, very ill with advanced dementia, died yesterday aged 91. She was unmarried, no kids and I had been taking care of her affairs for the past few years. That’s the least interesting thing about her. 1

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Thank you so much, both I and they really appreciate it - I'm sure Flika in particular will be very happy to see you 😊

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Me, scrolling through the Intrusive Thoughts Website: Wow I hope I don't see any intrusive thoughts

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just seen two women, neither of whom was Chaka Khan. Beginning to think she might be lying.

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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

17 people died trying to cool off in extreme, record breaking May heat. Farage’s reaction? Nothing, his plan is to reverse climate change legislation & drill for more oil. 1 man is murdered by a Sikh. His reaction? We should react with “pure cold rage” It’s not about saving life, it’s about racism.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/06/2026

Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men

“My name,” she said at last, “is Miss Tick. And I am a witch. It’s a good name for a witch, of course.”
“You mean blood-sucking parasite?” said Tiffany, wrinkling her forehead.
“I’m sorry?” said Miss Tick, coldly.
“Ticks,” said Tiffany. “Sheep get them. But if you use turpentine—”
“I meant that it sounds like ‘mystic,’” said Miss Tick.
“Oh, you mean a pune, or play on words,” said Tiffany. “In that case it would be even better if you were Miss Teak, a dense foreign wood, because that would sound like ‘mystique,’ or you could be Miss Take, which would—”
“I can see we’re going to get along like a house on fire,” said Miss Tick. “There may be no survivors.”

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Due to its unsustainable pricing policy, Club Tropicana closed within weeks of opening.

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Seraph @seraphism.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

90 years ago, today. Sometimes we *can* learn positive lessons from the past.

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Cai : go see DIGGER @annenotation.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

This is probably the most traditional possible behavior for the family of a pope.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/06/2026

Ned Flanders when Ned Wallonia enters the room

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Liz Truss is what you get when you tell a kid with a pencil stuck up their nose that they can be anything they want to be.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck. I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

They should have to call it Ar*enal before the watershed

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 30/05/2026

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

banh mi?! yeah you should banh mi from this website so I can get some work done

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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026

and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all

An illustration of the Glorious Twenty Fifth of May, with a banner saying Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

the background is a lilac blossom, a hard boiled egg and an ankh-morpork city watch badge

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Come and have an ice cream and/or smoothie in my garden?

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Sophie Gilbert @sophiegilbert.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This is so bleak, ie take away our desire for (affordable, generic) food so that we can focus on buying expensive consumer products. www.ft.com/content/5ffb...

Quote from a partner at Bain who says GLP1s boost the luxury sector because they eliminate food noise and are thus "opening the door for other pleasures" including perfume and beauty products

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Amuse polling station staff by poking a shirt out from behind the booth curtain and asking "have you got this in a medium?"

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I'd pretend I didn't recently have to answer 'how do you treat scabies that isn't responding to topical treatment?', but I think we all know the second part of your sentence is true either way 🤡

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Side Eye Monkey Meme

ALT: Side Eye Monkey Meme

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Plumbert won’t see your messages calling him a monster but your friends made entirely of fruits and vegetables will

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Can't believe we never noticed how weird and bad this game was as kids 😂

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

How dare you, Vincent Adultman is far too busy doing business at the business factory to participate in this sort of caper

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/05/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

“Please yourself,” said Cohen. “We’ve come to talk about surrender.”
Mr. Saveloy noticed some of the lesser lords relax a little. Then he thought: a real soldier probably doesn’t like this sort of thing. You don’t want to go to soldier Heaven or wherever you go and say, I once led an army against seven old men. It wasn’t medal-winning material.
“Ah. Of course. So much for bravado,” said Lord Hong. “Then lay down your arms and you will be escorted back to the palace.”
Cohen and Truckle looked at one another.
“Sorry?” said Cohen.
“Lay down your arms.” Lord Hong snorted. “That means put down your weapons.”
Cohen gave him a puzzled look. “Why should we put down our weapons?”
“Are we not talking about your surrender?”
“Our surrender?”

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✨ Vonn-jin Buu ✨ @ilyvonn1.blacksky.app · 03/05/2026

I fear that the people who need this message the most are not going to see it, but I’m still gonna share it anyway

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The perfect car doesn’t exi—-

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Vote Reform. Or we will house *dangerous migrant centres* in your village. And if you vote Green, it will be even worse for you. It's beyond disturbing. The chill wind of threat, thuggery and menace of a kind never before seen in Britain.

Today we announce a new policy:

In order to deport all illegal migrants in
Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of
thousands at a time.

Migrants will not be able to leave these
detention centres, and each will be held
there a couple of weeks before being
deported.

So here's our promise:

A Reform government will not put any
migrant detention facilities in any
constituency with a Reform MP.

Nor will we put them where Reform
controls the council.

And of the remaining areas, we will
prioritise Green controlled parliamentary
constituencies and Green controlled
councils to locate the detention centres.

Put simply, if you vote in a Reform
council or Reform MP, we guarantee y

Put simply, if you vote in a Reform
council or Reform MP, we guarantee you
won't have a detention centre near you

If you vote Green, there's a good chance
you will,

This is an important exercise in
democratic consent, not just for our
mass deportation policy, but for where
the detention centres are placed

Given @ZackPolanski openly advocates
for open borders, I look forward to their
warm embrace of this policy

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Bethan 🦥💜 @bethkate90.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

That whole exchange does make much more sense if you imagine him as an American Brian Butterfield

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🎃 boo-bonic plague 🎃 @ali1m.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I really don’t think a health body should be supporting a hantavirus outbreak. if anything they should help suppress it

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 03/05/2026

General: That barrage damaged it! It's hurt! *cheers from soldiers* *smoke clears* General: PULL OUT!!! PULL OUT!!!

Haunted Tesco Fruit Monstrosity Plumbert (A giant made entirely out fruit) with part of his face blown away, revealing the face of 90s character Mr Blobby.

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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

CAN LOCAL RESTAURANTS STOP WITH THE AI POSTERS. SURELY YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE FOOD THAT YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO OF. THE FOOD LIVES WHERE YOU ARE!

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

CUCKOO 1: I heard you finally found work CUCKOO 2: Yeah I got a job in a cuckoo clock CUCKOO 1: How are you finding it? CUCKOO 2: Pretty boring, but it gets me out of the house

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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

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