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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

So today I learner that there are Boomers on Bluesky, and they're all searching for 'triple lock' and getting arsey.

Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026

The triple lock just makes sure that people who had a wage allowing a comfortable living their entire worklife continue to be comfortable at the expense of the current young working population who'll probably not even receive a state pension. Burnham should should show some fortitude and scrap it.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026

It's just occurred to me that two of the best horror films of the last couple of years are about snapping twigs and the shithousery that ensues.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

'Hell, I'm surprised we're not looking at a boob right now' 'I gots to say, I coulds be looking ats a boob'

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 23/09/2026

Going live at 7pm continuing my playthrough of Still Wakes the Deep on Twitch - join me there! www.twitch.tv/RicharddeVal...

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RicharddeValmontOfBLS - Live on Twitch

BLS Presents: Still Wakes the Deep Pt. 2 | Streaming still wakes the deep.

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 23/09/2026

Going to shoplift Meal Deals in Sainsbury's and they can't arrest me because it'll make me a martyr. "Free the scotch eggs" I shout on TikTok, with a mouth full of scotch eggs.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A very dear friend and antifascist comrade is facing serious charges resulting from defending migrants housed in hotels in Bristol from a far right march in 2025. He's a father, has £11k in legal fees up front, and may be facing prison time if he doesn't win. Please dobate below.

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Support a Bristol antifascist on trial

Support a Bristol antifascist facing charges for resisting far right attacks

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026

Trying to imagine a more deranged take on being a scalper than 'No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP'.

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GigerPunk @gigerpunk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Meanwhile, friends have suggested we set up a gofundme to help alleviate money worries while trying to get Flo back on her feet again. And then they did all the hard work setting it up as well. So if you'd like to help, please have at it. And if you can't that's fine too. gofund.me/d0d4004d7

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Donate to Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery, organized by Emma Leadley

Flo is an artist, sci-fi and fantasy writer and regular attendee at conventio… Emma Leadley needs your support for Help Flo and Rob with Flo's Stroke Recovery

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 20/09/2026

God, I'm old. Harrier Attack! (AmSoft, 1984).

Screenshot of a very pixelated computer game. Small black plane on a blue background, with blocky black buildings on the ground underneath.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026

So they have really just given Trump a copy of the 1951 Greenland agreement with the title crossed out and 'TrUmP's AmAzInG DeAl!!!!' written in sharpie, haven't they?

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

Do you get the thing where you're parked by another car in a car park and it starts slowly reversing out of the spot and because your brain has for some reason decided to use it as its point of reference for motion you think your car is rolling forwards and you freak the fuck out? No, me neither.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trans people (and antifascists, and everyone else) have been asking for locked accounts since day one to stop block evasion and prevent harassment/doxxing, which would so easy to institute, but no, we're going to get the big fucking Toxicity Abacus out and see who calls Aaron a cunt too much.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026

Back in my *much* younger days I went home with a lovely young lady from a club. The next day at work I sent a message to my friend I'd been at the club with which was something like 'That girl I went home with last night was absolute filth. I think my back needs stitches' (This is NOT the kind...

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026

At this point I think we have to assume that these guys have got a humiliation kink and we should not indulge them.

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Back in the 70's, when the lead singer of the Who had a mental breakdown, the rest of the band wanted him committed. But his psychiatrist refused to do it because it says in the bible, "Thou Shalt Not Commit A Daltrey."

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 12/09/2026

I just watched Obsession and by all the old gods and the new, if Inde Navarrette doesn't win an Oscar I will burn the world down.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How Mr Miyagi eats his Babybel

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026

I'm so glad the world gets to see George W Bush's depiction of that fateful day when someone with a shit stained neck had to tell Willem Dafoe that he has a cricket wicket stuck in the back of his head.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026

Hunter (1991) on the ST. I never worked out quite what I was supposed to be doing, but whatever it was I did it for tens of hours.

A screenshot of the Atari ST game Hunter.
A blocky 3D man stands on a green plane outside a white bunker. There is a blocky 3D car nearby.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026

They've finally gone and done it - it's all SHELL and no FORMER!

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/09/2026

having the rights to the muppets and not being able to work out how to make a muppets tv show feels like having two slices of bread, some butter, a knife, some cheese, and a recipe for a cheese sandwich, and not being able to work out how to make a cheese sandwich

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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Italian Giallo director: I have a new idea for a movie! Me: Does it have an awesome name? Director: Lick the Blood from Satan's Grave! Me: Is it about a guy in gloves killing people? Director: Si

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 07/09/2026

Joke for you - What looks like a turtle and is dead as fuck? Mitch McConnell.

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A man (50s?) is approaching his garden gate when a huge fluffy cat darts out. Meowing an enthusiastic hello. Brushing first this way and that against his legs and asking to be picked up for a big snuggly hug. Purring like a cuddly little tractor. (1)

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Helen Carmichael - Forbidden Solitaire @bchezza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Check out the hand-crafted glitches in these FMV clips for Imprinted (no AI 🤖) #indiedev

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026

At this point I don't know why Reform don't just promise everyone a pony and the power of flight in the first 100 days, because there's no way in hell they can do that either.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026

Orrr.... maybe the WM Police actually do some work, and go to the Reform Conference which is full of cameras and everyone has a name badge on. If only she'd been holding a piece of cardboard with 'I'm Pro Palestine' written on it, they'd have been there with the blue lights on.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026

Age Verification for Minors is EXACTLY EQUAL TO Identity Verification for Adults. They've used 'Child Safety' to demand copies of everyone's ID and millions handed it over to anyone who asked.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026

Person who has perfected the art of training a huge audience to only pay attention to fast moving bright colours in 2-10 minute segments finds that they won't buy something that requires you to sit in silence for four hours SHOCKER.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 31/08/2026

It's grimly amusing to see all of the tattered scraps of cheap polyester flags fluttering in the wind from lampposts. I decided they needed a name, and came up with 'Jingo Wings'.

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David Wearing @davidwearing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Until very recently, the word “woke” conveyed something beautiful: political awakening in the context of the African-American liberation struggle. The way it has been forcibly stripped from that context and transformed into a ubiquitous term of derision is shockingly cruel & inherently anti-black 1/

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026

Schadenfreude is exempt from ALL other moral positions.

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Cora Peeta M 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 💙💗🤍💗💙 @coramcgladdery.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Latvian for Mutiny is Dumpis Latvian for Jason Statham is Džeisons Steitems

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026

If he spent six hours a day playing Skyrim, wanking and eating sweets he'd have lived a considerably happier and more worthwhile life.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 27/08/2026

Nice try universe, but he's 84. Needs to be an 80 year old genocidal despot. Happy to take suggestions.

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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Home Alone 2 Star Dies. WRONG ONE.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 26/08/2026

Just remember, the good ones die old and well loved, not shot in the neck. Still, FUCK.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026

everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026

Fuck fuck FUCK how we lost Dolly before him? We're in the very worst timeline.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026

Great to hear that we've signed Savinho for 75m, or as he has now asked to be known, 'Savio Rebrov'.

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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 24/08/2026

#OtD 24 Aug 1945 legendary Black LGBTQ activist, sex worker, Stonewall rebellion participant, and co-founder of STAR (a radical org that provided shelter for homeless queer and trans youth) Marsha P. Johnson was born in New Jersey, US. Learn more: workingclasshistory.com/2019/05/13/e...

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 24/08/2026

Cool story bro. You know what else Usain Bolt can do? He can stop running without slamming into a big mat so hard one of his fucking legs flies off.

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Richard deValmont @devalmont.myatproto.social · 22/08/2026

When you have an Industrial music festival at four, but you also have to be pissed in basement at an industrial music festival at 3am.

A man with long purple hair in front of a fireplace and a purple wall. He's wearing a mesh vest, tight black jeans and cowboy boots. Looks like he lovea himself a bit too much, the prick.

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