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Ben Floreancig

@benmf.bsky.social
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Former teacher, current lawyer, forever giraffe enthusiast. Thoughts my own, RTs not endorsements, etc. He/him unless I'm at the Eras Tour, then I'm just one of the girlies.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
currently in tears over these two dogs
two dogs one is flat
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 15/02/2025
We got there! Together, we raised over $564,000 for @translifeline.bsky.social. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights and all are deserving of equality and love. To everyone who was a part of this, from myself, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and all of us here at Tolarian Community College: THANK YOU. 💙💜🤍
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.” Damn. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
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Gisele D @giselefd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Breakfast on deck!
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You can't tell me this isn't a space dino.
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Gays Of Bluesky @gaysof.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion: Apple Costco Bank of America Delta JP Morgan Marriott Microsoft Procter & Gamble Goldman Sachs American Airlines Southwest Airlines United Airlines Catholic Health
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In the grocery store asking the eggs why they aren’t cheaper after the president’s executive order on lowering costs. They aren’t answering. Typical.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 20/01/2025
My hot take is that joy is good
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Push back against the TikTok conspiracy theories. This was not the federal government upset they couldn’t control it. It was not them trying to stop people from communicating or sharing news. It was a national security threat. Full stop.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger
from the Drake complaint against UMG over Not Like Us

10. UMG's campaign was successful. The Recording cloaks cleverly dangerous lyrics behind a catchy beat and inviting hook. Capitalizing on these attributes, UMG used every tool at..." [screencap cuts off]
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My work computer has been installing an update for the past 30 minutes. The fan sounds like it’s about to actually explode. It better be able to make me breakfast or something after all this.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
How do I tell BlueSky to just stop showing me anything Trump related? I’ve muted every single word I can think of, but that doesn’t stop the posts that are *images* of text.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I did some shopping on Amazon for a religious co-worker and wound up purchasing something faith-related. Now Amazon apparently thinks I'll be leaving for the seminary any moment.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wow, I do not like this.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I just got an e-mail that my therapist is back in office after taking parental leave. I'm scheduled for the next three weeks. My depression is about to catch some serious hands.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it
cat ignoring 3 bowls, text: tfw you have wet food and dry food and water but you want a secret fourth thing, something nobody has yet imagined or invented
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
sadly, tragically, this is always what he wanted
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We're 8 days into 2025 and we already have an odds-on favorite for "Most Important Post of the Year"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/01/2025
I see people musing that the vibe here has changed, and I would urge people to remember that there's a lot of anxiety about the change of administration in two weeks and that's going to leak into a lot of other places in one's life. Be as gracious as you can with yourself and others.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I have never seen players with as many helmet stickers as Mt. Union. The only logical conclusion is that these are the best football players on earth.
Three players for Mt. Union, whose purple helmets are covered in hundreds of tiny white skull and crossbone stickers. One player’s helmet is only half-covered, the other two are totally full, probably because they are much better at football
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My posts are far too good to receive so little engagement. I’m not sure if it’s the fault of Blue Sky, all of Blue Sky’s users, the deep state, or something else. But I’m for damn sure it isn’t my fault.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The real controversy over #Billboard releasing its list of the 25 greatest pop stars of the 21st century isn’t Taylor being second. It’s Alicia Keys not making the list proper and being just an honorable mention. #TaylorSky
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A Funny Old Game @sidlambert.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It’s five years since Robbie Keane’s little lad decided to bin off mascot duty… and grab the glory instead. The celebration lasts a full 17 seconds. Sensational stuff.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
If you played an instrument back in high school and stopped: we are in a golden age of decent cheap instruments. The guitars are better, the amps are better. The pedals are cheaper, the wind instruments are actually instruments and not just shaped like them, etc. Jump back into it.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It’s important to remember what constitutes “fighting” though. Yes, show up to protest, write your representatives, and take other action. But turn off the news and block the trolls when it gets too hard and you need to care for yourself. You don’t change anything with self flagellation.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Aaaand I cried.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The days after New Year are always a bummer for me. Not because the holiday season is over, but because it marks the end of gas station availability of Christmas Tree Cakes. :(
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Notre Dame beating Georgia thereby validating both themselves *and* IU as great teams has finally allowed me to understand the Joker.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I consider myself pretty market-oriented when considering solutions to policy problems, but I don’t know how any honest observer can look at the state of American wealth inequality and think “this is fine.”
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
IU’s loss to ND showed they didn’t deserve to be in the playoff because it confirmed existing data: IU was incapable of beating high-tier opponents. Oregon’s loss didn’t do that. Oregon beat everyone they played, including Ohio State if I’m not mistaken. I rate this take a 3/10.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It’s such a clear night that I can once again see the drones above my house, which always very bright and seem to be in the exact same pattern
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Basic Apple Guy @basicappleguy.com · 31/12/2024
Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
who up souring they dough
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What did Kamala Harris mean by this?
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I try to avoid politics on here because if I engage I often end up tilting at endless windmills; still, I’m tired of the “can you believe Republicans treat Trump and Democrats differently??” posts. We get it. There’s hypocrisy in politics. Can we get some new material?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
“The effect may be considerable in a few centuries” is a really remarkable sentence here…
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I will not stand for this level of personal attack.
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Liesbeth Corens @onslies.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.
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