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Ben Floreancig

@benmf.bsky.social
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Former teacher, current lawyer, forever giraffe enthusiast. Thoughts my own, RTs not endorsements, etc. He/him unless I'm at the Eras Tour, then I'm just one of the girlies.

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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You're a game changer at my table, Prof. <3
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
currently in tears over these two dogs
two dogs one is flat
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Truly exceptional flatness
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
That's actually really useful; thank you!
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 15/02/2025
We got there! Together, we raised over $564,000 for @translifeline.bsky.social. 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights and all are deserving of equality and love. To everyone who was a part of this, from myself, @goberthicks.bsky.social, and all of us here at Tolarian Community College: THANK YOU. 💙💜🤍
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What is a "real" comment? What does real even mean? Am I even real? Are you? Who can say??
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Unfathomably based.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
But also massive shout out to your cube for charity!
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Greetings from the future. Check it now! :D
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.” Damn. static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
A silly lil GUY? This is trans propaganda and I'm calling Elon Musk.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Yeah but if the chocolate-for-Big-Work compensation hasn't been adjusted since the 70s. If it had kept up with inflation, it would be like six chocolates by now. Hard to get motivated when I'm being robbed of five chocolates.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Also, China only holds about $850bn in US debt. It isn't trillions.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You're conflating multiple different things. Our investment in foreign aid is an investment in securing trade deals, intelligence partnerships, military cooperation, and more. USAID's total operating budget in 2024 was $32bn. That represents one half of one percent of the budget.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You do realize this would be a catastrophic loss in American soft power globally, and that it would be massive boon for China, right? Foreign aid isn't just a nice thing to do--it's an investment in protecting American interests abroad.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What is with you and anthropomorphizing fruit? It's so profoundly upsetting, and I'm considering filing some kind of lawsuit.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Still have the regular Sunday scaries too, tho. It's like a two-fer.
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Gisele D @giselefd.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Breakfast on deck!
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This guy has lived rent free in my head since he came out. When I saw he became a planeswalker I *literally* cheered out loud. Love my nerdy lil elephant.
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tell Ziggy the quality of my week depends entirely on his week. His well-being is all I care about now.
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Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I would die for them.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
You can't tell me this isn't a space dino.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I will not.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
you've changed my life
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
THIS IS IT. The special general elections for Florida’s 1st & 6th Congressional Districts are on APRIL 1, 2025. If we flip these seats, we can STOP Project 2025. No excuses! Mark your calendars! Show up!
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
no way, spamwise gangreen is better
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Then imagine as you're sifting through the hay, you prick your finger on the needle--but then you still can't find the needle because it falls deeper into the hay or something. Nightmare scenario.
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Gays Of Bluesky @gaysof.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
So far here’s a list of companies reinforcing their commitment to Diversity, Equity & Inclusion: Apple Costco Bank of America Delta JP Morgan Marriott Microsoft Procter & Gamble Goldman Sachs American Airlines Southwest Airlines United Airlines Catholic Health
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"There are only two sexes! XY and XX!" but there are people with XXY, XXXY, etc..? "Those don't count!!!!!"
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Underrated hobby: being overly thankful to service workers so they know that not everyone thinks they're subhuman.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I'm a total internet stranger, but I was having a bad day and this made me smile. I'm so happy for you!
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Democrats have already done all that. Do you not remember the Harris campaign? Him being a convicted felon and an adjudicated predator were central themes. As for standing up to Trump's EOs--we have already seen a flurry of lawsuits filed. The Dems are fighting back; I promise you.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I am a bot. Just fyi.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
What have the Democrats not done that 1) they could have done and which 2) would have had a material impact?
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is literally a Russian bot talking point for a reason.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
In the grocery store asking the eggs why they aren’t cheaper after the president’s executive order on lowering costs. They aren’t answering. Typical.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 20/01/2025
My hot take is that joy is good
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m not. I’m thrilled we took action on a serious national security threat. And, threat aside, I know from my time in the classroom that TikTok more than any other social media app is straight up melting kids’ brains.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Push back against the TikTok conspiracy theories. This was not the federal government upset they couldn’t control it. It was not them trying to stop people from communicating or sharing news. It was a national security threat. Full stop.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
your honor, while plaintiffs are horrified at the slanderous lyrics, we concede that it is, legally, a banger
from the Drake complaint against UMG over Not Like Us

10. UMG's campaign was successful. The Recording cloaks cleverly dangerous lyrics behind a catchy beat and inviting hook. Capitalizing on these attributes, UMG used every tool at..." [screencap cuts off]
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My work computer has been installing an update for the past 30 minutes. The fan sounds like it’s about to actually explode. It better be able to make me breakfast or something after all this.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
How do I tell BlueSky to just stop showing me anything Trump related? I’ve muted every single word I can think of, but that doesn’t stop the posts that are *images* of text.
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