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Ben Floreancig

@benmf.bsky.social
191 followers 97 following 276 posts

Former teacher, current lawyer, forever giraffe enthusiast. Thoughts my own, RTs not endorsements, etc. He/him unless I'm at the Eras Tour, then I'm just one of the girlies.

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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This picture has had a chokehold on me for like two years. I think about it all the time.
A cat set against a starry night sky with overtext saying “gotta have high high hopes in the kitchen, do not understand why I cannot have the chicken”
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I saw this sticker the other day and it’s been bugging me ever since. That’s not a dog, right? Like that’s for sure a T Rex, right?
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Bruno would like everyone to know that he is your Christmas gift and that you should be elated.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🎶 Look at my son; pride is not the word I’m looking for 🎶
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Yeah but I’m pretty sure “Matthew McCaunahauhey In Space” is somewhere on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. Why won’t you just let us self actualize?
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Spotted while on a walk over lunch. What do you suppose the circumstances were that led to someone abandoning their camouflage boxers at a residential intersection? I’m honestly asking. I can’t figure it out and it’s driving me nuts.
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Ben Floreancig @benmf.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Anyone else remember that time Rugrats called out literally all of us? The betrayal stings.
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