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beevins @beevins.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Those are all valid points, but the post I was responding to was specifically referring to LEO. The article also mentions that this specific change in orbit “defies passive physics”. But I’m really not qualified to debate this sort of thing. I just wanted to clarify that one point about LEO 110 0
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beevins @beevins.bsky.social · 19/02/2026That’s true for LEO, but the article says it was orbiting at 36,000km which is well above LEO 140 0
Reposted by beevinsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g... 1893901697 0
Reposted by beevinsjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026dude shut the fuck up epstein did not "have aura" 3563134 0
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Reposted by beevinsonion person @junlper.beer · 01/02/2026a very relevant new onion newspaper article in the wake of the epstein files 9111887 0
Reposted by beevins🦨 John Brown Did Nothing Wrong 🦨 @micah.pet · 10/09/2025Have you ever seen a more perfectly autumnal creature in your life? 622567 0
Reposted by beevinsleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that 14578021171 0
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Reposted by beevinspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Most Looney Tunes characters are effectively indestructible but I don’t think that’s true for Pepe Le Pew. I bet if you ran him over with a car he’d just die. 1193160251 0
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Reposted by beevinsWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Daily bunny no.2848's goat has escaped 111932284 0
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Reposted by beevinsSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 25/11/2024My dad is convinced my mom is the best spouse in the world. But my mom insists my dad is the best spouse in the world. The grass is always greener on the other side. Their acrimonious argument over this contentious issue has led them to divorce. 555135 0
Reposted by beevinsWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Daily bunny no.2786 is on a haunted hayride 71149216 0
Reposted by beevinsJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I wrote this ode to a burger joint near my hometown in rural Oklahoma before the election, but the piece is about nostalgia's role in the state's conservative impulses, and maybe more resonant today www.eater.com/24235044/mee...eater.comMassive Burgers Keep This Abandoned Oklahoma Mining Town AliveMeers Restaurant tells the story of a failed gold rush and Oklahoma’s land runs through burgers, peach cobbler, and lots of vintage decorations. 2459382 0
Reposted by beevinsWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Daily bunny no.2785 is stepping on toes 121848371 0
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