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Black Lives Matter. Trans Lives Matter. ACAB. Free Palestine. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Indy YES! "Dat ass. Dat intellectual, liberated, robot-sex-appreciating ass." I post: fandom shit. gender-sexuality politics. bad jokes. porn. cat pictures. DL;DR/YKINMKATO/SALS

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Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside @natalieironside.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's actually so hard for me, having amazing tits and being right all the time
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 01/06/2026
I had an argument in my dreams last night Where someone was like THEY WILL DIG UP YOUR BODY IN A THOUSAND YEARS AND KNOW YOU WERE REAAAALLYYYYY A WOMAN and I woke up yelling NO THEY WON'T! TRANS GHOST!!
Three sheet ghost open bezel pendants which have blue and pink swirls coming up from the hemline of their sheets.
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hauntedhamster @hauntedhamster.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride 🧱🧱🧱🌈🌈🌈 here are your items for this month, use wisely
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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This meme made me laugh.
A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying:

It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2010. I am
twenty-nine years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2025. I am
fourty-four years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/10/2025
ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Day 9 #SciArtSeptember prompt is vanishing. This #linocut print rusty-patched bumble bee (Bombus affinis) is handprinted on Japanese white and yellow papers. The rusty-patched bumble is a pollinator native to North America and was common here in Ontario as recently as the 1980s. 🐡🧪 #printmaking 🧵
My linocut print rusty-patched bumble bee (Bombus affinis) is handprinted on Japanese white and yellow papers, 8" x 8" or (20.3 cm x 20.3). It is black with copper feet and veins on its wings with a fuzzy yellow back with distinct bronze “rusty patch”.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Apologies! You have reached the end of your free trial period of America
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Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America!
Want rule of law? That’s premium.
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger. a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple. another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.
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Tom from Temecula @tomfromtemecula.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Almost as if these arrests are political?
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 25/07/2025
Dogs: POOP Me: No. Dogs: EMERGENCY POOP!!! Me: No. you just want to fight the owls again. Go to slee—what is that smell?!!! Dogs: YOU GAMBLED AND LOST
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Alex 🥭 @ho0dwink.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Kim Kitsuragi 🧡 #discoelysium
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eddie marzipan @teaterkungen.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
harry du bois vs anime convention pt 2 #discoelysium
Harry du Bois laying on stairs in the Family Guy Death pose, twisted unnaturally. A sign on the bottom of the stairs says: This way Magicon Unchained
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Ash-ipê @ash-d-arco.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Daily Debrief [ #art #arte #discoelysium ]
Kim Kitsuragi, a man in his 40s wearing annorange bomber jacket, he  seems to have just lit a cigarette in his mouth, with both the ligher and paper lit. Circles around Kim, and the flames are embossed on the background.
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Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 26/05/2025
Absolutely surreal to have lived through the Napster days and watched as the titans of industry moved hell and high water to lock down any possible chance that someone's song might get swapped online without giving the studios a cut and now those same people are just like "well we gotta steal music"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
memorize & internalize this important social media history. then, do a kickflip
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 08/05/2025
The message is pretty clear here: Barclays Bank is anti-LGBT rights. Just don't bank or invest with them if you value LGBT people having rights
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wretched stretch @ooobigstretch.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
what having internet friends is like
Panel one: a worried guy says "I hope none of my friends find out about this weird thing I'm into"

Panel two: worried guy is surrounded by his relaxed friends. An arrow points to all but one of them saying "is also into that shit". A different arrow points to the last one, who has a chaotic gremlin kinda expression. Their label says "is into even weirder and more fucked up shit".
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Derek @derekdesanges.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
guy at the bottom of the podium needs to be labelled "UK PRESS"
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

In panel one it shows a human excitedly saying "Dog!! Dog!!" It then cuts to the second panel to show a slobbery, happy dog, with the words "Human! Human!" beside it to indicate it's thought. 

The third panel shows the same human looking at a cat, whose tail is raising and fluffed. The human is saying "Kitty!! Kitty!!" to then cut to the next panel, showing the cat running off, once again with the words "Human! Human" above it

The fifth panel features an angry looking goose with sharp teeth, the words "Human! Human!!" beside it. The last panel shows the human again, this time running from the angry geese, going "SHIT, SHIT"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/04/2025
people sometimes say ACAB doesn’t include Sam Vimes and I submit that this is exactly backwards ACAB absolutely includes Sam Vimes and nobody is more aware of that than Sam Vimes
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/04/2025
i have discovered that there is a positive correlation between an increase of ice cream sales and the crime rate increases during summer months. i am a scientist by the way
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If you're in England, don't forget that there are local elections in some parts of the country today! Low voter turnout means it's more likely that extremist parties like Reform win - so please take a moment out of your day to vote!
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a cartoon drawing of a clock that says `` time to vote '' .
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a clock that says `` time to vote '' .
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 30/04/2025
Bird photography tips, an oldie that is hopefully useful for spring migration right now.
A comic called Bird Photography tips. A good bird photo shows a cape may warbler perched on a branch, with excellent lighting, subject in focus, and field marks clearly visible. A great bird photo shows the warbler in mid hop, labeled with peerless athleticism, levitation??, powerful. An excellent bird photo shows a little round warbler facing the camera, labeled borb, round, and a good bird. An exceptional bird photo shows the bird zooming forward mid flight, labeled nyooooom.
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A young male Resplendent Quetzal that was outside our cabin in San Gerardo de Dota #CostaRica #birds #nature
A brightly colored bird with shimmering green feathers, a red chest, a yellow beak, and a fluffy crest perched on a lichen-covered branch against a softly blurred background.
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Enbyeon, Bearer of the Werepinata's Curse @enbyeon.moe · 30/04/2025
gamedev dot txt
Let's take a look at the reasons why you might get laid off while working on a game, shall we?

Your game doesn't do well, which, sure. Harsh, but understandable.
Your game is called a success by Microsoft. Microsoft then lays you off.
You help make a game as successful as Marvel Rivals. You are then laid off.
Your studio gets acquired for over $60 billion dollars. You are then laid off.
You endure executive pressure that forces you into making games your studio isn't good at making. It doesn't go well. You are then laid off.
Someone decides your portfolio needs to be aligned/reorganised/restructured to become more flexible/agile/versatile under economic/industry conditions. Meanwhile, your CEO might've spent $2 million on vintage cars. You are then laid off.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 01/05/2025
Absolutely insane. Uneblieveable. "Sex Matters", one of the hate groups responsible for removing trans people's rights via the Supreme Court are arguing that trans people shouldn't be allowed to transition because they don't have rights and not having rights is bad. Fucking hell
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
thehill.com
Ocasio-Cortez skipping Trump inauguration: 'I don't celebrate rapists'
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) said in a Sunday post on TikTok that she is skipping President-elect Trump’s inauguration. “All these journalists are like, ‘Congresswoman, are you going to the inauguration? Congresswoman, are you going to the…
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Feral Millennial Communists of Late Stage Capitalism @feralcommie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The UK & Ireland this weekend
A windswept fox in a snowy landscape with the caption 'It heckin wimdy'
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
B.C. photographer saves owl after seeing it hit by a car while he was taking its picture #MeanwhileInCanada Murray Zelt says the owl appeared to thank him just before it was released www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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B.C. photographer saves owl after seeing it hit by a car while he was taking its picture | CBC News
Murray Zelt says the owl appeared to thank him just before it was released.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Fritzi Ritz By Larry Whittington January 23,1923
FRITZI RITZ BY LARRY Whittington 

SO NICE OF YOU TO TAKE
US ALL TO THE THEATRE,BOBBY 

HELLO , I WANT TO ORDER A BOX
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT

WHAT SIZE?? -WHY- AH - IT’S FOR A PARTY FOR SIX 

WHAT DYA MEAN, "ILL HAVE TO HAVE
IT MÁDE SPECIAL" -- - IS THIS THE - GARDEN THEATRE??

(PERSON ON THE OTHER LINE)
NO! THIS IS THE UNDERTAMER !!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Image projected onto Tesla's factory in Berlin
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Owl Daily @owldaily.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Good Morning. 📸 jamesmackinnonphoto #Nature #Birds #Owls #Photography
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tal yarkoni @talyarkoni.com · 23/01/2025
someone had to do the obvious
Grounds for Divorce

The monk met Sandra at Speed Metaphysics, which was like speed dating but for people with philosophical emergencies. Sandra was there because she couldn't prove her hands existed. The monk was there because he needed to determine whether the grounds grounding grounding ground the grounds of grounding, and his monastery's WiFi was down.

"Hi," said Sandra, showing him her potentially nonexistent hands. "I work in accounting."

The monk nodded and showed her his worksheet on infinite regress. Sandra said it reminded her of her ex-husband's jazz fusion band.

They moved in together on Tuesday. The monk converted the spare bedroom into a meditation space, though most of the time he just sat there organizing Sandra's tax returns by degree of ontological certainty. Sandra started leaving him little notes around the house that read "But what grounds the grounder?" and "Thinking of you (assuming thought exists)." He kept them in his robe, next to his heart and a receipt for metaphysical liability insurance.

Their first fight was about the nature of causation. Sandra thought it was an illusion generated by human pattern-matching tendencies. The monk refused to confirm or deny whether he agreed, which Sandra said was "exactly like that time with the dishes, except now we're talking about the fundamental structure of reality." They made up after the monk proved that love transcends the grounding relation through a complex series of hand gestures and interpretive silence.

On their one-month anniversary, Sandra took him to meet her parents. Her father was a logical positivist who kept trying to empirically verify the monk's existence. Her mother just wanted to know when they were going to produce some grandchildren whose existence she could doubt. The monk spent most of dinner quietly contemplating whether family relationships could serve as a proper grounding for being while Sandra's sister explained her new career as a metaphysical pyramid scheme consult…
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PACrosthwaite 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺🇵🇸 @baggytrousers1.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Janey would want you to keep the memory alive. Repost it now it’s a duty!
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 23/01/2025
I wrote a thing. You should read it. I think this thing that I wrote is important.
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They are trying to wear you out.
Listen to me. Listen very carefully: They are trying to wear you out, and they own most major social media now, along with many major media outlets. The disinformation machine is cranking along. You…
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Trans Army @transarmy.org · 22/01/2025
DO NOT DISCLOSE ANYTHING.
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 22/01/2025
Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote. - Terry Pratchett, Mort
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
If you need a dose of queer joy today (please note anyone doomshitting on queer joy will get a block to the face)
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Alexandra Heller-Nicholas @horrornonna.com · 23/01/2025
Sunbeam 🌞
Sun shining through a stained glass window next to a door
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
protect our children and their sensitive minds <3
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Thank the lord for Private Eye
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Accommodations in a nutshell Artist: @amiiillustrates.bsky.social #accommodations #disability #disabled
ACCOMMODATIONS IN A NUTSHELL!

1st panel - guy hurt his leg and is sitting down holding his knee. A man that is helping him says to another person standing further away 'go get help'

2nd panel - the standing guy folds his arms and says 'what about my legs?"
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Kirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Going back to the 1960’s the XY/XX chromosomes classification made no historical, scientific, ethical, legal or social sense. Recognizing this,the IOC last engaged in chromosomal testing in 1996 Olympics, and formally banned the practice in 1999. twitter.com/kirstimiller...
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