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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Me: Bop it! Flick it! Spin it! Bop it! My proctologist: Mister Kelly, please

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 15/08/2026

Yes? That's 3 of the 5 flavours a day!!

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've been on pride marches.

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 13/08/2026

make sure anyone who enters the viewing room bring snacks, Shawshank is one of those films you can't not watch

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/08/2026

Big Walk is facing criticism online for excluding members of the gaming community who have no one in their lives that consider them a friend. paletteswap.site/dif...

HEADLINE: Big Walk Criticized by Anti-Woke Gamers for Not Catering to Players With No Friends.

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 13/08/2025

I'm ready for the next World Cup⚽️ サッカー大好きですっ☆特に関節技が得意ですっ☆

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Brian Larkin @derrymanc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Colombia v Switzerland being referred to as Charlie v The Chocolate Factory.

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 06/07/2026

"I'm not saying FIFA and Trump are corrupt, but If Sep Blatter could see whats gone on today, he would be spinning in his big piles of backhander cash muttering something about it being a little sus" - anon

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

ANIMAL FACTS (🧵), when they reach the “Fuck it. No-one will check” level - Like their fur, tigers have stripy skin. “Oh, REALLY?!” - Here [hands over a razor], go shave a tiger. “err… no. No, I’m good”

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

i want this played at my funeral, as the casket moves into the flames.

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 21/06/2026

this is the new three word horror story

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Group of teenagers lurking outside a Curry’s trying to bully you into buying them an iPad so they can go on Pinterest

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 15/06/2026

Due to an administrative error, i got Val Verde in the work world cup sweepstake....

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 30/05/2026

earlier today, whilst out shopping, a nice chap in an RNIB t-shirt, asked me if i wanted to help blind children, they didn't understand "I'll hold them, you poke them in the eyes"

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 20/05/2026

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

US Department of Education Facebook post saying SKILLS THAT PAY OFF, showing an AI image of a White man and a brown-skinned woman wearing blue coveralls and tool belts. He's pointing off into the distance and she's working on a sink that has way too many exposed copper pipes in all the wrong places

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

suffering from that middle aged affliction where you walk into a room and you can't remember why you went there and you have to retrace your steps until you figure out "ah yes, the sex dungeon"

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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

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Owen 'that beersoft chap' Smith @handle.invalid · 03/04/2026

I have no science evidence, but I saw this bsky.app/profile/luca... and did no further research, but I have had 'some drinking'

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Sarah @domesticploddess.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I do love a polite fuck you letter

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Tom @tomvictor.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

A text-only tweet that reads: another day working at the angostura bitters bottling plant. no fucking way will i trim the labels the right size to fit the bottles, man. you’ll have to come down here and fight me, asshole

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Andrew uses his one phone call to call Babestation.

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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Neil Coyle MP has written a brutal takedown letter to Nigel Farage for his breach of parliamentary protocol, because Farage visited Coyle's London constituency without notifying him. 10/10 no notes. (H/T @simonpegg.bsky.social)

HOUSE OF COMMONS

LONDON SWIA OAA

Nigel Farage MP

House of Commons London

SW1A OAA

13 January 2026

Mr Farge,

Visiting Bermondsey and Old Southwark

I am writing following your public engagement on 7th January in London Bridge, which is in my constituency: Bermondsey and Old Southwark.

I appreciate you are unfamiliar with constituency requirements given your inattention to Clacton since being elected. But given you have spent three decades in and around Parliament, you should be aware that established protocol requires any MP conducting official business in another Member's constituency to notify the relevant Member in advance. You failed to follow parliamentary protocol on this matter last week. As someone who has so desperately attempted to be in Westminster for such a long time, I hope you are capable of learning and adhering to procedures, although I won't hold my breath.

Given you have described our capital city as 'crime-ridden' and 'unsafe' it must have been very difficult for you to pluck up the courage to book a venue in the centre of the capital for your event to promote yet another Tory defect in your ranks. But please do conform to the rules should you ever come back.

Your preference for spending time in London rather than Clacton (which is your constituency by the way), demonstrates the typically deceitful nature of your attacks on our capital. Deep down, you agree with me and the millions of UK and international visitors every year, that London remains our greatest city and well worth spending time in!

I would say I look forward to your next visit to the best constituency, in the best city, in the best country on the planet, but unlike you and the former Tories who riddle your party, I am not comfortable spouting untruths.

Sincerely,

Neil

Neil Coyle MP

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 02/01/2026

Vera looked around the room. Not another chicken anywhere. And then it struck her—this was a hay bar.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there

Supermarket cucumber display with sign reading “CUCUMBERS can help reduce constipation.”

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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

You love to see it

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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right