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Bee Ostrowsky

@beeostrowsky.bsky.social
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I’m Beatrice. 🎵 You’ve known me all along! 🎵 I’m from that country all those hot girls are from.

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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
will someone please tell YouTube to let me select the Klingon voice track when I'm casting to a Google Home, for hankly reasons
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Hanna @hannamaypost.dftba.social · 09/10/2026
“You'll never be alone in this world if you have a library card.” - John Green, Hollywood, Ending #nerdfarters
Library card drawn like Arthur the Aardvark. John Green is drawn as the id holder. Barcode code number is Pizza.
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I realized I haven't posted HEY MY BOOK IS OUT BUY MY BOOK but much more importantly: PIZZAMAS IS UPON US. Get your pizzamas gear (it's incredible this year). All our proceeds go to Partners in Health. pizzamas.com
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A long long time ago, John Green had a mustache for around 3 seconds...and Pizza John was born. Now, every year for the last ten years, Hank and John have gone back to making videos every week day onc...
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Coll 🩰💻📚🎢 @soarin-to-tower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the mortification of googling a tech issue and getting only purple links
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Jay✨ @ismildlypoetic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It should be illegal for airports to upcharge food. You’re legally mandated to not bring in any outside food/drink, it’s recommended you get there 2 hrs before a flight (that’s at least an hour itself), and then a juice box with a yogurt is $14
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where did this come from, why won't it go? Where did this come from, please Hank NO
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Complexly @complexly.org · 24/08/2026
Next up on Ask Hank Anything, John Green takes over the couch in a long-awaited special vlogbrothers episode! Tune in Wednesday at youtube.com/complexly
John Green sits across from Hank Green engrossed in conversation Hank Green smiles while sitting across from John Green on the set of Ask Hank AnythingJohn & Hank pose for a selfie on the set of Ask Hank AnythingJohn appears stunned on the set of Ask Hank Anything
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
help I've never played a deckbuilder is this really a good game
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I swear @thedailytism.com is gonna end up running a piece about how the prevalence of self-dx AuDHD is largely due to what a charming portmanteau it is
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wow okay @jakeout.com nice to know how you feel about trans women 😉 (no I know it's because it's a family-friendly game, just amused me to find an alternate solution)
Zeepza game with the words loopy, gift, gock, and ditto. Loopy and gock are marked incorrect.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Elmo speaks of himself in third person because he can see the hand controlling him and understands that none of his actions are under his control. He can only watch helplessly as his body is moved by the will of some enormous creature with inscrutable purposes.
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@nycjayjay.bsky.social Who wore it better?
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whiteness has nothing to do with being American and I wish more of us white Americans would acknowledge it. Elon Musk and Trevor Noah are both from South Africa. Benicio del Toro and Reese Witherspoon are both from the United States of America. American-born Hispanic people include every skin color.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Huge corporations like Amazon, Walmart, and Uber are among the top employers of SNAP and Medicaid recipients. Meanwhile, their CEOs are raking in multi-million dollar pay packages. How is this not a bigger scandal?
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 24/07/2026
Child welfare referred Black parents to law enforcement 14,000 times in 7 years, despite no findings of abuse or neglect.
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Moms of Black Babies More Likely to Be Flagged to Police Over Alleged Pregnancy Drug Use
Child welfare referred Black parents to law enforcement 14,000 times in 7 years, despite no findings of abuse or neglect.
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Sarah @moonyriot.dftba.social · 20/07/2026
"dry humping" implies that sex is "wet humping" and there's a lot of things you can call it but it shouldn't be that
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm just a girl, standing in front of @hankgreen.bsky.social's mentions, hoping he'll tell Sam Reich that we have the technology to make spagalacci. Not by hand, with a 3D pasta printer or a custom bronze die for an extruder. I'm certain Sam would put that knowledge to good use.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
wtf Threads asked me to verify my identity and said I had submitted my appeal??
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the final pearl @pearlsnapped.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
philomena cunk looking at the reader
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I don't know why we're at war with Threads but I'm a conscientious objector
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Anyone else want to see the visuals of @hankgreen.bsky.social and his Humans With Hank guests talking? I got the feeling we might never get to see Wyna's badass inventions on video, for example.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20/06/2026
Children weren’t the target of federal food program changes, but they’re increasingly “collateral damage,” one expert said. The drop in the number of children receiving SNAP benefits is a “public health crisis” in the making, said another expert.
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More Than 770,000 Children Are No Longer Receiving SNAP Benefits After Trump Changes Federal Food Program
Republican backers of Trump’s signature domestic policy bill repeatedly claimed that revisions to the food benefits program wouldn’t affect the most vulnerable. But reports from a dozen states show ch...
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Crystal Fincher @finchfrii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
MY MOM JUST CALLED FROM A COLLEAGUE’S PHONE! She’s all good! Yes, she left her phone on the car and it fell off while driving. Thank you everyone for all of your help and support!
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
this is one of the weirdest things conservative elites tell themselves and it's become load bearing to their entire anti anti Trump ideology
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Congrats lesbians, you’re lead authors
Grammerly autocorrect adjusting LGBT to “Lesbian, et al.”
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brainwane @harihareswara.net · 09/06/2026
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Society broke down and all, but you really still need to stop at red lights
I can't believe we need to explain this one, but it seems that we really do
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The increase in suicide risk from gun ownership is so much higher than any perceived safety benefits that encouraging anyone to own a gun is just plain evil
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Posts like this are way more likely to result in one of your followers killing themselves than in one of your followers shooting a Nazi. Don’t buy guns!
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Scottish Ethnic Minority Autistics @semascot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
SEMA and ARGH Scotland have created a FREE 8-week post-diagnosis/identification support course, specifically designed for Scottish racialised Autistic adults. FULL DETAILS: sema.scot/training-ses...
Promotional flyer for a free 8-week post-diagnosis support course for autistic people, created by and for autistic people. Logos for Inspiring Scotland, Scottish Ethnic Minority Autistics (SEMA), and ARGH Scotland appear at the top. The flyer asks, “Have you recently identified as Autistic?” and lists course topics including understanding autism, sensory differences, PDA and inertia, mental health, Equality Act rights, and communication. Information is displayed on a decorative scroll graphic. The course will run in two groups (end of summer and New Year), with 10 places per group and weekly Zoom sessions for autistic people only. Registration deadline is 26 June, and the registration link is stated to be in the post.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So I guess the lesson is, if you know about the Flash because you have actually WRITTEN the comic with his name on it, go ahead and speak up because that opportunity is probably never happening again AND don’t order the enchiladas because man, they were bad. #ImpirtantLifeAdvice
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trump uses trans rights to divide the opposition to him. We need to be smart enough to see it for what it is.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Buttigieg: The folks in charge are offering a different account of what it means to be an American. To them, the answer is ancestry. You're an American based on how many of your ancestors are in a Civil War battlefield even if some of them were fighting against the US.
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persephone @jomaselli.ca · 11/06/2026
Also: if you someone thinks they need AI to make art due to their disability, I would gently suggest that perhaps their idea of what art is & should be is probably rooted in ableism as well. Speaking for myself as a disabled artist who has struggled w losing former modes of expression.
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fuuuuuuuucccckk. This just made me cry.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@obscuredreleasing.bsky.social Where do I have to go to see SHE'S THE HE soon? Please don't say NYC, that's so far from northern Louisiana...
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
my inlaws are at omaha beach for the d-day memorial and said they're picking up some shells for their grandsons and they meant seashells but my ridiculous brain was like, wait, couldn't those still be live? if that woman thinks she's giving my sons unexploded ordinance she's got another think coming
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Rose 🥀🏳️‍⚧️🌹 @roseelmambriel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Go to sleep? For what? So I can get up early tomorrow? Clean the fuckin house? Make lunch and dinner when peeps get home? Remain confined to this house and neighborhood? Like every other day? Whatever. If I don't feel better in the morning, I'm comin' for you.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/06/2026
"I can’t do anything about your unaffordable rent or exorbitant student loans; I have no expenses in my life. I live in a potato chip display and sleep twenty-three hours a day. I can’t fix your general lack of purpose."
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I Can’t Fix Your Life; I’m Just a Bodega Cat Stretching
“I can’t do anything about your unaffordable rent or exorbitant student loans; I have no expenses in my life. I live in a potato chip display and sleep twent...
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
Cat saying "I voted now let me sleep"
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I was truly not prepared for a future in which the phrase "stolen compute from Chipotle's AI chat bot" makes any kind of sense.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wow I wonder if my new followers @williams142.bsky.social and @williams826.bsky.social know each other, what a small world
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Computer, enhance ... What the-
Placard behind the Republicans, says Democrats were trans-ing the mice. Features an AI mouse holding a pronoun joke.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@wolvendamien.bsky.social I hope this will be a good sign, I fear I'm misunderstanding. "Spiritual Bliss" in Claude 4: Case Study of an “Attractor State" and Journalistic Responses, Julian D. Michels, PhD philarchive.org/archive/MICSBI
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