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Bee Ostrowsky

@beeostrowsky.bsky.social
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I’m Beatrice. 🎵 You’ve known me all along! 🎵 I’m from that country all those hot girls are from.

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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
help I've never played a deckbuilder is this really a good game
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wow okay @jakeout.com nice to know how you feel about trans women 😉 (no I know it's because it's a family-friendly game, just amused me to find an alternate solution)
Zeepza game with the words loopy, gift, gock, and ditto. Loopy and gock are marked incorrect.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@nycjayjay.bsky.social Who wore it better?
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wow I wonder if my new followers @williams142.bsky.social and @williams826.bsky.social know each other, what a small world
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A colorful cartoon illustration drawn in a medieval manuscript style. Inside a red and yellow border decorated with green vines, text reads: "If your event flyer is AI I'm not going :)" with an illuminated capital letter I. Below the text, a humorous drawing depicts a bald medieval man with a trumpet sticking out of his backside, while a kneeling woman in a blue gown looks on with her hands raised in dismay.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
With apologies to @diane.dianeduane.com
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"What if a sandcrawler, but vertical?"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
R. Land’s “Loss Cat” art poster is the only loss meme I want to see
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Brueghel's painting: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landsca...
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I never thought I’d see the day when THAT guy said “no, no, that’s too fascist for me.”
At a meeting of the State Immigration Enforcement Council last week, several Republican sheriffs expressed concern about unauthorized immigrants who have not committed any crimes being detained and deported.

“There are those here that are working hard,” said Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, the chairman of the new council, which advises the governor and cabinet members on immigration enforcement. “They have kids in college or in school. They’re going to church on Sunday. They’re not violating the law, and they’re living the American dream.”
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hey nerdfighters do we think this is a tfios reference or?
The cover of Very Slowly All At Once by Lauren Schott, featuring a low aerial view of a few blocks of a verdant suburb
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
well then hello from Chicken to her brother Chicken!
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In which @valerievaldes.bsky.social continues to delight and entertain a doll from Miami
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
yup!
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Counterpoint: some people should be fed chair
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Chicken says hello and also she is very innocent of any tree-related crimes
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Chicken pleads not guilty. (yes her name is a hothead paisan reference)
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
@libbyapp.com Your ebook conversion of Idiot Sandwich is leaving me a bit confused. Hoping this is the only such issue!
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Terminally online language nerd challenge: see this and don't explain it (difficulty: extreme)
"What should we call our matches?" "I dunno, something normal." The matchbox says Impregnated Goblin Safety Match, Made In Sweden.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
okay fine I give up
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Never EVER—
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
✨Our✨ cats are well-trained and would NEVER—
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Rando, crossing their arms: "I don't like lemonade, I think it's gross." Lemonade vendor: "You do realize, you can just walk to another stall, right?" Rando: "Am I not allowed to share my opinions??"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Bruh I bought a lifetime pass, can y'all not? @plex.tv
A notification from the Plex app trying to get me to buy a one-year Plex Pass
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Bruh. This, but for trans men like you. Whatever you decide, I'm proud to have you as a brother.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Live Translate to the rescue! Uh... "The sides are tightly firm, so when you come, the volume of your breasts becomes round and nicely round"?? Thanks Google, I guess??
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"I stabbed the clerk?"
Ralph Macchio (in My Cousin Vinny) responds with confusion by saying "I shot the clerk?"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Bruh you have GOT to know that's not from a protest, right? I'm not even a writer and I know at least that much about graffiti.
The caption: "Workers clean and paint over graffiti in downtown Los Angeles after a night of scattered protests." The graffiti: a three-foot-high outline tag on a pull-down grate, never even filled in, with no political message.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I hope this doesn't become the most-viewed Paul Robalino screenshot in history because @paulrobalino.bsky.social doesn't actually endorse these terrible things (that I know of)
Paul standing in front of a slide deck that says YES to racism, sexism, transphobia, xenophobia, and especially discrimination and hate (but he's actually saying yes those should be discouraged)
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
God help me, I saw this photo of a Vancouver politician in @wonkettemedia.bsky.social and thought he was @mavenofmayhem.bsky.social at first
Mark Wiens, a Vancouver man with gelled hair on top and buzzed-short sides
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm sure robins asked the same question when Walt Disney imagineered an American Robin into London
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@lateralcast.com the algorithm is too powerful
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
@pghscanner.bsky.social Nothing about the pantsless woman in the Liberty Tubes?
Jay Dix captioned a photo of a woman walking without pants in a tunnel by saying "In the Liberty Tunnel right now... what the hell"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The missing panel @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social meant to include
Sickos (relabeled "Applebee's") laughs triumphantly from outside the window
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I am very pleased with how pleased Brennan is with himself
Brennan Lee Mulligan wears a "lol got 'em" face
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
If this was intentional, @rebecculous.bsky.social, my compliments to you and Ariela Perlman!
4-Down is "Blowin' in the Wind", and 3-Down next to it contains "Dylan"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
This was Bella as a kitten!
A tiny tabby kitten hangs out of the pocket of a veterinary technician
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hey, Forbes lawyers, I fixed the headline on behalf of your journalist
Butch Cassidy Keeps Pushing Legal Boundaries With Unauthorized Bank Withdrawals
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's what we do!
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Vegeta should be saying "it's over 9,000" but he's saying "I don't know, I just got here"
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Gonna tell kids this is Kianthe and Reyna from #TomesAndTea
Sapphire and Ruby from Steven Universe
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
@rebeccathorne.bsky.social Book 1 was amazing! I’m not sure if I understood the borders within the Realm. Have I colored inside the correct lines?
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
And THIS is why you should be reading @rebeccathorne.bsky.social (quote from “Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea”, which is book 1 and already so so good)
“This town will never be safe until the dragons abandon it.” Feo scowled. Kianthe barked a laugh. “Why are the dragons your primary focus? There are a lot of things a town needs to run smoothly. You should be more concerned about the fact that a midwife is our only medical professional. Or that the road into town is so degraded it’s deterring valuable tradesfolk.”
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Nope, you don't get to be that unserious today.
Text message from a coffeeshop: Happy MLK Day! Today we're dreaming of double loyalty stars on drink purchases all day long.
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ha! @esowes.bsky.social would NEVER... right??
Tweet: Met a pilot at the bar last night and he said that auto-pilot is at such an advanced stage that they just chill and play Fortnite in the cockpit most of the time
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Bee Ostrowsky @beeostrowsky.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
TO: Demetrius Pelican Town Stardew Valley Ferngill Republic
A fuchsia woodblock print starburst. Inside, it says: Botanically the edible portion is a fruit; it is generally considered as a vegetable because of the way it is used in the main part of the meal.
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