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EA Strom @profmisterlizzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

BlueSky is the perfect place to find that sliver of the universe of politically engaged left-leaning people who ALSO love baseball, so let me note that the two times the Rays have gone to the World Series we’ve had a blue wave.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 13h

The retconning of “Woke 1” is 98% about people who faced mild criticism depicting it as apocalyptic.

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 13h

dropkick murphys fans not fuckin around

Girl wearing a shirt that says I.C.E. Can gargle my balls

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held steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 13h

Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old.

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Jason Collette @jasoncollette.bsky.social · 13h

It’s been an absolute joy watching Rasmussen pitch, especially since the all star break.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 03/10/2026

Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.

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Your Friend Temporary Southerner @trt311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yeah if you voted for the Laken Riley Act you automatically are suspect to me. It was an explicitly MAGA bill.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 02/10/2026

Joey Votto asked them to make him a whole suit out of a tie and they fucking delivered

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beelzebarb @beelzebarb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

How does Joey Votto look that good in that suit, what sorcery is this

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I do not believe Pete Hegseth can sustain an erection without serious chemical help.

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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 01/10/2026

nobody has ever had a worse case of Gender Ideology than Whiskey Pete. a guy who thinks you win a drone-PGM-interceptor war by doing cock push-ups at them

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026

as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery

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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.

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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

New DOD SECDEF video just dropped. I think their shirt maker misspelled “short-term military engagement”

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Robert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have they ever done this gag?? Because it is brilliant

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

one response to this post has been, "country music sucks" which...I get it, but that's not really where I'm coming from.

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Joe Musgrove is the first player to appear in sequential postseason games in different seasons with no regular season games in between h/t @EliasSports

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Joe Musgrove is the 2nd player to appear in a postseason game directly after not appearing in any game of the two prior regular seasons, joining: 1945 Clyde McCullough (1 WS game in 1945, after missing all of 1944-45 regular seasons due to military service) h/t @EliasSports

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ok maybe he did in fact get his shit rocked by Maxine Waters

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.

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Elizabeth Joh @elizabethjoh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was told we were “going to lose some intellectual dexterity”

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can smell this picture

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey, be nice to Red Sox fans, they're having a tough one

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 30/09/2026

like whatever benefits there are in camaraderie and networking those can be obtained in a culture that does not celebrate and encourage drinking to excess and sexual predation

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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 30/09/2026

I'll probably catch shit from my fellow lawyers who had good experiences with the Greek system but it seems to me it's nearly fundamentally irredeemable and should be abolished from college campuses.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The sad thing is that Boone absolutely screwed up by leaving Schlittler in too long and instead of biting him on the ass it somehow worked out

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beelzebarb @beelzebarb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It really is this fuckin easy and yet

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/09/2026

Sure you’re in Tuscaloosa Alabama in a dilapidated middle school But at least Lisa left eye Lopez didn’t burn your house down

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Think of the children!!" they said. As they were beating their children with belts at home

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beelzebarb @beelzebarb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyone wanna get me a bunch of these and teleport to Tampa with them?

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wantScherzer to get his 10 Ks but I also want Elly and Geno to hit dingers. No. I don’t know why I am always saying I am disappointed by life.

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SpookyManul @surlymanul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was registering people to vote at an event yesterday, and a boomer woman came over to proclaim that while she used to be a feminist, it's no longer necessary because women won the fight and now have it better than men; no longer do we face harassment at work. And we can get credit cards.

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her name's spooky @standard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

yeah i don't know man this seems pretty genocidal

A post on X from Itamar Ben-Gvir

For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep. All of Lebanon must burn!

With all due respect to the Americans, Israel must make it clear to the entire world that the blood of our sons and the security of our citizens are not forfeit. All of Lebanon must burn. Our supreme duty is to protect the citizens of Israel and the soldiers of the IDF, and this commitment takes precedence over every other consideration.

I told the Prime Minister, even in our private meetings: For every tear of an Israeli mother, a thousand Lebanese mothers must weep.

Enough with the ping-pong. In the Middle East, you don’t win with measured responses and restraint—you need to go berserk. To obliterate. To crush the terror.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

They shouldn't have wasted the name Skye Rizzy on some drug that does whatever it does. That was meant to be the name of a teen celebrity who's famous for reasons I understand as little as I understand that drug

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026

sometimes I think some of these people should take a minute before making public statements about how bad they are at sex

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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:

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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people

Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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