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@beefart.bsky.social
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He/him, AuDHD, recovering lawyer, trivia knower and Jeopardy loser, metalhead, goblin dad, free Palestine

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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 17h
this is my favorite post ever
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 17h
Thank God for Zohran Mamdani and Abdul el-Sayed, who are unbelievably good examples for what principled anti-Zionism rooted in care for human rights and dignity including that of Jews looks like.
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
still the best to do it
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, or, as it may be more affectionately known, Show Me What That Albatrussy Do—
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Love how it takes a controversy involving a stuffed animal to reveal Max Miller abuses children, almost as if we didn’t have the damning evidence of his unwavering and vociferous support for the murder of thousands of children in Gaza
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Amelia Bedelia holds the leash of a man in a pup mask and leather underpants. An incensed man says "goddammit Amelia Bedelia, this is not what I meant when I said 'Subwoofer.'"
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was raised catholic and I'm obviously very lapsed but she's still pissing me off!!!!
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Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Rep. Lauren Boebert insists that public Christian worship events are necessary for America to experience revival: "I don't think that Jesus ever called for any Christian to pray only silently or to keep their faith hidden only in the prayer closet."
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bukcwild @bukcwild.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Jewish dude here, Zionism has always been a racist, inherently political, ideology from its inception. Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but your take(s) in this thread are ahistorical bordering on revisionism. Nothing, to me, separates Israel from apartheid SA or Rhodesia. Read a book
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
TIME THIEF FOR LIFE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON "IM GOING TO WAR WITH TIME THEFT ON THE SIDE OF TIME THEFT - PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO FUCK AROUND AT WORK - TIME THEFT END'S WHEN WAGE THEFT ENDS - MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
PSA: don’t go to the ER with a broken toe, no matter how fucked it looks. $1200 with insurance for x ray and a doctor to tape it after saying there’s nothing else they can do, and now a debt collector comes at me saying I owe an additional $500 I never knew about. Guillotine for these assholes.
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Wanderscotwild @wanderscotwild.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Abu Bakr ibn Gloobnoob of the Borp Commonality, a learned race that threw off the yoke of an nigh-immortal demigod to follow Allah (SWT), is the first of his species to become hafiz. Controversy erupts when the other members of his hivemind claim to be huffaz as well by virtue of his accomplishment.
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The year is AH 2026 (AD 2648). Islam has spread to space and the various alien races submit to Allah. Mecca becomes a thriving spaceport, bismillah, all manner of beings can be seen for Hajj, sporting kufis on their head analogues or adorning their tentacles and pseudopods with prayer beads.
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Learned League A Rundles have been fucking brutal this year. I’m getting regularly 9(6)ed by players in danger of relegation getting their first or second beer of the season. Good for them I guess.
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Local Observer 🇮🇶🇵🇸🍉 @observer46664.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
If "equal rights for Palestinians and Israelis would be the end of the state of Israel" then what does that make the state of Israel?
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 24/05/2026
picture of the Easter Island stone face sculptures

“DID YOU KNOW?
One fan was SO obsessed with Spongebob, that they actually went and carved Squidwards house in stone several times, in a mountain side”
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Qatari Teenage Riot @dgingold.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Also
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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loksr.bsky.social @loksr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nevertheless, she persisted
Poster that says “We are the daughters of the field mice you could not bop”
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 13 99🎯 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 99🎯 Final score: 978 I don’t usually brag about MapTap but this is probably never going to happen again
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Also today @joshcrowley.bsky.social writes about the Cult of the Just World. The poor and sick are poor or sick because of the choices they made. The wealthy, on the other hand, have earned their riches by their savvy. Wealth is righteously earned and poverty is righteously dispensed as punishment.
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Wealth is righteously earned and poverty is righteously dispensed
The cult of the just world
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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me and 107 other guys are hanging out at odysseus's house eating all his food and perving on his wife. this is awesome because he is certainly dead lol.
12:56 PM • May 7, 2023 • 1.1M Views
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blippy @blippy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
closing my eyes and shaking my head during Oceans 11 to make sure everyone else in the room knows I disapprove
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil was killed today in a targeted Israeli strike. The IDF fired live rounds and stun grenades at the Red Cross ambulances trying to reach her. She is the 4th journalist killed by Israel while in the field since 2 March. Photo via X @HindRFoundation.
Amal Khalil smiling, standing with the backdrop of the hills of Lebanon. She is holding a microphone with a windscreen with a logo.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 23/04/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
RFK Jr. really not beating the allegations that he’s a tulpa created from the sins of the Kennedy Family and kept alive by an increasingly elaborate series of animal and human sacrifices
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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
SECULAR LIBERALS: ".....and so you see, under the definition of blasphemy as put forward in the Bishop of Rome's 1687 encyclical 'De Viis Malis' and the Chalcedonian formulation of the Nicene Creed, Trump is, in fact, a heretic!!!" AMERICAN CHRISTIANS: "God says its OK for me to drive drunk."
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Trump glorifying himself as the lily white Jesus is just the latest branch of a tradition going back to the Borgias and earlier. Appropriate because he, like Cesare Borgia, who is a common archetype for white Jesus in art, is a depraved, amoral rapist.
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Rod Dreher once had a multi-article arc about a family friend catholic tradwife who was possessed by demons but it was very obviously a manifestation of her contempt of her lifestyle and the strange buzzing sounds and grunting she made at night were just her enjoying her hitachi
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The stuff which I find funny Is also kind of sad
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/03/2026
A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.
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IMEU Policy Project @imeupolicy.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The facts are clear: Israel is an apartheid state which has committed genocide against Palestinians with US weapons. Every single major human rights organization agrees with this. If Newsom can’t tell the truth about this issue, what else is he too afraid to stand up for?
Governor Gavin Newsom says he regrets using the term apartheid in relation to Israel, and says he used it the same way Tom Friedman does--as a term that describes where Israel is heading under Netanyahu, not a term describing the current reality.
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Comet sighted, -1 stablility
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As both of a moral and practical matter I think if you’re pro-Palestine you gotta push back hard on this shit, because a core selling point for people like Bibi is “this is the place where we have the guns and it’s the only place where you’ll ever be safe”. You need to show that isn’t true!
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Whats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i can be gaslit about a lot of things, but i refuse to be gaslit about the event that was my actual political awakening feeling like i was insane that the entire country was for a war that felt completely unnecessary and obviously based on lies (but at least they had the decency to come up w lies)
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/03/2024
In ancient Rome they called nachos “ignatii”
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metal gear solid: oaf walker @beefart.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Live update: John Bolton is masturbating furiously to Iran strikes news coverage while crying because he’s not personally involved in it.
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