beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 49mThe three types of Sunny Sunday cats. Hammock cat. Bean bag cat. Deck cat. 0121
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 1hAbout to venture out to a friend’s house for a few hours. Dressing appropriately. 2240
Reposted by beck elevenMcKeen Photos (I shoot people and things for money. And fun.) @mckeenphotos.bsky.social · 4hBe goose, do crime. 05716
Reposted by beck elevenfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13hI was moaning about annoying kids and my hairdresser asked how old my kids were. I said "two and four". I don't have any kids, or want any. I hate kids. I had to invent names and personalities for two nonexistent kids, and now I have to find a new hairdresser. 122225
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went to see my uncle in his dementia home yesterday. Fuck that is some comforting shit. I haven’t had much to do with it, yet I know lots of you have. He was such a big man, now just skin and bones. No recognition, just a few mumblings. And some awful looking lunch! Mystery meat! 8310
Reposted by beck elevenshawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026two doses of lethal drugs and still alive. heartbreaking and barbaric 239563
Reposted by beck elevenaudioculturenz.bsky.social @audioculturenz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We've just heard the terribly sad news that Phil Gifford has passed away. Chris Bourke says, "Gifford was a giant in New Zealand journalism for half a century...What is missing from the reports of his unexpected death, on Tuesday, aged 79, is that he was also one of NZ’s best music writers... 🧵 25420
Reposted by beck elevenThe Press @thepress.co.nz · 01/10/2026'Giff' died this week, aged 79, with 60-odd years of journalism, in one form or other, under his belt. And our profession is the worse for his passing.dlvr.itRemembering Phil Gifford: A giant of sports journalism, loyal friend and unmatched raconteur'Giff' died this week, aged 79, with 60-odd years of journalism, in one form or other, under his belt. And our profession is the worse for his passing. 011
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026RIP Phil Gifford. He was always so kind and generous with his time. I knew him through work a bit but mainly cos he’s my oldest friend’s uncle and now I’m having a wee weep on my deck about it all. Cool dude. Xxx 2210
Reposted by beck elevenThe Press @thepress.co.nz · 30/09/2026Christchurch is getting a taste of election politics. Rollickin Gelato’s scoop poll lets customers cast their vote with a scoop, with seven party-inspired flavours competing for attention. The flavours are: David Smore for ACT, Allsorts of Winston for NZ First, Orange Choc Chippy for Labour,… 021
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tattoo yesterday, dentist today. The week of pain. 060
Reposted by beck eleven🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 29/09/2026🤘 KICK IT 🤘 The Bird of the Year is the Black Robin/Karure, coming in like a tiny wrecking ball to smash the competition. Thread Project premium screenprinted tees in unisex and fitted sizes S-5XL. Pre-order this tee NOW: pepperraccoon.com #birds #boty #kikorangi 14246103
Reposted by beck elevenMeatMechSuit @meatmechsuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026omg unsolicited dik dik pics is on bsky! 3345
Reposted by beck elevenMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Most of a snail is storage. 1415518
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My house is not really for humans. It’s mainly for cats. 2333
Reposted by beck elevenfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw a news story about AI leading to a rise in complaints since they're quicker and easier to write with AI. As someone who responds to complaints in my job, it doesn't bother me since we use AI to reply to them all anyway. 1225116
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haha. That time I tried to make neenish tarts but didn’t really have a steady hand! 11610
Reposted by beck elevenDr Sanjana Hattotuwa @sanjanah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a shame, and a significant loss. She's a wonderful journalist, and this is the worst possible time for voices like hers to be made redundant. #nzpol 1012233
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Squid just ate sushi from my fucking mouth that I was eating!!! Bad kitty! Bad! Then she just laid down and did not give a fuck. Cats eh? 6483
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In half an hour or so I’m getting my Grandpa’s patu tattooed on my hip. It was made by his POW “mucker” who carved him this and a walking stick post war. I loved my Grandpa so much. So it’s going to be a good reminder forever! 131043
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026State of it. I don’t think a stand up fight is necessary between these two muckabouts! Also, I just didn’t the damn vacuuming 2200
Reposted by beck elevenChris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No new taxes... #NZpol #Listener #cartoon 516268
Reposted by beck elevenJolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quite the study in contrasts! (Vibes-wise, which party would you rather be invited to?) #nzpol 5416
Reposted by beck elevenSporran Peace @sporranpeace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love living in New Zealand. 26212
Reposted by beck elevenJolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Walked in on the cat making yet another podcast; tiptoed back out. #nzpets 22664110
Reposted by beck elevenMetService NZ @metservice.com · 26/09/2026The answer is Sunday...what's the question? 2123
Reposted by beck elevenCath S @cathsheard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As I’ve said before, sadly we can’t trust the Police. Would I stop at night if flagged down by Police & alone? Probably not. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/cop-who-s...nzherald.co.nz'A snake in the grass': Cop stole $68,000 from pensioner he was meant to be helpingHaimona Keelim Tamati-Te Paki tried to stop the public from learning his name. 3102
Reposted by beck elevenChristchurch City Libraries Ngā Kete Wānanga o Ōtautahi @christchurchlib.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Scarry alert for @beckeleven.bsky.social and other Lowly Worm fans! There are some Richard Scarry LEGO works on display by the Imagination Station, Hapori | Community, Level 1, Tūranga. ^DR 🍎🐛🥒🐷 🐭🧀🥕🐰 33410
Reposted by beck elevenSassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Members bill to ban pervert glasses. Biscuit tin! Biscuit tin! Biscuit tin!! 39214
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did my first (and probably last!) Escape Room last night. Man those things are difficult. 170
Reposted by beck elevenKeith Ng @keithng.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A Hager book isn't just a Hager book. First comes the book, then come the denial - which are actually really important for setting the goalposts for the next step, which is other journalists trying to establish the claims for themselves. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nz'No claims': Taxpayers' Union 'categorically denies' sexual harassment payout claim in Nicky Hager bookThe Taxpayers' Union has rejected a claim in Nicky Hager's latest book that it settled an employment dispute involving allegations of sexual harassment against its executive director. 614841
Reposted by beck eleven🔜 Soon Lee @soonleenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Farrar vs. Farrier: how to tell the difference. By @xtotl.bsky.social Toby Morris. 520872
Reposted by beck elevenGary Chiles 🚲 🍄 ☕ 🦚 🐱 𝟜 𝟚𝟘 @testtubeone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New rule: Any media reporting on David Farrar must be accompanied by this photo of Farrar dressed as Jimmy Savile. #OneTermGovernment #nzpol 58725
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 22/09/2026About two hours until Hager business. Countdown begins! 1130
Reposted by beck elevenTze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026shitting bricks lmaostuff.co.nz‘Don’t know who he is’: Luxon dismisses new book from Dirty Politics authorPrime Minister Christopher Luxon says he has never read a book by famed investigative journalist Nicky Hager, even suggesting he had no idea who he was. 9766
Reposted by beck elevenDan Etchells @danetchells.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"The black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the year. Fondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comThe black robin, once down to just a single breeding pair, wins NZ bird of the yearFondly known as the ‘goth’ of New Zealand’s bird world, the black robin now has a population of 350 adults thanks to a pioneering breeding programme 03013
beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don’t cry over split pet milk. Just scream internally. And find paper towels. 0130
Reposted by beck elevenHamo @hamo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comBuilding Implosion CollapseALT: Building Implosion Collapse 062
Reposted by beck elevenAunty Donna @kebabette.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Nice day for Yarnarchy. Cathedral Square looking fab. 3377
Reposted by beck elevenDr. Cassandra Mudgway @legallyfeminist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My wife went to ED last night in extreme pain. She waited over 8 hours before a doctor saw her. There's no ultrasound person at the time, so they gave her panadol and sent her home and told her to contact her GP ASAP (it is now Sunday). She asked whether she should come in if it happens again- 5629
