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Chris Slane

@slanecartoon.bsky.social
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Cartoonist www.slanecartoon.com 🇳🇿 #nzpol #cartoonist #comics #privacy #cybersec #mountainbiking

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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 1h
Risky behaviour... #NZpol 2022
Two NZ pedestrians crossing tracks in front of a speeding train are nearly struck by a train labelled 'Climate Crisis'.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Improved accessibility for marginalised communities... #NZpol #NZListener
Cartoon shows a mountain of money labelled ‘Influence’ connected to the ninth floor of the beehive by a plank. A wealthy man with a cigar is about to cross walk in. Greeting him is PM Luxon, Simeon Brown & Nicola Willis.

Rich man: “I’M JUST IMPROVING ACCESSIBILITY FOR MARGINALISED COMMUNITIES.”
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New rules same prices... National's panicky promise to break up ( review ) part of the supermarket duopoly seems unlikely to deliver results for consumers ... #NZpol #cartoon #NZFarmersWeekly
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My #NZpol cartoon in the latest issue of the Listener, in print & online. www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Slane’s cartoon of the week
Chris Slane shares his view on the week in politics.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NACT1st has deliberately allowed our healthcare sector to become understaffed. . #NZpol #Listener #cartoon
Patient: "I WAS FORCED TO GO TO WORK EVEN WHEN I WAS SICK."
Cartoon depicts a scene in a crowded hospital where a nurse is pushing a very sick patient. Both appear ill.

Patient: "I WAS FORCED TO GO TO WORK EVEN WHEN I WAS SICK."
Nurse: "SAME."

Refers to a RNZ report : "Some nurses working in the emergency department at Auckland's Middlemore Hospital say they have been asked to come to work despite calling in sick.
They say they have repeatedly raised concerns with management about the pressure on staff over the past two months, but little has changed."

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/indonz_featured/1291868/middlemore-hospital-nurses-reportedly-asked-to-work-despite-calling-in-sick
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No new taxes... #NZpol #Listener #cartoon
Luxon: "No new taxes"Cartoon depicts PM Luxon on an election podium in fron of an audience. Luxon: "No new taxes."
Various audience members heckle: 
"Or nurses
Or Police
Or Ferries
Or houses
Or equal pay
Or libraries
Or Bridges
Or ideas."
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Andrew @openpolicy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Unsurprisingly, @slanecartoon.bsky.social was on to this almost 20 years ago, in 2007. #nzpol
A cartoon by Chris Slane (slanecartoon.com). It shows: on the left, a grey haired white man sitting behind a wooden desk with a curved window behind him. On a sofa to the right, two people are sitting: a man in a blue suit and a woman wearing a red jacket. The man is saying, “Minister, to avoid F.O.I. requests all our advice will be in sign language.” The cartoon shows the woman is moving her hands in different ways as she translates that statement into sign language. The face of the man behind the desk looks disconcerted and worried.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My cartoon in this week’s Listener #NZpol www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Slane’s political cartoon of the week
Chris Slane shares his point of view on recent events.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
National is still trying to push its doomed plan to build an LNG facility through before the election, never mind all sensible advice. #NZpol #cartoon #sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And hospital attendance.... #nzpol sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A dog’s show. #NZpol #FarmersWeekly
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rake's Progress. H/t to Simpsons and Sideshow Bob. #NZpol #Listener #cartoon
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Locker room excuses #nzpol #ListenerMag
Cartoon depicts PM Christopher Luxon in a messy rugby player's locker room holding the door shut on a bolted and boarded up locker cabinet labelled 'N - female friendly policies'.
Luxon: "We've been keeping them safe for you."
Next locker along is labelled 'N - eco friendly policies'. 
Various expensive items of clothing hang from pegs along with bottles of champagne. Luxon is standing on the scrap of paper with the words 'Paid parental promise'.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Am I a kiwi or an ostrich? #NZpol #FarmersWeekly
Headline: NZ AT RISK OF MISSING ALL CLIMATE GOALS -NEWS.
Cartoon depicts New Zealand bird with it's head in the ground as floods and fire ravage the environment thinking ...
"Am i a kiwi or an ostrich?"
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Sam Neill #NZListener #Nzpol #cartoon
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Move on everyone. #NZpol #Listener
Cartoon depicts Chris Luxon ticketing people on a baggage carousel. Also ignoring various issues.
- a namless 'unhoused' rough sleeper
- A namelss unemployed youth 'Need Jobs'
- Opportunity Party’s new leader Qiulae Wong 'Tax reform'-
'Treaty Rights'  Tania Waikato - Green party lawyer and kairongoā over 20 years' experience in civil litigation, Māori business, resource management, employment law and Te Tiriti ō Waitangi.
- 'Save the planet' iwi leader and activist Mike Smith
- 'Civil Rights' Dr Claire Charters, associate professor at Auckland Law School, advocate for Indigenous rights.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
From the archives... Sam Neill joins campaign for wool.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
'Cost hole', from 2010 but seems timely #NZpol #cartoonarchive www.slanecartoon.com/-/galleries/...
"Why don't you all save and invest more?" asks a wealthy man in a suit watching citizens tip wheelbarrows of cash into a giant hole marked as 'Costs' -  "No idea" replies one wheelbarrow-tipping man. 2010. https://www.slanecartoon.com/-/galleries/political-cartoons/political-cartoons-2008-2016
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some of the many people it takes to run our health system. #publicservices #cartooncommission apex.org.nz #NZpol
It takes all sorts to run our health system. Apex
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
NZ exports arrive at the strait of Hormuz. #NZpol #cartoon #FarmersWeeklyNZ
Cartoon depicts a group of ships at the strait of Hormuz.

Ship labelled 'NZ Exporters arriving at Hormuz: "Good news! Trump just declared the strait open."

Anchored ships: "Hope you brought fresh fruit and long-life milk."

A mine floats nearby.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The rural boom draws crowds.... aided by a weak kiwi dollar. #NZpol #cartoon #FarmersWeeklyNZ
The rural boom draws crowds to Fieldays -News. Cartoon depicts wealthy farmers with cash spilling out of pockets.
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Sophie these days @spiderandme.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@slanecartoon.bsky.social Listener cartoon this week. It's true - nearly everyone in this govt is scarier and more reckless than a teenager on a bicycle. #nzpol
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Behind the scenes policy #cartoon #NZpol (after John Heartfield)
Feel free to add.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Hungry Caterpillar #NZpol #cartoon for #NZListener
Feel free to add alt text...
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Nicola's plan: AI everywhere #farmersweeklynz #cartoon #NZpol Refers to funding requests to combat wilding pines and other pest species.
Cartoon depicts

'FEDS WANT BUDGET FUNDING TO TARGET PESTS -NEWS'

Willis: "EASY-PEASY!"

Official: "MINISTER OF
FINANCE BELIEVES
SHE CAN REMOVE
10,000 USING AI."

Refers to requests for money to remove wilding pines and other pest species. Also Willis's stated aim to replace civil servants with AI.

cartoon; farmers; farming; agriculture; New Zealand; wilding pines; pests; Ai; public service; cuts; budget
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NZ lamb at risk of further trump tariffs #NZpol #FarmersWeeklyNZ
NZ LAMB AT RISK OF FURTHER TRUMP TARIFFS -NEWS

Cartoon depicts Donald Trump dreaming in bed counting NZ Lambs jumping over a fence labelled 'USA'.
"1 SHEEP, 2 SHEEP, 3 BILLION SHEEP, 500% ... NO. €R.. YOU'RE FIRED!!"
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Turning the corner #NZpol #sketch #cartoon
NACT boat heads down a whirlpool. Luxon"
"Yesss! i can feel the economy finally turning the corner."
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Progress for birds and burbs.✅✊🏼 Environment Court agrees with Quietsky Waitemata that helicopter take-offs and landings in Auckland's residential zones are not a permitted activity. mailchi.mp/932307b9bed5...

Cox’s Bay, Westmere.
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Raymond Sagapolutele @raysagapolutele.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This formula for public engagement via social media and mainstream media needs to go in the bin. Getting tired of being angry instead of engaged. #nzpol
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Loaded and locked in to Luxon’s high-flying, high-carbon, high-risk pathway. #NZpol #cartoon #NZListener
Cartoon depicts PM Luxon walking along a tight-rope type chain high up in the clouds about to step off the broken end into space ...

"Our fuel supplies are
sorted... supply chain locked-in!"

His suitcase is labelled 'Singapore deal'.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Winner. #nzpol cartoon #NZListener
Cartoon depicts Luxon being rescured from storm waters by Gerry Brownlee.
Luxon: "I won the caucus vote, Gerry."
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Strategic asset garage sale #ACTNZ #NZpol #OIO #sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Chicken Luxon #nzpol sketch #JackTane #Q&A
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A storm every 8 days #nzpol #sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Luxon has a majority… for now. #nzpol #sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cuts to lab staff.... #FarmersWeeklyNZ #nzpol
Cartoon depicts a scene in a science laboratory.

'GOVT REDIRECTS AGRI-SCIENCE FUNDING - NEWS'

Lab worker male: "What does it say?"

CHATBOT on a computer screen: "Take funds from labs and give them to tech."

Lab worker female: "Our funding is gone."
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Saved! #nzpol www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
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Chris Slane’s political cartoon of the week
Chris Slane illustrates the week in politics.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Help is available #nzpol sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The charities which shall not be named... #nzpol sketch
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Shame about that bonfire. #cartoonsketch #NZpol
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Never forget #ceoNZ #nzpol ( 2023 )
Cartoon depicts a half constructed biplane with struts in the form of initials ( NAF ) representing each political party attempting to complete negotiations in order to form a coalition government.  National Party leader Christopher Luxon sits at in front of a tiny engine holding the joystick. "I used to run an airline. Vroom! Tally-ho!" One wheel is missing and the biplane sits on a brick. David Seymour ( ACT ) is tangled in wires through the gap in the 'A'. Winston Peters ( NZFIRST ) dressed in a mechanic's overalls leans nonchantly on a wing, with a cigarette near to a red petrol can. Various missing peices lie scattered on the ground as wind blows out the rear of the plane, which as a push type motor. Refers to Luxon's former career as AirNZ CEO.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Slane’s political cartoon of the week - NZ Herald
Chris Slane shares his perspective on the week in politics.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Our government has prepared us well for the current crisis, they say. #nzpol #sketchcartoon
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
EV truck cartoon from 2022 #FarmersWeekly
Cartoon depicts Fonterra's new electric milk tanker driving past a bunch of utes lined up at the service station with high fuel prices - driver tooting his horn to a number of ute drivers looking perplexed as petrol pumps glug fuel into their thirsty vehicles.

https://www.farmersweekly.co.nz/fonterra-powers-ahead-with-electric-milk-tanker
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Econ Analytica @econanalytica.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Cartoon by Bruce MacKinnon
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Diesel prices soar #NZpol cartoon #NZFarmersweekly
Cartoon depicts an elderly male farmer dusting off his old horse drawn plough, with a draught horse and son looking on.  
grandad: "i told you this would be handy one day."
News ticker: 'Diesel prices soar - news'
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Luxon & the green shoots of recovery #nzpol #cartoon www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Slane’s political cartoon of the week - NZ Herald
Chris Slane's take on the week in politics.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Donny Supreme's policy ping-pong & other #NZpol #USpol sketches
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Introducing Cluxo The Clown #nzpol cartoon (Dec 2023)
Cartoon depicts National Party Prime Minister of New Zealand's 3 party coalition dressed as a clown wearing long shoes as he is tripping over the skull of smokers ( refers to plans to cancel the smokefree target and repeal legislation). Luxon's head has struck a bee's nest labelled 'Tiriti O Waitangi' from which angry bees fly to sting him on the ass. His top hat falls off labelled '7 Houses'. He is about to fall face first into budget custard while crying profuse clown tears "Why can't I get a break?" he whimpers plaintively.
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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Luxon on the beat… #nzpol #Listener www.nzherald.co.nz/the-listener...
nzherald.co.nz
Chris Slane’s political cartoon of the week
Chris Slane on the week in politics.
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