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@hamo.bsky.social
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 1h
@delphijunkie.bsky.social have you seen this? www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0HHF86YJ...
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Amazon.co.uk
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 13h
This is the shade that I'm here for. And the picture 🤌
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 16h
If I gave my kid infinite personalised ice cream, how do you think they'd start feeling about ice cream after a while?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 18h
Interesting mental exercise trying to remember all my consulting engagements from a job I did ten years ago.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will want this played at my funeral.
Billy Taylor Trio version of I Wish I Knew.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's OK, it's not like it's his job to know or anything.
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Erin 🏳️‍⚧️ @queerjoy.nz · 28/09/2026
The lunchslop will haunt my dreams.
An image selection catpcha complete with "I'm not a robot" box.
It says "select all squares with Rustic Potatoes", and an array of nine not very appetising school lunch pictures is below. Some of these do in fact contain Rustic Potatoes.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We have to go further". Is he for real? When you go further down the wrong road, you don't get closer to the destination. How is this too hard for him?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any orca about?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waiting in the sky He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In preferred Prime Minister numbers?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Avocado multitool
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Improve your retirement savings by dying of starvation now, thus minimising your Kiwisaver need. Better living everyone!
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was today years old when I found out Sepultura's Orgasmatron is a Motorhead cover. 🤯 I may die of bogan shame.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This almost came to pass, except I woke up an hour before my alarm.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna stay up too late and not realise, then get up at normal time but it'll actually be an hour earlier. Why God why
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never lived overseas, can I get a 10% refund on the student loan I already paid off in full? No? Didn't think so.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time
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Krull Glaive
ALT: Krull Glaive
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
31 YEARS
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Man Ages Rapidly
ALT: Man Ages Rapidly
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 26/09/2026
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I should still be in bed, but daylight savings.
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Annoyed Cute Kid Urgh
ALT: Annoyed Cute Kid Urgh
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching The Matrix on Whakaata Māori and being reminded the baddies are basically AI, so again the Wachowskis were ahead of their time. Also I always used to think machines in movies were too fallible, but recent events have cured me of this.
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Matrix Code: Purpose Of Life
ALT: Matrix Code: Purpose Of Life
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They named her Carrie-Anne Moss because she carries The Matrix trilogy.
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Trinity from The Matrix
ALT: Trinity from The Matrix
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Voting for whichever party promises to axe Daylight Saving.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's the most bullshit time of the year
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Blanche Devereaux: Where is the Missing Hour?
ALT: Blanche Devereaux: Where is the Missing Hour?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm laughing but I'm crying.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I came into AiC with Dirt and Facelift kind of passed me by, but this track is a corker.
We Die Young by Alice in Chains.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's not even giving him an election.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ardern: kindness Hipkins: blandness
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brodie Kane just called it the City Ale Link.😂
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If roulette wheels had diminishing odds.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well that's a bit on the nose, but at least I might be qualified.
Job posting for "Dummy" that was posted on Seek. Somebody's ATS agent is havings bad day.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Idle curiosity really, but can you OIA for the reason you didn't get short-listed for a job? Getting super frustrated with the opacity of applying for govt jobs.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is Perfect Creature (2007) the most overlooked/underrated NZ movie?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at this I think Hager has released an X-box game?
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/09/2026
Evolution of the dog
Evolution of the dog
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Winston is propping up the tobacco industry. Not as a politician, he just smokes that much.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Bluesky feed has a hagover this morning.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I was casting a Highlander reboot, Antonio Banderas would be getting the Sean Connery role.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mood
Down In A Hole by Alice In Chains.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still want to be Nuno when I grow up.
Decadence Dance by Extreme.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Years ago I saw Jordan crossing Manners Street and didn't punch him in the dick. Embarrassing. For me.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So... does this mean they have jobs going?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why is every job fixed term now?
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm going with Hairy McCully from Down in the Gully.
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Phil Wheeler @phil-wh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Parents did not ask for this. Parents are not even represented by this astroturf group. This is a power play by corrupt, heavily-funded sources that have the means and intent to manufacture issues that will take the focus of more immediate education challenges. It's morally bankrupt and disgusting.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There should be a law against being ghosted by recruiters.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I should be able to take the day off to avoid subjecting people to my feral mood.
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Hamo @hamo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm tired and I want to go to bed, but if I do that and go to sleep then next thing I know it will be morning and I'll have to go to work. Dilemma.
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