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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Verlander being taken out of his final game: aww, it's his daughter! he's crying! we're crying! how can you not be romantic about baseball! Scherzer being taken out of his (maybe) final game: and Scherzer is baring his teeth ... and there's the bite! it'll take a few minutes to clean up the blood
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Chris Thompson @christhompson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my daughter has the funniest crush for a five-year-old in 2026
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
checking out the in-network options
The Big Book of British Smiles
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When everyone else in the trick-or-treating group got raisins, but you got a RingPop.
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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Tara Ariano @taraariano.com · 16/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That worked
Tellling a bot to fuck off
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 19/08/2026
wife: what's wrong? me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia wife: wtf me: no actually this is bad
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Alex @saintsopossums.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
On the Metro-North the other day I learned this Connecticut injury law firm has Jared Goff on their billboards even though Jared Goff does not play in Connecticut and has never played in Connecticut. I had to look it up, the person isn’t even related to Jared Goff they just have the same last name
Billboard with Jared Goff and a lawyer on it
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/08/2026
What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
inverse.com
The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it's something quite predictable i'm fighting for my life despite my pleas you've eeeeemailed my wife
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s a crazy world out there, and when Instagram user KingdomCome1488 and the American Academy of Pediatrics disagree, it can be difficult for busy parents to know who to trust
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
🚨 URGENT RISK: Will you DIE if you miss tonight's 8pm ET InfoWars Broadcast? Don't leave it to chance! bit.ly/4b8m3Pu
youtube.com
INFOWARS LIVE - Live Stream 7/23/26
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It is a funny situation to be in when you’re like “I wish world leaders could hit the same level of integrity as the mayor of New York City”
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
photograph of the relevant passage in Fitzgerald's translation of the Odyssey ("I make no bed of love with you upon it. Or swear me first a great oath, if I do, you'll work no more enchantment to my harm.")
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know jocks, that’s going up someone’s butt
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
forgot to add these earlier, please put your hands together for James “Jimmy Goodtimes” and Thomas, seen here en route to steal your meemaw
A painting of the apostle James looking like an Oak Ridge BoyPainting of the apostle Thomas looking like an Oak Ridge Boy
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Guided By Gumbo @guidedbygumbo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The movie holds up. As does this great anecdote courtesy of Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 08/07/2026
this dog looks like he’s wearing a suit from the 1995 nba draft
neopolitan mastiff dog, giant wrinkly son of a bitch
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Working up my scouting report for every male lead in a Hallmark movie.
A loaf of Country Kitchen brand bread in the Hearty Canadian White style.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well, we may have lost but at least we look like we cheated
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alright we’re off the map now
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Eric @uwebollocks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dialing this number so fast I crack my phone screen
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 03/07/2023
Fireworks? Love 'em. I know all the kinds. Fingerblasters. Bouncin' Fuck-em-Ups. Sporklers. Firehonkeys.
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Defector @defector.com · 28/06/2026
Albert Burneko answers a question about kids and lying: defector.com/what-if-your...
More and more I am convinced that a huge part of the work of parenting, maybe even the biggest after the basic keeping-the-child-alive stuff, is the story you tell your children about who they are, about what you treasure in them, and whether they believe you. In turn, the biggest part of the work of growing up is discovering who you are and what kind of person you want to be. Maybe your hope is that you can raise your kids to be resilient, or compassionate, or brave, or imaginative, and so you help them to see themselves that way. Not by puffing them up with a lot of bullshit, but by marking the moments when you see in them what you hope they will grow to see in themselves.
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paige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
checking out this splash pad thing and…
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Stephen Nehrenz @stephennehrenz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Total insanity. 💣
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/06/2026
rest assured i have no idea whatsoever what is going on in the world unless it's been discussed on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, the internet's only news podcast
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
in a way, the presence of Alexi Lalas on FOX really illustrates how big this moment for US soccer is he doesn't make good points, has no charisma, is not well-liked, not respected by his colleagues, wasn't a great player, but he went deep in a home World Cup so we still hear from him 30 years later
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