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@bearence.bsky.social
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I'm here for science posts, literature posts and posts where porn stars share their favourite dessert recipes. Born in the USA but proudly Canadian. Elbows Up!

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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 5h
31 Days of Reading, October Fear edition, day five: The Spaces Between by Pete Rawlik. More Lovecraftian horror!
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 21h
I was so fortunate to get The Angel Killers Recurrence and the Late Late Late Night Road Trip by @fums.bsky.social. Such fun reads!
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 21h
31 Days of Reading, October Fear edition, day four: An Ordinary Man, The Postcards, and The Girlfriend, three works of horror flash fiction by @dnschmidt.com. I especially enjoyed The Postcards. See these and others at his website:
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Tiny Scares – Horror Flash Fiction - D.N. Schmidt
Looking for something creepy to read, but don’t have time for a novel? Here is a collection of horror flash fiction with over a dozen tiny scares. For people
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
31 Days of Reading, October Fear edition, day three: Useless Heart/Stopped Cold by A Artemis Chen. I really enjoyed this horror flash fiction from the Sept 2026 Nightmare Magazine. You can enjoy it too, here: www.nightmare-magazine.com/fiction/usel...
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Useless Heart / Stopped Cold - Nightmare Magazine
Your heart stopped cold when you were walking to school in knee-high snow the morning after your parents separated. Maybe because you didn’t zip that padded snowsuit all the way up and your fur scarf ...
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jona @babynapa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎤 Take Five Chapter 7 Thread - pg 121 takefive.jonali.net tapas.io/series/take-five
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Ghoully Krausened @fullykrausened.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's baack! My curated Letterboxd list of spooky Halloween movies that are streaming on Tubi.
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TUBIWEEN SPOOKY STREAMING RECOMMENDATIONS 2026
HEHEHEHEHE! Hello GHOULS and GHOULETTES! I've hand-picked a selection of horror films that are SCREAMING... er, STREAMING on TUBI, the people's streaming service... *cough cough* Boy, that Crypt Keepe...
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
31 Days of Reading, October Fear edition, day two: The Office of Doom by Richard Bowes. This is more Lovecraftian horror from @datlow.bsky.social's Lovecraft Unbound.
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
31 Days of Reading, October Fear edition, day one: The Crevasse by Dale Bailey and Nathan Ballingrud. Lovecraftian horror I read in Datlow's Lovecraft Unbound. But you can read it for free at the link below.
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The Crevasse, by Dale Bailey and Nathan Ballingrud
Art by Peter Szmer: – click to enlargeWhat he loved was the silence, the pristine clarity of the ice shelf: the purposeful breathing of the dogs straining against their traces, the hiss of th…
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimothy is trying his best #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really want to see a blue wave in the US midterms because I think it's fun hearing Republicans suddenly start talking about how the US needs its leadership to be more unified.
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Youtube algorithms is bonkers. I wanted to watch a video making fun of AI slop, but first I had to watch three videos about how great AI is and how much it's improving my life. Usually my ads are for phone games I'm currently playing, so a truly bizarre twist.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
making grandpa use chopsticks at Panda Express so he'll get all tuckered out and go down for his nap without a fight
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought my artwork would be appreciated here. Source :: iitly.com/uWg #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Bronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Joe Kubert’s Enemy Ace
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cat-Man 16 (3405)
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 22/09/2026
It's honestly bizarre to me that abolishing the jackbooted fascist paramilitary shooting people over paperwork is considered extreme and radical but having a jackbooted paramilitary shooting people over paperwork isn't.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's so funny that the right wing is obsessed with making sure the rank and file hate this guy, meanwhile he's making pure evil companies pay back people they stole wages from
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Out of curiosity, I searched online “what items are made in the United States sourced entirely from materials within the United States” It said “your mom”
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Cis isn’t a real word” first of all, yes it is, and second of all, isn’t it interesting how you didn’t throw a similar tantrum over “McGriddle.”
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
submission guidelines: you can use US or UK spellings, so long as you are consistent me: listen it's not my fault you don't recognize the unique flavour that is Canadian English
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This 😆😆😆⬇️⬇️⬇️🔥🔥🔥
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jean Charest: "When he [tЯ☭mp] talks to us, he's more or less saying to Canada, you don't have a right to exist. Canada existing as a country seems to be his problem." This is f**€king frightening man 😳 HOLD THE LINE CANADA 🇨🇦💪🏽 🎥 Credit CBC News ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA🇨🇦🍁❤️
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 08/09/2026
Facebook DID NOT like this one
Parody meme of the holy trinity with Tim Allen, Benedict Cumberbatch, Joel Osteen, and Martin Short with lines connecting all for and text "is not" between them
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The Grim Grinner @grimgrinner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gary Oldman is younger than Gary Numan.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dorothy Parker hated Winnie the Pooh. Deeply and viscerally. Her publisher compared her publicly to AA Milne. She published a poem about how the comparison made her want to drink cyanide. (Orig source: algonquinroundtable.org/parkerandmil...)
It's common knowledge about what
she thought about Winnie the Pooh, from Mrs. Parker's book review published in The New Yorker, about The House at Pooh Corner, from October 1928:
And it is that word "hummy," my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner" at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up.However, this is a year after Mrs. Parker had found herself in a mess about Milne. Her publisher, Boni & Liveright, were marketing her debut poetry collection Enough Rope with advertising copy, "America's A. A. Milne is a lady. She is Dorothy Parker. Not very smart.
Mrs. Parker wrote a response for FPA called
"When We Were Very Sore." This was published on March 10, 1927 in the New York World. She likely wasn't paid for this verse,
which is written in the Milne style. FPA had a lot of fun with this one. He quipped, "What lady was America's A. A. Milne? Answer: That was no lady, that was Dorothy Parker.”
(Lines on Discovering That You Have Been Advertised as
America's A. A. Milne.)



Dotty had
Great Big



Visions of

Quietude.

Dotty saw an

Ad. and it

Left her

Flat.

Dotty had a

Great Big

Snifter of

Cyanide.

And that (said Dotty)

Is that.

DOROTHY PARKER
The Conning Tower
When We Were Very Sore
Early yesterday morning, before the receipt of the preceding verses, we had already composed the following "Lines Writter on a Near Prospect of Boni & Liveright's Advertisement of 'Enough Rope,' begining
'America's A. A. Milne is a lady.
She is Dorothy
Parker:*
America's A. A. Milne is a lady, Elinor Wylie's the King of Spain;
Stephen S. Wise is Judy O'Grady, And Boni & Liveright give me a pain.
Suggestion, also founded on the same theme, for
query in a questionnaire book:
"What lady was Ameri-
ca's A. A. Milne?" Ans.-"That was no lady: that was Dorothy Parker."
For the purposes of the record it also may be stated that a purchaser of "Enough Rope" returned the book to Macy's book department on the ground
that he
bought it believing it to be a volume of Will Rogers's monologues.
Book Review
I haven't the space, and so 1 can't reView Sinclair Lewis's "Elmer Gantry."
lew with the Sun's
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026
The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The adrenaline ebbed, and the exultation of a moment years in the making passed. Wile E. Coyote looked down at the bloody, mangled corpse of the bird at his feet, and wondered - what now? He looked up, squinting in the desert sun, and saw a vulture circling in the cloudless sky.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
does anyone wanna come to breakfast with me? it’s just downstairs and all the coffee is iced because it’s 100 degrees today but i’ll tell you how pretty you are and clink spoons with you
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Roxymomma🇨🇦📎 @roxannenugent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love Haley's attitude. We could be friends. Let's all show her some love and support her business. Canada Strong🇨🇦💪❤️
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Superbloom Digital painting
of California poppies growing by an old disused factory of some sort
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Jon Adcock @jonadcock.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#booksky
A man holding a book up and saying “I find this book offensive” the librarian responds “ cool. Give it back so I can lend it to someone who doesn’t “
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Guilty as charged.
Comic of mother and son talking to teacher 

"Your son was caught applying logic to another child's core beliefs."
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Guy Gavriel Kay @guygavrielkay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Lake Ontario
Yellow canoe, four red deck chairs, Lake Ontario.
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Sandra, present perfect, monstre @sgwong.com · 27/08/2026
Adding Driscoll’s to the ‘don’t buy, don’t eat’ file
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
move over "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times." a new greatest opening line in literary history just dropped.
A panel from a Korean smut manhua. A man with a dick silhouette narrates in captions: "My name is Park Woojin. Bianca, my sixth onahole, and I have been together for two months. But it was time for us to say goodbye."
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🇨🇦 🇨🇦 a Canadian Boomer ✌️ ☮️ @acanadianboomer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And just as a reminder, companies like Chapmans ditched the USA supply chains for fruits & nuts.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is not a group of people in the world whom I agree with more (drivers are frequently awful, more cyclist protection, more and better bike lanes, more car-free areas) but who are determined to wrest defeat out of the gaping jaws of victory by being absolute asses on the internet
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/07/2026
#psa
John Waters saying

sometimes, stupid and cute ARE enough.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This bagel has everything, why can’t I
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Before the internet the only way to block people was to close your eyes, cover your ears and sing "We Built This City" super loud. It was awful
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A top Canadian official just announced they will be specifically targeting red states in their new effort to retaliate against Trump’s 50% tariffs: “We have to focus on the red states. The red states are Republican. The red states we're gonna hit hard.” www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Bearence @bearence.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My McD's order was taking forever but I was really invested in what Satan ordered.
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Colleen @wildplumbay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@feistywaters.com Our dreams come true.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 20/08/2026
american eagle cafe sign, ogden, utah, 1980
american eagle cafe sign, ogden, utah, 1980
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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5dglady.bsky.social @5dglady.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/08/15/w... I certainly get it.
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Canadian Petition to Expel U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra Takes Off (Gift Article)
Mr. Hoekstra has been President Trump’s faithful messenger in Canada amid a historic low in relations. More than 170,000 Canadians want him gone.
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