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Katharine the Geek (Lesbian Bitch) @katharinethegeek.bsky.social · 19h
Bulldoze every fraternity house.
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Inarguably, Dolly set an example of what we all--regardless of station in life--can follow. It also makes a mockery of those who have more material wealth than she did. Why did zero billionaires ever think of creating a program in which kids, from birth until kindergarten, receive books every month?
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Unfortunately I have nothing interesting to contribute and I’m insecure about my intelligence so I’ll be nitpicking around the edges of discourse with meaningless corrections of side issues
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
we inject soda in this web zone
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My favorite Leonard Cohen song is the one where he sings about being horny and depressed
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/04/2026
the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/10/2023
MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it
Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The Walt Disney Company and OpenAI Reach Landmark Agreement to Make Beloved Characters from Across All of Disney’s Brands suck a dick while doing a 9/11
As part of this three-year licensing agreement, Sora will be able to generate short, user-prompted social videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Pixar and Star Wars characters sucking dick while doing a 9/11.
Agreement will make a selection of these fan-created videos of Black Widow unnaturally deepthroating a dick that suddenly emerged from off screen, each lasting about 4 seconds and ending before you can even get hard. Or she's ripping off her outfit and suddenly there's two Black Panthers (RIP) getting her from each side, and they're going like, ridiculously fast, and it looks impressive until you realize all of these videos do the same thing and you're bored and back on Chaturbate watching normal people undress over the course of 2 hours and muting the sound so the tip noises don't wake up your sleeping wife.
Disney and OpenAI affirm a shared commitment to responsible usage of AI and the rights of creators pfft haha just kidding get fucked losers.
Alongside the licensing agreement, Disney will become a major financial burden for OpenAI; burning down an acre of forest per economically useless video of Ariel queefing out a bubble while giving Hades a footjob
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Disney is saddened at the passing of Carlos Ray Norris. "Chuck" appeared in an endless barrage of VHS-era garbage before finding a second life as the embodiment of your cousins awful, awful, awful sense of humor, and will be most fondly remembered for doing a thumbs up at a dodgeball tournament.
Chuck Norris
(1940 - 2026)
Told Haley Joel Osment that he Had AiDS (Walker, Texas Ranger)
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Jacob the Eternal Rob Refsnyder Fan @bfskinnerstan.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Society has evolved past the need for Staten Island
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I love Jane Goodall.
"I have body
slammed
countless
chimps. It's the
only way to
make them
respect you.
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-ann Goodall
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Gil Durán @gilduran.com · 06/01/2026
Rep. Doug LaMalfa,who died this morning, was one of 147 Republicans who voted to overturn the 2020 election. It was defining moment of his political career—one that must not be forgotten on the anniversary of January 6.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 31/12/2025
have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
Johnny
***** 10 months ago
I been driving trucks for almost 30 years. I drive at night, I work on holidays. That's the way it's always been and I like it. On christmas eve I pulled in around midnight. Waffle house has always been a staple for me and I have witnessed many things over the years in their establishment but the food is always consistent and i leave feeling taken care of. This night I was enjoying my usual ham and cheese omelet and this man walked in and yelled something at the cook, I guess they knew each other or had had an engagement earlier in the night because he immediately responded and said "get the f*ck out of here Larry!" Larry threw something at the cook. Looked like a rock. The cook abandoned his hash browns, jumped the counter and drop kicked the man into my table. Food went everywhere. The man went down so fast. Someone must have called the cops and they came and got the guy pretty quick. The cook got me an entirely new meal and said it was on the house. and said "Ain't nobody f*ck around in my house, especially on Christmas... unless you wanna get parumpma-pump-pummed." I don't usually review things. Just needed to tell the story.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Batman Smells (1995)
Batman lifts his cape to make it someone elses problem. 
Robin holds up his newborn.
Two Face, the Riddler and Dr. Chase Meridian, the latter of which we had to look up, cope.
Batmobile fails to chase the Jokermobile.
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Evan Killham @evankillham.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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Liam @othemts.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Charlie Kirk gets praised by the "mainstream" media because he was a white boy and they see themselves in him. That's it.
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan died over twenty years ago. Terry Bollea died today. He was a detestable human being who, when faced with the choice of right or wrong, had the uncanny knack of choosing wrong with aplomb.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
by the time disco stu was introduced as a simpsons character in the early 1990s, they were too late — disco had long since fallen out of vogue. they should have instead conceptualized him as a character more appropriate for the times, such as rap stu
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Disney's executives just toured the CECOT concentration camp normalization center in El Salvador. This maximum security killing floor and photo booth houses the country's most brutal criminals, including rapists, murderers and even DVD bootleggers. Relax. Everything is fine.
Mickey Mouse takes his turn posing with prisoners waiting for their organs to be harvested, while Gwen Stefani thanks Jesus for being invited out of frame.
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Andrew Ferguson @epikt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
with a little poetic license
Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles font meme, with the top white text on red band saying "Unchecked Drug-Proof" and the green block capital turtle shell font below saying "Gonorrhea"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Mekhi Benton has achieved the two greatest goals of any NFL player a) winning a Super Bowl and b) escaping the New York Jets
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
i am an Eagles fan and i am confused
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
they say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but i do think there are a few exceptions to that. for instance, a best-in-class pickup that's won a j.d. power award for several years in a row. i would consider that ethical
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025
trump supporters love to be like “i voted for donald trump 3 elections straight. i’m so happy he won, i love him. we gotta kill him”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Back cover synopsis reads:

When Chris finished art school his professor warned him that no industry would view the giant, glistening goblin asses that he loves to paint as art, and that he would be better off painting trees or a clown. But Chris knew that he lived in America, the land where dreams are to be chased down and abducted, so he ignored the advice and painted obscene goblins with curvaceous, oiled asses to great success. And you know what? His dream came true. He opened his first gallery of goblins with huge asses, but the cops didn't like it.
It's not porn, officer,
it's called hentai and it's an art.
The cops raided the gallery, but when they drew their guns and pointed them at the paintings of goblins with huge asses they were struck dumb. They weren't ready for goblins with menacingly large asses holding basketballs at their side as if to say, 'yeah, it's bigger than a basketball. And they certainly weren't prepared for seven huge goblin asses stacked on top of one another with 'assfest' written underneath it all crooked like a goblin wrote it. The cops were so intensely turned on that they forgot how to masturbate and their horny energy became trapped inside of them, driving them insane. Now cops are speeding around the city and smashing into other cop cars and exploding and dying.
Cops are beating themselves to death with their nightsticks because horny for goblin ass is incurable by modern medicine. Some cops tried to jerk off their entire bodies and accidentally hanged themselves.
This book is mostly cops dying in vivid detail. The characters at the beginning of the book quickly disappear and it becomes cops fantasizing about goblins with huge asses, and then dying over and over again until the book seems to run out of pages.
Wallace Redder, Transnational Book Reader
PUBLISHED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOKS IN HELL
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Vintage book cover featuring an illustration of a man considering his painting which sits on an easel, a woman rests her head on the man’s shoulder as she too considers the painting. Copy and title read:

It's always been his dream to paint

Goblins with Huge Asses

a novel about goblins with huge asses by
Emily Sackenball

The cops try to stop him, but he'll never stop painting those huge, green asses
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The only reason anti-vax attitudes were able to take root in the modern era is because vaccines are so fucking good at their job people forgot why we need them
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
*Rob Zombie voice* "RAIN-drops on roses and WHIS-kers on kittens and THESE are a few of my FAVORITE THIIINGS!!!"
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 27/10/2024
About voting, I will say only this: Thousands of fascists at Trump's MSG rally will return to their homes on Long Island, where my children live and go to school. I'd prefer that they lose everything, for my children's sake. Thank you.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
If you miss Twitter just pretend this post is an ad for a race science blog that sells supplements
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Ernest Goes to The Beach That Makes You Old (1994)
Ernest about to waterski his escape through the special coral. Oops, spoilers.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Ernest Goes To Jail (2004)
Lynndie England disgracefully standing above a tortured Ernest.  If you think this is bad taste you're correct and we deeply apologize but at least we didn't make Ernest the naked guy with the hood on him.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
John Cena Saves Christmas (2021)
John Cena Saves Christmas (2021)
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bbo22 @bbo22.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #831,939! Wowee! I almost feel special!
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Oh is it a crime, is it now somehow "against the law," for a man to love signing up for websites?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Crazy, Stupid, Love (2024)
Vivid Video presents: Fruit of the Loomer (2024)
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
A near ironclad rule of race science is the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet are obsessed with IQ.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 08/07/2024
(millennial James Brown) I feel bad
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Kool aid man asks "excuse me sir, aren't you Benjamin Franklin?" To which Mr Franklin replies "Yes. I am. I'm also hot and thirsty!"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
The jury has reached a verdict in the Hunter Biden trial. He has been found extremely cool. The judge has ordered him to get more guns.
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