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Auntie Hero

@faerienuff.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of her government, asking for as much bodily autonomy as a corpse. (She/Her) Also, I write novels and make art and stuff: linktr.ee/ohfaerienuff

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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you say something funny and I say "that's hilarious" instead of laughing, I'm not trying to be obnoxious; I'm just dead inside.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw something about USMNT in the trending topics and thought, "There are US mutant ninja turtles?"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From the number of useless petitions I get asked to sign on a daily basis, I worry that when/if Democrats take over they're not going to hold companies accountable but might just ask them to please stop being evil.
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got a layered lip balm that's strawberry cheesecake, and the top layer just tastes like strawberries, so I'm nervous the bottom layer will taste like cheese.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On this day in 1994, the Clinton administration's heathcare reform plan was declared "dead" by Congress. Over 30 years later, the US is still the only industrialized country without universal healthcare. This should be a national outrage.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 26/09/2026
Starbucks is ending their DEI initiatives nationwide. If you’re a customer, BOYCOTT STARBUCKS. If you’re a Starbucks worker, organize your union to protect you and your coworkers before things get even worse.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not to get political on main, but I hate... no, I absolutely loathe gambling, I abhor it! I despise this predatory industry, what it does to people, how it targets vulnerable people, and how it worms its way into everything. If I ever got into power, I'd criminalise these companies.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I unsubscribe from your emails, you don't need to send me another email telling me I've successfully unsubscribed from your emails. Just stop sending me shit.
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Simply Sepp @zens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody expects the Chicago inquisition
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's weird how many movements/causes right now seem to consist entirely of yelling at people online. I know a lot are bots and comment farms, but the real people are basically indistinguishable from ai.
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Alfalphamale @alfalphamale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The child rapist Gaetz is the last person who should judge anyone
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Brian M. Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still say the best response here is: "There is absolutely no proof whatsoever that Democrats want to trans your kids, but Matt Gaetz himself is proof that Republicans want to rape your kids and sex traffic them across state lines"
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are living through the absolutely dumbest possible timeline.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry folks, I am abandoning my long and deeply held beliefs against bullying. If you see someone using one of these, bully them mercilessly. Make them never want to leave the house again
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s so cute to see everyone having fun with this,you might enjoy the other story about Covid this morning, about a young mom with long covid who killed herself, possibly partially because her husband describes it as her being “obsessed” with her health and “refusing” to get out of bed. Funny, yeah?
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look up "mechanical Turk" (ignore the Amazon search result). It's always a mechanical Turk.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I judge you by the conspiracy theories you believe in. Because if you believe the world's doctors and scientists are crooks and liars, I'll assume you're a crook and a liar. Why else would you believe people whose lives are dedicated to curing illness would be trying to kill you.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favorite part of any crime drama is when the FBI rushes in to arrest the bad guys in slow motion while opera music plays. Who's gonna do that in real life if the only people left in the FBI are yes men and dog fuckers?
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ahahaha I love how every company keeps making their own products more and more hideous to use while raising prices. Their whole philosophy is "how bad can we make something and they still will pay us?" Amazing. Yay capitalism. You fucking did it
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only reason they still make aviator glasses is so we can spot pedophiles and serial killers at a glance.
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Babs ✨💖 @little-babushka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meta you’re not gonna make me like the fucking pervert glasses just because you’re doling them out to blind vets
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The '80s video channel is on in the background, and while we're on the subject of KKK imagery...yikes, the video for Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is kinda fucked up.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I honor of Batman Day (is it really, on Talk Like a Pirate Day?), here's a Photoshop I did of Batman with the Bat Symbol replaced by the one I've been drawing to make my brother laugh for the last few years.
Michael Keaton's Batman, but the Bat Symbol is a crudely drawn bat with skinny little legs
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People are calling this “Lesbian Christopher Walken” and I am afraid I can't even be mad at AI for this
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing thats become painfully clear over the last few months is that most people here have no idea what the DSA is or what we stand for. www.dsausa.org
dsausa.org
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) -
Working towards a better future for all.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I clicked on this trending topic so fast thinking it said the same thing. Might be time to make my screen font bigger, again. Damn my eyes!
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
According to Craig Ferguson, everything in Scotland is always damp. I don't know how a nation full of people with red, curly hair deals with the humidity, but I think that's why so many of them have left for drier shores.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You will enjoy Reacher if you can simply accept that he triumphs over adversity by being so big, just so unbelievably big. Don't pay attention to how fairly normal sized he looks standing next to other people. He is, in fact, incredibly large.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun fact: At the Roman Colosseum they didn't have t-shirt cannons because they hadn't been invented in the first century, so they had to fling shirts at the crowd using a teebuchet.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about this today, for no reason at all. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisa...
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Streisand effect - Wikipedia
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Someone else being trans has never impacted your life in any meaningful way. It's just the latest scapegoat aimed at distracting you from the real causes of trouble in your life." - what politicians should say when asked, instead of throwing one of the most vulnerable groups of people under the bus
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Ben Schenkman - Author & Narrator @benschenkman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The campaign is live! Arcane Awakenings can only happen with your help, so go back it today! Let's see if we can get our base level funding in 24 hours! Join us tonight at 7PM EST for a live chat with the organizers and authors! (QR code is for the launch party)
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not to flex, but we're doing well enough right now that I might buy some candy corn before it goes on sale.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When Democrats attempt to triangulate on trans rights, it's my sense that many liberals and people in politics don't understand why many trans people are so upset. I wrote about the differences between then and now, what trans people have lost, and what we still stand to lose
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This Is Not A Love Song
Explaining the “maximalism” of trans rights
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A truly parallel universe would never intersect with ours. You're looking for a perpendicular universe.
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Younger people don’t have to live with the gross knowledge of how Giuliani was canonized after 9/11. He was held up as a national hero. And yeah, he did a good job leading the cleanup. But he was always a piece of shit and I’m glad his legacy will reflect that.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm no fashion expert, Muslim-hating protestor, but your "Never Forgive" sign clashes with that crucifix.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jessie May @jessiemayontheweb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not super-recent, came out in March, but grab a copy just in time to learn about Mabon, Samhain, and Yule! #WeeknightWriters bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Wheel of the Year: An Introduction to Pagan Holidays
From the hopeful crocus shoots of Imbolc to the joyous sunshine of Litha, The Wheel of the Year: An Introduction to Pagan Holidays invites young readers to reflect on nature's cycles and learn about m...
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Under Ground, the second novel in my Liminal Spaces trilogy, is out on September 29th. It's an urban fantasy series about a woman who learns she's a banshee and the fae otherworld is a place you can travel to through liminal spaces. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Under Ground
Liminal Spaces
Book 2
By Laurie Neilsen 
Dark blue book with white text. A yellow goblin stands next to the title, and a pink maze is central to the cover.
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Growing Old Disgracefulleigh @actualleigh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Apparently I never got around to posting: shooting at Charlie Kirk and hitting him in the neck is like shooting at the broad side of a barn and hitting the weathervane.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I went to IKEA in my wheelchair today, and nobody told me how cool I was. I guess I'll have to stop being disabled. Someone tell my legs.*
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it suddenly trendy to be disabled, or are disabled people feeling more comfortable using mobility aids in public without the social stigma attached to it? Or is that one contributor to the Telegram just talking shit to get clicks? We may never know.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I keep wondering if the #NYRangers will ever announce a mascot, but what would it even be? Pigeons are a bad thing in hockey, and anyway the official bird of New York City is the middle finger.
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Auntie Hero @faerienuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This week's episode of Reacher was supposed to end with a different song, at least according to the captions. That song would have been perfect. I wonder what happened.
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