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Random moments from Spider-Man comics. Not a bot. These panels were created by humans. Their names in alt text / reply Sibling to podcast That 90s Spider-Man Show. Run by @whatdidjackdo Links, pod + the discord ⇨ linktr.ee/nocontextsm

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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #10 (1977)

Spider-Man: M-Maybe I was WRONG about him! He SAID I didn't UNDERSTAND--! Web-head, you may have pulled one of the biggest BONERS of your life!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #60 (1968)

Wilson Fisk, talks on the phone while holding a cigarette in one hand. He has such threatening aura that he is surrounded by inexplicable Kirby Krackle.

Fisk: Ahh, Stacy! Why bother to CALL? Your orders were to BE here tonight... remember? WHAT? What did you SAY? A TEENAGER? SUSPICIOUS of us??

His chill-but-still-mad face turns into an intense angry grimace.

"Tell me his NAME... Where does he LIVE? He must be SILENCED... without delay!"
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The old guy in the ITYSL sketch that suggests a steering that doesn’t come off while driving.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #179 (1978)

Spider-Man reaches over between two men from the back seat of a car to pull the steering wheel off his mount.

Spider-Man: Mind if I BORROW this, chuckles?
Goon: NO! The STEERING WHEEL!?!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #71 (1978)

Spider-Man holds a bag in his hand that reads 'TOP SECRET PRIORITY A FERTILIZER U.S. GOVERNMENT'

He rubs his head and says "I dunno, maybe I'M dense, but why--?"
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man #103 (1985)

Spider-Man stands with Johnny Storm and Thom in a laboratory.

Off-panel narrating voice: "All things considered, Spidey took it pretty well --"
Spider-Man: I'm going to KILL them! I'm going to web their ankles, hang 'em out a window --

Spider-Man storms off with his fist clenched.

SM: --And then I'm going to get NASTY! Thanks for the info' Thom'. See ya, Torch. Those crummy little-
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Panel from Spider-Ham #5 (2020M)

Peter Porker stands by the bottom of the stairs looking bored. MJ stands halfway down the stairs. He's a pig, she's a cow. They're both styled like Peter and Lois from Family Guy.

MJ: Hello, Peter. I would have come sooner, but I didn't want to
Peter: I waited longer than that time I had a staring contest with THE WATCHER...
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Panel from Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #1 (2017)

Spider-Man: what the heck was that about?
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Panel from Astonishing Spider-Man & Wolverine #4 (2010)

Spider-Man, surrounded by flames: So, umm... here we are again, huh?

Spider-Man and Wolverine are shown to be tied to a stake with rope, on a bonfire. SPider-Man looks over his shoulder at Wolverine, who glowers at him.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #118 (1982)

Spider-Man lies on the roof of a car asleep. Behind him a shocked woman approaches driving a truck.

Narration: ...And REACT! Some simply stare in open-mouthed stupefaction...
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Panel from Ultimate Marvel Team-Up #1 (2001)

Spider-Man covers a crowd in a web net from above.

"Let's all just take a second and discuss the history of racism and bigotry in this country, shall we? AAHH! Anyone want to go first? No? Anyone?
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Spider-Man carries Wolverine’s limp body. Above them is some armoured goon from ICE- I mean ORCHIS, webbed to the ceiling.

Spider-Man: Uff, buddy. Maybe play off the adamantium.
Goon: Let me down you @#$%

Spider-Man stops and looks up to the goon.

Spider-Man: Don’t worry. I’m sure your xenophobic, police-state buddies will be by to pick you up shortly.

Panel from Wolverine #40 (2023)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Wolverine and Spider-Man watch the smoke clear around them lying on their backs. Wolverine has one claw popped and both of their costumes are battle damaged.

Spider-Man: Did he just... EXPLODE?!
Spider-Man: I can't wrap my brain around this. Can I just assume your crew is going to handle things from here and call it a night? The X-Men are used to dealing with stuff like this... right?

Panel from Marvel Team-Up vol 3 #2 (2004)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A run down alley. Wolverine leaps to grab the ladder of a fire escape. Spider-Man stands watching him.

Spider-Man: Do YOU know what you’re talking about?
Wolverine: Yeah.
Spider-Man: Good for you.

Panel from X-Men #35 (2003)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Spider-Man sits in the Fantasti-car with a man with a goatee and grey Hulk behind him, Wolverine in front of him. He points back to the man behind him with his thumb.

Spider-Man: "Logan, you can't threaten a priest!"
Wolverine: "And yet here we are."

Panel from New Fantastic Four # 2 (2022)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Spider-Man, strapped into a chair with safety belts, looks over his shoulder to Wolverine (in his yellow and brown sleeveless costume) who is lying on his back on the floor.

Panel from Wolverine #40 (2023)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Spider-Man crosses his arms and bends down to Wolverine’s adorable height to whisper in his ear.

Panel from New Avengers #2 (2010)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Spider-Man: Do you guys know he’s a teacher now?
Wolverine: You gonna let that go?
Spider-Man: No. Never. I’ll never let that go.

Panel from New Avengers #32 (2012)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #117 (1982)

WOlverine turns his head away from Spider-Man as he rambles on.

Spider-Man: Yep. A quickly-spun web-parachute saved me from having a rough ime -- but the ROBOT that was flying the plane didn't end up in such good--
Wolverine: Quiet, Webs!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man: Extra! #2 (2008)

Spider-Man leans against a bar with his arms folded. He watches as Wolverine throws a man across the room onto a pile of other men.

Spider-Man: He's always like this
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Panel from Spider-Man Versus Wolverine (1986)

Spider-Man grabs Wolverine by the collar of his costume, squints and raises a fist. Wolverine smiles like he's rage-baiting him.

Spider-Man: Hold it, shorty. I tried to save your LIFE!! Far as I'm concerned you AND your lunatic bimbo oughtta be LOCKED UP!!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #1 (2005)

Wolverine (angry) is webbed up between the walls of an alleyway, his fists stuck to the sides of his head.

Narration: That pretty much brings us up to speed
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That 90s Spider-Man Show @that90ssmshow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reminder that we have discord server to talk about Spidey, comics, movies, games or whatever! discord.gg/ee2Rb9hBWK
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #533 (2006)

A man looks at a google search screen on his laptop with the words 'Peter Parker' in the search bar. 

Narration: -- thirty million people went online and did simultaneous Google searches on Peter Parker -- and crashed the entire internet. Including the porn sites.

Man: What the hell...?!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panel from Web of Spider-Man #104 (1993)

Spider-Man stands alongside Puck, Archangel, The Living Lightning and others.

Spider-Man (thinking): The goddess radiates such confidence of purpose, I can't help but RESPOND to her allure with all my HEART and SOUL.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panel from Avengers #332 (1991)

Spider-Man stands with his hands politely behind his back, in conversation with Princess Diana and Prince Charles. To his left are George HW Bush (shaking hands with Black Knight) and Barbara Bush (shaking hands with Falcon). Surrounding him at the gala are various other superheroes and foreign dignitaries, including Tigra, Mockingbird, Namor, Quasar, Daredevil...

Stan Lee: ...So I said, "Hiya, FRED, glad to meet ya!"
Vision: I don't get it.
Hawkeye (whispering): You had to be there, Vision.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panel from Fantastic Four #349 (1990)

Spider-Manswings a large green sphere up into the air with a webline. A woman with red hair yells "My Egg! MY EGG!" In the background is a large crowd of moloids.

It flies over the heads of a skrull, Ghost Rider, Mole Man and The Thing.
Skrull: The technotroid!
Moleman: My Egg!
Thing: My what?

The egg/technotroid flies across the cavern into the open hands of a large, green, spiky, kaiju with a big dumb face. His name is Giganto and I love him in Marvel Snap.

Giganto: HURRUNNK?
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NatAsh Snyder Williams @anateforfate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Spider-Man, stop being a mood challenge (impossible)
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #145 (1975)

Peter Parker sits on a green sofa, head in his hands. 

“THAT’S what I call a nightmare.”
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Panel from Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man #13 (1977)

Razorback, Flash Thompson and Spider-Man are chained to a brick wall. In front of them is a dynamite bomb device.

Spider-Man: Hoo-boy - - This is gonna be ANOTHER one of those DAYS!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Panel from Edge of Spider-Geddon #1

Spider-Punk (I mean Spider-Man) wrestles with a large bug creature, pulling a cassette tape out of its mouth with a strand of webbing. He holds it in a headlock from behind and his eye lenses are smashed.

Hobie: Almost… Almost got it…
Bug: HZZZZZZ

From off-panel, a voice says “SPIDER-PUNK”

Hobie looks behind him, and says quietly “It’s Spider-Man”
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It was ten years ago today I figured out what Shocker did with the fabric that was left over after he made his costume.
Panel from Superior Foes of Spider-man, drawn by me, color by Rachelle Rosenberg. Shocker is having a tough conversation with the severed head of Silvio Silvermane. It's in his shitty Brooklyn apartment, in front of a couch upholstered with the same yellow and brown fabric as his shocker costume.
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Ratboy (Earth-6160) @whatdidjackdo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Photo of altercation between Spider-Man and far right dipshit, but with the finisher combo from Marvel's Spider-Man edited in
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting spider-man pointing at a figure in a coat and napoleon-style hat riding an electronic pony out on the sidewalk. 
spidey: ...sit there and rock on this yellow pony 
person: at last...
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Cody Ziglar @yayforzig.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Thrillhouse Gaming @thrillhousegaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mood
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #10 (1973)

Spider-Man and The Human Torch share a cozy cockpit aboard an FF jet, flying above the clouds with a pink sky backdrop.

Johnny: - - Just as everything did back in JAPAN. Maybe some sort of BOOMERANG effect. Once the radiation stops COMING, the world snaps back to its ORIGINAL era!
Peter: Easy for YOU to say. You don’t know anything about SCIENCE.
Johnny: It WORKS, doesn’t it?
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Panels from Amazing Spider-Man #106 (1972)

First panel: Spider-Man clings to the side of a building, watching a protest on the street below. A group of citizens including J Jonah Jameson march, chant and hold up signs that read ‘No Big Brother’, ‘Privacy or ELSE!’ ‘Wake up they listen’ and ‘No big brother just soul brother’.

Spider-Man (thinking): what a PICTURE- - - Joe Robertson’s son, Randy, side-by-side with J Jonah himself! Maybe I ought to swing down and say hello.

Second panel: spider-man swings down to the crowd on the street, and Jonah falls back into the crowd away from him.

Spider-Man (thinking): What the heck — I’ll lend them my MORAL support
Spider-Man: RIGHT ON, gang! I’m WITH you all the way!
JJJ: SPIDER-MAN! STOP him! Don’t let him GET me!
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #62 (1976)

Spider-man sits, leaning against his knee. “what a MESS!”
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Panel from Marvel Team-Up #44 (1976)

Spider-Man raises his head.

"HOO-BOY! What HIT me? Last thing I REMEMBER was The Rider pointing a FINGER at me an' DOOM -- and then WHAMMO! Instant OBLIVION!"
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Panel from Spidey Super Stories #38 (1978)

Aunt May is helped across the ice by a mail man.

Aunt May: It is so NICE of you to HELP me.
Mailman: My PLEASURE!

Meanwhile, The Scorpion slips across the ice on his back, towards the mailbox.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Panel from Spider-Man Unlimited #1 (1993)

Spider-Man walks beside a destroyed construction site while carrying the unconscious Scorpion over his shoulder.

"Sheesh... I hope they have INSURANCE!"
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Panel from Peter Parker, The Spectacular Spider-Man Annual #7 (1987)

Spider-Man, in his black costume, leaps from the wall to a large suspended machine, smashing it with his fists as he yells "I WANTED THAT JOB!" Far below a priest covers his face.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Narration: But, as Peter and his hosts drift back to the party...

Peter strikes a pose in his short-shorts and animal crop top, looking across a poolside party towards Mary Jane, who is talking with three other men, all in their swimsuits, eating and drinking.

Peter (thinking): Mary Jane... I figured she's be here

Panel from Amazing Spider-Man #249 (1983)
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Ratboy (Earth-6160) @whatdidjackdo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pls enjoy my alternate version of the Avengers Doomsday trailer www.youtube.com/shorts/Yuq9b...
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Doomsday: SPIDEY SUPER STORIES Edition
YouTube video by RatboyAdvance
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Panel from Alpha Flight #20 (1989)

A man thumps his fist against the door of a public men's restroom.

Man: HEY! How long're you gonna be in there, chum?! COME ON! COME ON! I don't have all day!

Next panel shows us the inside of the bathroom, where The Scorpion is putting his mask on.
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The Waffle Press Movie Podcast @thewafflepress.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hangouts 179: SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY, THE ODYSSEY and July Watches with @that90ssmshow.bsky.social @whatdidjackdo.bsky.social ►YouTube: youtu.be/ZqdGkadPKM8 ►SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/7qXN30qBcpuD... ►Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Y1i... ►iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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SPIDER-MAN BRAND NEW DAY, THE ODYSSEY and Other July Watches
YouTube video by The Waffle Press Movie Podcast
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Panel from Avengers #316 (1990)

An alien runs towards Sersi and Spider-Man, wearing their costumes with the addition of space helmets. Sersi holds out her hand, turning him into a pig as he approaches.

Sersi: …should look the part!
Spider-Man: Wow! Dibs on the ribs, Sers!
Pig: Squeee…?
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'Spider-Man: Brand New Day' With
$360M Is Now Biggest Opening Ever At Domestic Box Office - Monday
AM Update
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