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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 20h
2012: More like "Curt Sphincter" on account of the short time between his bowel movements! 2026: Curt Sphincter is now chief adviser to the director of the Concentration Camp Authority.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 21h
Wired just did a story noting that an influencer named Kurt Schlichter is a “civilian government advisor” (?) to Hegseth. This dude has been around forever in internet time and writes the worst novels that are basically Turner Diaries fanfic www.wired.com/story/a-pent...
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A Pentagon Influencer Called Liberal Women a ‘Pestilence’ Who Will End Western Civilization
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"if I've got a chance, would you let me know?/and if the answer is no, can I change your mind?" if the answer to question 2 is "yes," then the answer of question 1 should be yes as well. of course the answer to question 2 is "no," you lovelorn clod
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
drink every time Hansen is invited to have a seat; drink every time there's a coded reference to the Bush admin; drink every time FILMMAKING! occurs visually
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOSS: get me SUPERVISOR. he's in another room but we need him in this one ANALYST: but the company fired him four hours ago BOSS: if I can't get SUPERVISOR then DIRECTOR will have my ass. go drive to STRIP CLUB and generate some VISUAL INTEREST for the MOVIE
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Margin Call (2011) is such a good movie about recent events that happened just a few years ago. And of course no one in the cast has done anything majorly wrong
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it gives me pause to see some of the same posters enthuse about the polls in September 2026 who enthused about the polls in September 2024
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 18/07/2024
After careful personal curation my socials are comprised of two equal but opposite domains ("metapolitics" and "horny for star wars") and many of you would see tremendous mental benefit from switching sides
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
reactivated my account and immediately made a post with bad topical energy. I am taking time off work and I should be going online to riff. I regret the error even if I was right in substance
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Reba @reba.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
on bike ride this morning thinking “there should be a day when they close lakeshore drive so you can bike on it” and got home and opened computer and learned there is that day, once a year, it’s today, and I missed it
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I enjoy the "where in the US have you lived and where would you like to live" prompt of the day, mostly because it's fun to be confronted with a colorful picture of my ignorance
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a California Republic flag billowing in the wind--a luscious orange hanging from a branch in the golden hour--prosperous Ojai's main street lies empty. is this a drama about orange pickers in central Ventura County? listen to the commercial "indie" soundtrack, dummy: Will Gluck presents Easy A
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
listen to shelved by genre
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s so funny when we go to the vet and they have Modern Dog Magazine. The cover is like, “What’s so great about dogs,” and, “Puppies: Cutest ever?” How is there more than one issue of this magazine
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"your comic annoys me for reasons I can't put my finger on, and for reasons I can't put my finger on, it makes me think I should be more annoyed by Dropout and its performers than I am"
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it's a good thing the outlet that lets Jeremy Peters do editorial work that is barely disguised as news reporting is 10% of newspaper journalism in this country
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I watched it because a left-liberal millennial pundit posted that it was good. it was more interesting than I'd given it credit for, but still weak in the areas I expected it to be. score one for judging a book by its cover. I bet all the pundit's other opinions are good though
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would have been a Day One buyer for Brigador Killers if the revelations about the one dev hadn't come out. hope that guy is doing better and has changed his mind. maybe years from now I'll get it
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
restricting social-media and chat-app usage to a desktop computer, logging in for only a few minutes at a time, still not really doing the things I "ought" to be doing. maybe I should get screened for something
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just want everyone to know I’m trying to stay off social media without quitting it entirely, so I lock myself out of this app with a Brick, meaning I had to go find a physical object just to post this shit. You’re all welcome.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Here’s a disgusting workplace joke for you all: I call your girl Microsoft Authenticator because she won’t stop asking me to put two digits in
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(seeing 0 examples of "I can fix her" on my timeline) bro if you want to see a hot woman just go outside and take a walk in the city. it's the end of the summer. go to a bar
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
INHERITANCE MUST BE ABOLISHED
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
YouTube recommended me a video essay by a "serious film guy" called "can the male still gaze?" that is 40 minutes long. I can tell it is stupid, but I lack the intellectual depth to make the argument. we need a video called "no" by a more serious film guy that is 41 minutes long
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For a while, a common dilemma in video game RPGs was "Who do you support, the problematic hypernationalists or the rootless cosmopolitan hypocrites?" and I think it aged poorly seeing how the past decade has pretty conclusively proven the correct answer is "sign up with RCH and get over yourself."
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One of the sad things about the death of writing is that we are going to be taking life advice primarily from visually attractive people now who don’t know shit. ideally you want the world filtered through awkward homunculi filled with rage who know the plural of homunculus
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the AC/DC pinball table is designed (1) to get you hype for rock and roll pinball and (2) not to allow you to hit the ball with your flipper
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm willing to give good old-fashioned shoe-leather investigative reporters a lot of slack for bad posts and dopey opinions, though of course it would be easier if they could point to their work and say "Look, Stephen Miller is in jail based on this article"
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
love love love this essay by David Hollingshead. So smart, so funny, and winningly earnest
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Humanists Have Done Nothing Wrong | Defector
For many years, I’ve held a pet theory that cultural consumers can be grouped into two broad categories: Primary Source People and Secondary Source People. The former are the book lovers, cinephiles, ...
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
good article arguing that the "loneliness crisis" narrative in the press over-focuses on men and under-focuses on poor people slate.com/life/2026/08...
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There Is No Male Loneliness Crisis. What’s Actually Happening Is So Much Darker.
The data tells a different story.
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
having Emoprog Army-era flashbacks from learning that Paul Carr is one of the owners of the incredibly cringe bookstore
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I bet if I flip the "do not use my data for generative AI" switch, it will stop the multibillion dollar corporation from using my data for generative AI. after all, someday I could sue the multibillion dollar corporation for doing that
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what if the polling misses are all so extreme on a grand scale that the people genuinely want the thousand year reich after all
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if a piece of music could fit comfortably on the PA at a Starbucks or a Target, it is bad music. that said the "I already know/I can leave it alone" bit of "Man I Need" by Olivia Dean is really hittin
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ghost newsletters ... it's so wonderful you're not using Substack. thank you so much. can I please just log in with a username and password like on any normal website
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Some of Bluesky's most sensible women liked your post
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
deciding to pronounce it "bour-ZHWA-zee" every time I see "bourgeoisie" used as an adjective instead of getting so mad I faint
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 09/08/2026
Bluesky needs to add a feature that lets me block out every flavor of "I am sexually attracted to this politician"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i swear to god i am going to be normal about this
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Splits From Fiancé Riley Roberts
There's a reason Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't mentioning her fiancé Riley Roberts when she talks about freezing her eggs ... TMZ has confirmed they broke up.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11/08/2026
The Libido Chronicles
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JIMMY EAT WORLD: so that was our song "The Middle." pretty good, right? what do you think the video should be? GUY WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT READS "CHECK MY HARD DRIVES NOW":
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just looked up where this Le Guin quote came from, and got a truly fantastic reveal
"The Creative result is the child who has survived" - Ursula K Le Guin"what the fuck is this shit"  - Ursula K Le Guin
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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They have sex very well
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/08/2026
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend theonion.com/night-out-more-fun-wit…
Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend
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TheGrand547 @thegrand547.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We didn’t deserve Alasdair Gray
A page from “every short story by Alasdair gray”, Glaswegians section(a reprint of Something Leather with the interstitial material removed)

The page is filled with asterisks except for the text “THIS REPLACES EIGHT PAGES OF SADO-MASOCHISTIC MALE
FANTASY WHICH NOBODY
SHOULD ENJOY.”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Blogging is self-hatred but we're not ready for that conversation.
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Bandcamp artist bio in LinkedIn voice @aritruscan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
you have been reminded of the existence of SLEEPING DOGS (2012). RT and reinstall SLEEPING DOGS (2012) or you will lose $91,100
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