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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok, good chat
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Adam Riches @supernorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone's immediate reaction to the visuals in the new Ocarina Of Time remake.
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Instead of cool shit happening online we just invent stories about cool shit happening online.
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Dan @flashinthedan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You cannot hope to bribe or twist, (thank God!) the British journalist. But, seeing what the man will do, unbribed, there's no occasion to.
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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dvdjnstndn.bsky.social @dvdjnstndn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A shoddy photoshop of Andy Burnham standing in front of the Dunwich Heath wildfire, with the "This is fine" speech bubble.
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
one of the best transitions i've seen on TV
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me, at her open coffin: why isn't she handcuffed to it
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
before they let you into heaven you have to apologise to every single person you've ever killed in pvp
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Typebar Magazine (Issue 11 Out 10/26) @typebarmagazine.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"I would like to believe that this ends somewhere, that this age of extracting every last drop of profit out of a beautiful thing they’ve already bled dry will run its course..." www.typebarmagazine.com/the-fandom-s...
typebarmagazine.com
The Fandom Strain: On the IP Illness That's Killing Magic: The Gathering
"If you want to see Sephiroth fight Squidward, boy do I ever have the card game for you."
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Joachim ✊️ UVW-CWA @jdespland.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ok can someone explain to me why all these games journos are acting like they're doing a morally courageous thing and sticking it to someone who deserves to have it stuck to by publishing reviews of zero parades that don't mention anything about what happened at za/um? i'm confused and weirded out
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Guys who buy Zero Parades because “game dev is a group effort and no one individual should be credited for their success” just have this pop up in real life
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
the lip wobble at 2:25
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nepo baby musician
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/05/2026
Please don't show me SuperMechagodzilla posts. I left something awful partly to get away from this fuckin moron lol
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
MPs get a ribeye steak meal in Central London for the exact same price, to the penny, that it would cost for me to get a McDonalds 'Big Tasty' meal in Scotland. lot of people this week saying price controls don't work and cause prices to go up though?
printed menu of the house of commons 'Member's Dining Room'. 

sorry, not transcribing the full menu, but relevant is the joint most expensive option, for only £9.19. "Chargrilled ribeye steak with hand cut chips, tomato, mushroom and Bearnaise sauce"
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Max Stolze @max.stolze.pl · 25/02/2026
Dune and the Beautiful (worm)
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
the mods banned dril in order to try and drive anyone left with a sense of humour off this platform
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Nearly Legal @nearlylegal.co.uk · 30/10/2025
Badenoch is quite right. It is not the same. The possible criminal sentence for the website hack is much higher than that for a failure to obtain a licence for a letting.
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David Wearing @davidwearing.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Important to remind ourselves of this as we hear and read words like "revelations" and "emerged" in respect of the Ovenden resignation. It has in fact been common knowledge for years that (a) this is the culture in that faction of the party, and (b) that Starmer is largely indifferent to it.
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"We have just folded space from Legoland. Many playsets in Legoland. New playsets. Better than those at Playmobil."
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Blue Prince is Yoda Stories in disguise, change my mind.
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Q: Oh and 007? Do try not to break your Spy Wrist Watch Secret Watch Concealed Laser Best Watch For Spies Operatives Thieves Students Smart Watch Time Piece
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Gregg Wallace plays Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia, in Duke Nukem 3D
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Neil Anderson @rmmbr.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
A screenshot of an article from The Guardian news website that reads:
"Title: Shogun proves you don't need dragons and bare bottoms for compelling drama. Subtitle: It's official: cheap, violent thrills are out; detailed trade negotiations are in. Shogun's Emmy-winning haul suggests cerebral viewing is back in vogue"The Anjin meme, originally from Shogun, that shows the Anjin standing behind Lady Mariko. The text reads:
Anjin: "Tell your Lord that, between the cuckolding, on screen seppuku, and live boiling of men, I have had it up to fucking here with the Japans."
Lady Mariko: " The Anjin congratulates you on a show focussed on high stakes negotiations without dragons or bare bottoms."
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Tony Blair/Weird Al Guilt Project @tbwagp.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
I threatened to do it yesterday, so here it is: andor scenes as dril tweets
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Two shitposters becoming mutuals
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
congratulations to Threads Reply Guy, the new lowest form of typing, for making youtube commenters look like philosopher poets
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/07/2023
I assume this is what it was like for the Athenians when Aristotle dropped a new treatise
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
bro thinks he's playing world of warcraft
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Becoming a vintage / VHS porno guy but for those StarCraft custom games where if you killed enough Zerg the mini map would be a naked lady
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Dennis Baron @drgrammar.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
The elevator at the new wing of the Royal Sussex University Hospital is proving diabolically hard to use, and adding a sign with instructions is only adding to the confusion.
Elevator sign with multiple buttons for each floor. If you are alighting at Levels 1, 2, 3, or 4. You must select both buttons for that floor and ensure that the red light is highlighted.
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
shoppenheimer
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
lmao
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
No author’s website goes harder than tie-in novelisation legend Alan Dean Foster’s:
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
the guy from scanners does ok in formats that do not allow you to upload animated gifs :) hes fine now :)
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
this is my skeeter, this is how i skeet
Thufir Hawat rolling his eyes back into his head
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
BRING IT BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
GIRL DINNER BOY DINNER WHAT EVER HAPENED TO FORGETIGN TO EAT INTIL 9PM AND HAVING A YOGERT AND BAG OF CHISP'S @DASHAREZ0NE DASHARE.ZONE,, AND ITS A SKKULL SCREMAING AND IN SPACE AND THEIRS BLOOD AND SHIT COMIG OUT OF IT HELL YEA -ADMIN
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
remember when people said things were rhizomatic
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
aquilla reboot but the lad takes the spaceship through maccies drive thru
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 20/07/2023
large adult sons
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Orca mothers keep 5-tonne sons out of trouble
Post-menopausal killer whales protect their adult sons from fights, research shows.
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
i watched master and commander and now i want to be one of those little boys who gets to lead a party of marines on boarding action
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bastardyskull @bastardyskull.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Someone asked me for the model of the Idiran head I made years ago in zbrush so there might end up being a 3d print of an Idiran's head from Consider Phlebas
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