Reposted by BarkerToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Guess how well BBC News is doing in the ‘You don’t have to report everything Reform says as the major headline’ challenge 412121
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comAlan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know' 010
Reposted by BarkerRachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I am confused. I thought when Josh Simons quit as an MP to call an unnecessary by-election it was a huge waste of taxpayer funds and an insult to voters? 1439478
Reposted by BarkerWill Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The other parties should refuse to stand against him. Make him run on his own against the usual cast of comedy candidates. 3019054
Reposted by BarkerJames Ball @jamesrball.com · 07/07/2026Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed. 231316377
Reposted by BarkerJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sky saying this is statement filmed and shared by Reform, with no journalists present and no questions possible. So, a Party Political Broadcast. 07029
Reposted by BarkerAdaptive Relief UK @adaptiverelief.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Unbelievable. In a game he played zero minutes in, Jordan Henderson got himself a yellow card and then needed to be stretchered off after injuring himself falling over the advertising board while singing #Wonderwall #MexEng *Just after the 55 second mark 41830180
Reposted by BarkerRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026it's pretty funny that the World Cup has sensors that detect the ball's rotation, acceleration, and location every .002 seconds (not exaggerating, the actual tech specs of the sensor) but also the game gets to the end and the ref says "ok I think 9 more minutes ... maybe more if I feel like it" 542513239
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Well at least we don't all have to get up at 1am Monday morning for another game #ENGDRC 020
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I'm old enough to remember england scoring a goal #PANENG 000
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 23/06/2026What did Tuchel say at half time? Keep doing nothing because that worked so well? 000
Reposted by BarkerTea Junkie @teajunkie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026When they keep telling us that we can't afford net zero ... www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comSearing UK heat leaves schools, hospitals and transport networks struggling to copeTemperature on Tuesday hits high of 34.6C in Surrey, England, with heatwave forecast to get more intense on Wednesday and Thursday 25118
Reposted by BarkerSean Mason @seanmason87.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It's Fouracres I feel sorry for. 14811
Reposted by BarkerIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Happy "we're going to keep making exactly the same mistakes but with a slightly different face" day to the UK gvt again 821256
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 15/06/2026As well as children can we can people from social media who can't use less/fewer directly 000
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Cross Country trains. The worst place to be on a Friday afternoon 100
Reposted by BarkerToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I had a great night’s sleep & wasn’t hot at all 414619
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Cheesrolling live on the BBC. That's what the licence fee is for 000
Reposted by BarkerSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If you're still trying to figure it out after a decade that might be a clue.... 3473246711
Reposted by BarkerGreg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I’m evolved enough to understand it’s shit and we don’t want it because it’s shit 25721139
Reposted by BarkerSophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 17/05/2026'Eurovision takes a sigh of relief as Israel don't win' - if only there was a way to dispel this anxiety 2678
Reposted by BarkerMikey Smith @mikeysmith.com · 16/05/2026Lordi singing Save All Your Kisses For Me has made my night. #eurovision 415619
Reposted by BarkerHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 16/05/2026#Eurovisionstatic.klipy.comAlan Partridge: I'm Sorry, That Was Just A NoiseAlt: Alan Partridge: I'm Sorry, That Was Just A Noise 2758
Reposted by BarkerParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift. 141312446
Reposted by BarkerGlen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 08/05/2026How about this as some headlines: *Reform went backwards on last year *Results in line with their falling poll score *They underperformed their polls in Scotland *If this had been a General, they wouldn't have won a majority even when the govt is phenomenally unpopular Bit of a different story? 9375146
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Its amazing how cross country trains suck any Internet access out of any device. Especially my laptop that doesn't fit on their stupid little tables 000
Reposted by BarkerMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026New Iran thread. Starting with a Lest We Forget: Hillary Clinton, 9 years ago: “This is not someone who should ever have the nuclear codes – because it’s not hard to imagine Donald Trump leading us into a war just because somebody got under his very thin skin.” 332012514
Reposted by Barkerstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The best thing about the internet is how everyone understands irony. 924064
Reposted by BarkerAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey: "Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us". 14036571017
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Haven't managed to watch both six nations games in a day yet until today. Cannot wait for 3 in a day #cans 020
Reposted by Barkerthattimwalker.bsky.social @thattimwalker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Private Eye acknowledges the genius of our political commentariat. 6253106
Reposted by BarkerArmando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I see various people posting this up. Here’s me from 2001 talking about AI. Dunno how accurate it is. I hope it isn’t. youtu.be/6mvUqM2Ty5c?...youtu.beConference "A.I." from the Armando Iannucci ShowYouTube video by Simon Kidd 1931482
Barker @barker-je.bsky.social · 14/02/2026That's possibly the biggest shambles of a half I've seen from England 010