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Sophie Hall

@sophlouisehall.bsky.social
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Boltonian in London. Garlic bread! ✨ A silly billy! COMEDY: sophlouisehall.medium.com SUBSTACK ABOUT BEST BITS OF POP SONGS: sophiehall.substack.com

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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 13h
Is Avanti West Coast's WiFi made by a bloke rubbing two sticks together
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dads are like 'you know that girl off that advert' and will give no further information
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to say something extremely primitive and obvious but AI really sucks, man
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No offence but I feel like Messi is always playing his Final Game like how Elton is always playing his Final Concert
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why didn't they call that song A Horse With No Neighm
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Glastonbury ticket queue graphic doesn't even have a little walking man?!!
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the first time Jerry Hall had to evacuate from a coffin. #CelebrityTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need a full show of Joanne and Maya queening out in a grave together #TheTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me when they explain the convoluted rules during a group task #thetraitors
Homer Simpson mouth open
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is Claudia wearing some sort of spin on teenager combat trousers but instead of a chain it's a string of pearls?!?! #thetraitors
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Exasperated Reaction
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Exasperated Reaction
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are Maya's coats going to get bigger and bigger every episode #thetraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't call me baby by Madison Avenue scratches a very specific funky itch in my brain (alongside stuff like Cardigans' Lovefool and Modjo's Lady) that I can imagine in a montage on a 90s romcom or in the background during a party scene #Totp
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuine question: when you've got an American artist constantly in the charts coming back to TOTP every week in different outfit performing the same track again and again, how does that work logically? Are they genuinely flying back or bulk recording or what? #Totp.
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When Britney got that feathered bob it was the most powerful thing in the world #Totp
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love it when he does this
Falstaff the best from the Duolingo app doing his cute smile with one fang
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎃 Aaarrgh! It's the Halloween branded food thread 2026!! 🎃
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have received the Ultimate Dad Text
A text from my dad that is a picture of 6 tickets for a raffle with pics of Donkeys on it. The text reads: "Ive bought 6 tickets for the donkey sanctuary christmas draw, do you want to go halves"
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm here because I sniff out liars for a living" is a bold play for a host of the Today programme #CelebrityTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross every time someone so much as blinks near him #TheTraitors
Ross kemp shouting meme
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I was on the Traitors soundtrack team I too would compile the playlist with the celebs' top shags #CelebrityTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant is doing some 4D chess meta post-Linda shit here and I really respect it #celebritytraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like it when they refer to the other celebs by their full names #celebritytraitors
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Stephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E Grant #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Withnail & I meme but he's saying 'ive said im a traitor by mistake'
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet Threads is full of people making the same Green Day joke today. I will never log on to find out
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love it when someone on Vinted tells you to "have a lovely evening" - now THIS is e-commerce
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that whenever you login to a public WiFi they send you emails afterwards, I'm friends with so many WiFis
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes the IMDB Trivia throws out an absolute banger
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bring back really long film titles that also have a really long subtitle
Master and Commander poster
Chronicles of Narnia posterPirates of the Caribbean posterLegend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole poster
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The tastes of a wholesome 8 year old child with an undercurrent of fucked up #top9games
The top 9 video games graphic featuring tomb raider, the sims and theme hospital
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Duolingo really tapping into my psyche today
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paddy is so good because I sent him some aura this week!! (I don't work there obv i was just passing through) #SNLuk
Me kissing paddy youngs SNL sign
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fouracres in regency gear putting wild amounts of sauce on every vowel is just 🤌🏻 #snluk
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just catching up on the ice coffee job interview debate
A meme from 'I think you should leave' where he says 'what the hell are you talking about'
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk, I think I'd rather just have the cold
Headlines reads 'how to get rid of a cold in a weekend' and 'a brain surgeon dropped part of my skull on the floor'
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it's time to discuss Sting's cunty little professor glasses in the Don’t Stand So Close to Me video?!?
Sting in his cunty little glasses
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Toni Braxton whispering 'Toni Braxton' to the camera is #totp
Martin Scorsese with the "Absolute cinema" caption
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kevin and Perry hijacking TOTP to promote their film with a proper 90s dance banger: we used to be a proper country! #totp
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
do you think Craig David wrote Fill Me In about doing his tax return #totp
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See, this is why it's good to not captain Haaland on FPL
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but your keys are in your other jacket
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
eurgh
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Winnie the Pooh, by wearing a croptop, shows that he is aware of clothing and the concept of shame. From this we can only conclude that he is shirtcocking by choice, the dirty little herbert
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 'carry your jacket around' weather to all who celebrate
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Replacing television and film with Whatever All This Is has gone so well. The bright future that the disrupters came up with (a version of having a very big hard drive of indifferent content you can’t navigate and don’t value) has worked about as well as it did for music. We’re all so much poorer.
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Stath so so much #SNLuk
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think the 'supporting Spurs is a social experiment' project has enough data now and they should bring the Stanford Prison one back xox
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Sophie Hall @sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now the Prince Charming video: THAT'S how you spend money #TOTP
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