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@bagmangood.bsky.social
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Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (sorry). He/Him

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I identify primarily as a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Love it, guys!" - Ed from the UK sent us this pic of him wearing our genocide definition tee >>> waterfordwhispers.shop/collections/…
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, it's one of those crosses the line twice type things that go so far, it becomes funny instead of offensive. Yeah, we killed thousands of people, caused an energy crisis, and destabilized an entire region. But do you really want your kid to have a stuffed shark and programmer socks?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
don’t talk shit about that guy because he’s self-taught and didn’t go to grad school. talk shit about that guy because he’s a eugenicist who likes Harry Potter and wears a fedora
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aella is the Olivia Nuzzi of TPOT rationalists in that if you understand this you should go climb a very tall mountain and bury your phone at its peak
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 12/09/2026
Well well well
techradar.com

Meta asks some workers to become managers

The tech giant is offering voluntary leadership roles to employees in its artificial intelligence division. The move partially reverses a recent push to eliminate middle management and create flatter teams.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why does this have the vibes of every american visiting China 😭
a YouTube video where the subtitle includes "our government is lying to us about Canada"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Not the One Who Walked Away from Omelas--So Why Am I the One Who's Politically Homeless?" by some newspaper opinion-section (sorry) shitlib.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI chatbots have democratized billionaire brain worms by allowing everyone—not just the very rich—to experience total insanity-inducing sycophancy
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Equal Earth projection is nice. But the UN rejected an alternative proposal from the New Zealand delegation, the Middle-earth projection:
A map projection centered on New Zealand. It's Middle-earth, get it?
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/09/2026
Anyway solution for 1Password problem is straightforward - Patch ChiPass (no-AI fork of KeePassXC) to support VaultWarden syncing protocol - Develop a socioeconomic system capable of supporting a team of 3-5 people to do ongoing security response, UI design and mobile development without ruining it
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTA 6 looking awesome, cool merch too gameworkers.square.site/s/order?cs=t...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember, it's always morally correct to lie to get a vaccine
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Increasingly coming around to the idea that Tariff Policy is the One Ring; it will corrupt anything it touches and must be destroyed and any politician playing with it will ruin the rest of us
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Gavin Schmidt @climateofgavin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
evergreen
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
not now Ursula K. Le Guin bot
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
overheard in the Discord: "I can't help but notice that you claim to be against "spreadsheet people", yet you yourself seem to have 4,000 hours logged in Victoria 3. Curious!"
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 21/08/2026
Before you say positive things about DHH because of Omarchy, a reminder that it's been like 3 weeks since he published a blog that compares Roma people to the wolves Denmark eradicated in the 1800s. He's an open, virulent racist and always has been. Everything he touches should be radioactive.
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Jay Justice @jayjustice.net · 14/08/2026
Tfw you've been at the store for hours and you just want to go home but then your mom sees ANOTHER friend that she has to stop and talk to for 20 minutes 🫠😭
A mama Pallas cat with a wide open mouthed expression of surprise with a tiny, weary looking Pallas cat kitten next to her
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Melissa Mendelson @flightriskmushing.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Y'ALL!!!!
Loaf (brown dog) with a baby puppy resting on her face
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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eliza🌻 @elizas.website · 07/08/2026
with times being what they are, it seems like you basically can't have a public open source repo without receiving LLM-written PRs. thus, after a great deal of thought, i have adopted the somewhat idiosyncratic Mycelium AI Policy in my personal projects: github.com/hawkw/myceli...
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chore: introducing the Mycelium AI Policy (#566) · hawkw/mycelium@b77e854
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 08/08/2026
banger thread. when i was on dating apps i put that i liked sff stuff and the number of dudes who would ask me if i had read asimov or dune (specifically dune, not herbert, though they would ask about asimov by name?) in a gatekeepingy way was like, well, it was almost every dude.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 27/07/2026
snacks
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
AI can never truly make art because AI is incapable of infidelity, pettiness, and cocaine use.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 24/07/2026
New, by me: The Justice Department is prosecuting an American for allegedly providing U.S. border agents with a "duress" passcode that wiped the contents of his phone when they entered it. We've confirmed the phone was running GrapheneOS. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260724...
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US accuses American of allegedly wiping his phone using a 'duress' password during border search | TechCrunch
A U.S. citizen has asked a court to throw out the government's claim that he gave over a passcode to border authorities that wiped his phone's data, opening up fresh questions about a person's constit...
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 24/07/2026
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Guy Segal @guysegal.com · 23/07/2026
Your seasonal reminder that DHH is still a xenophobic white supremacist, and all-around garbage human.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 24/07/2026
🧐 *AI STARTUP MIDJOURNEY BUYS ASTROLOGY APP CO-STAR; NO TERMS
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
when the cdc didn't care and the federal government attacked them, remember that taco bell stood with the people
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My personal theory is that these people believe in this AGI religion because they themselves are two dimensional beings devoid of any depth of thought or understanding. They worship an Nvidia gpu because they are as substantial as a paper napkin.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/07/2026
back when i worked at petco i would always say "goodbye [dog name]!" in a sweet voice and one day i did this for a big biker lookin guy walking away with his pomeranian and he turned around and walked back very serious and stopped and (gently) grabbed that dogs paw and made her wave goodbye to me
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding
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