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@bagmangood.bsky.social
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Cynicism as a Service (65+% uptime, I like to sleep). My opinions belong to your employer, unless you work for my employer. In that case they are yours now (sorry). He/Him

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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 13h
"Don't Leave Home" (Dido) is about drug addiction not romance, so is a good option
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 15/10/2026
one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
prefer analogue CDs, the sound is much warmer
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
got Novavax this year, which only fucked me up for a day (instead of several)
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"alternate viewpoints" is undefeated as a dogwhistle
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kimberly Guilfoyle's blatant corruption raises new questions about Gavin Newsom's judgment.
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"cynicism is the last refuge of an optimist" has hit a little harder the last few years than I've liked
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i am sure one manager will pop in to explain that they would say "yes to testing" etc, but to be clear i mean "managers do not accept anything above their own minimum best practice due to a culture of conservative decision making and pressure to deliver without delay" it's systematic bub
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/10/2026
If you have ever read a book to a baby, you will realize it's not a linear experience. The baby wants to turn pages backward, wants to ask questions (if they're old enough), wants to examine the pages and get really excited if they can say "bear!" even if the word "bear!" is not on the page.
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kaui apparently has this too: kauaihumane.org/service/fiel...
kauaihumane.org
Field Trips for Shelter Dogs - Kaua’i Humane Society
Schedule your field trips with shelter pups here. Take a shelter dog out for the day and go on a hike or relax at the beach!
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10/10 prank by the ghostwriter
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A wild figure from the Kansas Senate campaign. In the last FEC reported donation cycle, Roger Marshall took contributions from 77 donors within the state of Kansas. Adam Hamilton took 3,000
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
seems relevant in the age of LLMs: bsky.app/profile/deni...
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*their bat blanket
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you have to mark the device as speakers or something (used to get this myself)
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I identify primarily as a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Love it, guys!" - Ed from the UK sent us this pic of him wearing our genocide definition tee >>> waterfordwhispers.shop/collections/…
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, it's one of those crosses the line twice type things that go so far, it becomes funny instead of offensive. Yeah, we killed thousands of people, caused an energy crisis, and destabilized an entire region. But do you really want your kid to have a stuffed shark and programmer socks?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
don’t talk shit about that guy because he’s self-taught and didn’t go to grad school. talk shit about that guy because he’s a eugenicist who likes Harry Potter and wears a fedora
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tactical error on their part
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
i have had multiple "oh you haven't heard about cumming in the fluffer?" conversations in the past few weeks which is not great for myself or for others
the xkcd average familiarity comic of two people talking, edited to read: "ai doomsday religions are second nature to us very online folk, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows about the harry potter sex cult and one or two aella cognitohazards" "and sankeys, of course" "of course" captioned below "even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aella is the Olivia Nuzzi of TPOT rationalists in that if you understand this you should go climb a very tall mountain and bury your phone at its peak
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is stolen valor from SF, what is this doing in NYC?!
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fooooooooooooood
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
foooooood (and yeah that makes sense)
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
are you giving love a bad name?
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 12/09/2026
Well well well
techradar.com

Meta asks some workers to become managers

The tech giant is offering voluntary leadership roles to employees in its artificial intelligence division. The move partially reverses a recent push to eliminate middle management and create flatter teams.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why does this have the vibes of every american visiting China 😭
a YouTube video where the subtitle includes "our government is lying to us about Canada"
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I'm Not the One Who Walked Away from Omelas--So Why Am I the One Who's Politically Homeless?" by some newspaper opinion-section (sorry) shitlib.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI chatbots have democratized billionaire brain worms by allowing everyone—not just the very rich—to experience total insanity-inducing sycophancy
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LSD or Marin?
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Awesome Bobby @awesomebobby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Equal Earth projection is nice. But the UN rejected an alternative proposal from the New Zealand delegation, the Middle-earth projection:
A map projection centered on New Zealand. It's Middle-earth, get it?
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/09/2026
Anyway solution for 1Password problem is straightforward - Patch ChiPass (no-AI fork of KeePassXC) to support VaultWarden syncing protocol - Develop a socioeconomic system capable of supporting a team of 3-5 people to do ongoing security response, UI design and mobile development without ruining it
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BREAKING: sucks to have stuff renamed by white people, doesn’t it?
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bagmangood.bsky.social @bagmangood.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
Alt: Sterling Archer (cartoon character): Hey! Phrasing!
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTA 6 looking awesome, cool merch too gameworkers.square.site/s/order?cs=t...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember, it's always morally correct to lie to get a vaccine
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