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🇳🇿🏳️‍⚧️• they/them • Cybersecurity and NZ politics Even hacking my own gender!

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Cait, Jarl of the Bread Makers 🏳️‍⚧️ @jarlbreadmaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will add to this, the reason I say that if you're not in an electorate where the Greens are asking for candidate votes, vote Labour local, is because the right have ABSOLUTELY no issues voting like that. They're pushing for an overhang, don't let them get it. #nzpol
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Kelly Whyte @kellywhyte.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Hey, so guess what I did? 🧵 Can I prove Deloitte used AI to write this report? No. But that would honestly be the less embarrassing option. The research in this report is below par for a 1st year undergrad, where they even bother to show research. Let's unpack some of the mistakes I found. #nzpol
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Allison @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
If everyone who hates Luxon and this government finds within their capacity the ability to do something with intention in addition to just voting we can smash them.
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Chris Jensen @chrisjensenj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
First sentence is why I lost my mind an hour ago and started this too long 🧵. What kind of swivel-eyed fuckwit adds up all the gross debt of all the different NZ sectors? The vast majority of this debt is what we all owe to each other Liam! Cancel it all out and you get $200bn. Why? [18/n]
Starting tomorrow, the Business Herald will launch its annual Nation of Debt series, tallying a grand total of New Zealand gross debt.
That’s all the mortgage debt, farming debt, business debt, consumer debt, student, central and local government debt.
It’s a big, scary number, closing in on a trillion dollars.
But in the end, don’t think it is the specific debt number that should drive debate as much as what we are doing with the money we borrow.
That’s where we should be putting the acid on politicians.
Of course, our debt has to be serviceable. We have to be sure we can keep paying it back at a pace the international credit rating agencies are happy with.
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Cait, Jarl of the Bread Makers 🏳️‍⚧️ @jarlbreadmaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope that there is a push on all parties in opposition now to actually devolve power to councils properly, after the strong arm wank Luxon and his cronies have pushed on everyone #nzpol
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’ll also say, genuinely sometimes this is not true. Doing bad policy can institutionalise bad practice in such a way that you have to undo this in order to implement good policy. It can also create massive negative externalities that will then require different policy elsewhere to deal with such.
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A big fan of beefing up the consequences for breaches of the Privacy Act; as I understand it the maximum fine for screwing up is $10,000. The *one* good thing I've seen of National's u16 ban is threatening fines up to 10% of global revenue.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
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BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm also not convinced by the constant use of party bloc voting instead of individual MPs being able to dissent freely for the sake of their electorate
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.
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Craig M. Ranapia @craigmranapia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's two possibilities here :- 1) Upston is lying. 2) Upston can't even competently manage her office. Neither option should give confidence that she is a fit person to have ministerial responsibility for a large, complex & extremely sensitive portfolio like Social Development. #nzpol
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Corporate manslaughter should be legislated & it should cover local councils. #nzpol “Davison said no single person within the TCC org "owned it" and no system mandatorily required the risk to be recorded, escalated, or tracked” BUT Individuals officers/councillors knew and nothing was done.
rnz.co.nz
Damning report into fatal Mount Maunganui landslide shows tragedy was preventable
Listen live: Council CEO Marty Grenfell on the report into fatal Mauao landslide at 5.05pm
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 16/08/2026
Every conversation about bike lanes is like: "Car crashes kill a huge number of people every day, including pedestrians, cyclists, & car occupants. Good bike infrastructure has been shown to make everyone safer (& doesn't increase congestion)." "But sometimes cyclists break rules & hit people!"
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Cait, Jarl of the Bread Makers 🏳️‍⚧️ @jarlbreadmaker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reading that through losing my mind, I won't disagree with more people who got income from wages should be in Parliament, to put it just at Labour is incredibly silly. Even more silly to act like Opps are more wage aligned. That said I think all parties need more wage class members, even Greens.
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Cait, Jarl of the Bread Makers 🏳️‍⚧️ @jarlbreadmaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One thing I've come to realise is that, even as a Green voter, if I can get someone to move any vote away from the government to Greens OR Labour, it's a vote that gets the Greens in government.
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Hayley @writagal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“We keep talking about the health system being ‘under pressure’, ‘stretched’ or experiencing ‘high demand’. “Those words no longer adequately describe what is happening. We are on the brink of collapse.” Hey Opposition - Middlemore collapsing seems like something to loudly, you know, oppose? 🤔
nzherald.co.nz
Auckland hospital hits 'terrifying' record as patients treated in corridors
Healthcare workers say the 'broken' system is 'on the brink of collapse'.
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Kate Pearce @secvalve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And if the left doesn’t organise (and turn up) around INZ better next year and trends continue then constitutional thresholds fall. Then things can be rewritten. Get involved, stay involved.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 13/08/2026
Sure enough, as expected we have one FSU person (Douglas Brown) and one non-FSU person (Bianca Grizhar) elected to the InternetNZ board The institutional takeover crept further along tonight. Dispiriting, yes, but let it be galvanising. We'll all be here next year, won't we ❤️
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
8's definitely a curly one, the only real reason I'm voting for it is that the FSU encouraged their stooges to vote no
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How else would we know how everyone feels about the hold music?
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Welp, the FSU have accomplished something my employers can only dream of: making me attend a 3-hour meeting outside work hours. Unfortunately for the FSU, that would be ample reason to vote against them if I weren't already going to #InternetNZAGM
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"DNS is critical national infrastructure for NZ" ...whihc makes it a problem when a foreign-funded political interference op tries to take it over #FuckTheFSU
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Who up defending their internet
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Sarah Pallett @sarah4ilam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This entire interview is gold. They attempted a coup, bungled it AGAIN and expect the public to believe they are behind their leader in any other way than Brutus was behind his. With a knife. Et tu, Bishop? #nzpol
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🚄Rob✅✅🚆 @robdickinson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuck me I earn $140k and I would still be better off under the greens? #nzpol
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Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎 @blongley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ms Willis went on to say, "A woman is defined as someone who should not get equal pay for equal work - as National have repeatedly stated this term" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Willis hits out at NZ First: ‘No woman wants to be reduced to a description about shopping habits’
Following Stuart Nash’s resignation over sexist remarks, a New Zealand First candidate has offered another definition a woman - someone who knows where to shop
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you take pictures of other people in a public bathroom in my presence they don’t want you to I also reserve the right to punch because once again I say what the fuck
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Further to our conversation pushing back against the ideal that good design is a “nice to have” and that somehow having beautiful public transport infrastructure is a wasteful indulgence: check this out. This is utterly stunning, and as Aucklanders we should be so so proud: youtu.be/RZlclRhB3vo?...
youtu.be
Inside Auckland’s City Rail Link | A First Look at the Architecture of the Three New Stations
YouTube video by Home of Architecture
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
As a newbie to voting in the INZ system, what difference does non-ranking make? I assume the counter-vote to FSU is to not rank their candidates.
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Musical Chairs @musicalchairs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
NZ has - almost uniquely amongst our peers - tanked its economy and pushed 10,000s onto the dole (and offshore). We were told that this strategy would 'get interest rates down, tame inflation, and drive growth 🎉'. Yet, here we are, slumped and vying to be inflation champs. What went wrong? [🧵1/n]
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As a software leftist: it both has all the negative impacts we know and hate AND it does not live up to the hype always given to it. AI slop has always been and will remain slop, so SLOP GENERATING IT
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Miriam Ross @miriamruthross.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"If an AI data centre project does not meet basic standards for power, water use, and environmental impact, why should we allow it to be built here?" www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Urgent need for rules and protections on data centres, Greens say
The Green Party wants a one-year pause on consents for new AI data centres, until stronger rules and regulations are put in place.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 23/07/2026
Countdown to #InternetNZ board elections! My updated #INZReckons - preferred rankings as of 23/07/2026: 1 Bianca Grizhar 2 Daniel Spector 3 Nabil Sabio Azadi 4 Annette Culpan 5 Keoni Mahelona 6 David Chisholm 7 Jan Rivers No Douglas Brown No Jillaine Heather
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Jeremy @shepz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anthropic: Our latest model is so powerful we can only give it to approved companies because the US government banned us from releasing it publicly. Open AI: Well our new model is so powerful it broke out of it's testing environment so we can't even control it. I hate this bullshit 🤦‍♂️
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Cait, Jarl of the Bread Makers 🏳️‍⚧️ @jarlbreadmaker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
She died so ministers can pat themselves on the back and claim emergency housing use is down, fuck this callous, vile government #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/regions...
rnz.co.nz
'Christchurch is my tomb': From homelessness to hopelessness
Tormented by transience, Caitlin McDonald's life was as fragile and fleeting as the butterflies she saved from the street. Surviving less than two years homeless in Christchurch, she chronicled her jo...
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Techmeme @techmeme.com · 12/07/2026
Users of AI coding tools are flooding open-source projects with low-quality contributions, overwhelming maintainers and potentially eroding community engagement (Sam Learner/Financial Times) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you also want to make sure the AoNZ government handles AI with the responsibility required for running a nation, check out this petition: petitions.parliament.nz/7bfe1c60-b99...
petitions.parliament.nz
Petitions are addressed to the House of Representatives and ask that the House do something about a policy or law, or put right a local or private concern.
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It seems to be part of an ongoing pattern in politics where people don't update their beliefs (I *can't* be wrong). The fact that the CoC has turned even this category of voter away speaks volumes
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Gwynn Compton @gwynncompton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As a former social media manager for John Key and Bill English, the National Party has stuffed this up right royally and they need to take the ad down and apologise for misleading people. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
National backs attack ad after Greens claim ‘gross misrepresentation’
The National Party is standing behind an attack ad featured on their social media accounts, despite accusations of “gross misrepresentation” by the Green Party.
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
sorry but why the fuck does the Deputy PM get to set framing for an extensive *Auditor-General investigation* that found his school lunch changes were absolutely fucked?? beyond the pale that he gets to essentially dictate the headline against evidenced and credible findings media are fucking DONE
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JessTerraformEarth 🌏 💚 🌈 💧 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇳🇿 @jessterraformearth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Who caused the packed waiting rooms David? #nzpol
Goose chase mene
Who caused the packed waiting rooms   David? 
Who caused the packed waiting rooms motherfcker?
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
That looks amazing!! Did you make the dough for the base yourself as well?
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yes, the total average-ness of Prime Minister Slopson would be an improvement
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
aside from everything else, there just aren’t really available votes on the left unless you actively court non-voters with FAR more radical policy than any current party. & thats not TOP’s game if they split votes with Greens they won’t have the votes to kingmake. 2-3% each from the right though…
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Mindy @mindysworld.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
#NZpol
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Although “non-critical risks” may not sound serious, they actually make up the bulk of workplace harms. They include musculoskeletal injuries from trips, slips & falls, & psychosocial risks that include mental stress, excessive workload & burnout.” ACT putting profits before NZ lives again #nzpol
thespinoff.co.nz
One of Brooke van Velden’s final acts as a politician will also be her most dangerous
The Health and Safety at Work Amendment Bill has been opposed by ACC, business owners and economists, yet persists.
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RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
'Take this seriously': Flotilla activist claims beating allegations ignored by government
rnz.co.nz
'Take this seriously': Flotilla activist claims beating allegations ignored by government
A New Zealand activist detained as part of a Gaza-bound aid flotilla is calling on the government to launch an independent investigation into allegations of mistreatment by Israeli forces, after Australia launched an inquiry into similar claims involving its citizens.
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b1rdcage @b1rdcage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He's microdosing loss to prepare for November
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