iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

imagine a divorce so bad it turns you into mickey rourke

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Eric Bienemy is back so he and Andy are watching film from 1911 again

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

interception on the 5th play of the season 🙂🙂🙂🙂

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

i believe in Saving Western Civilization (expropriating elon musk’s assets and chucking him down an oubliette for his crimes against humanity)

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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It’s literally not possible to have a functioning society, anywhere on earth, where this piece of shit is not imprisoned for life and stripped of all his assets.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 02/07/2026

"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006

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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

"Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses." One star out of five.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The difference between Russia/Qatar and the USA is Russia/Qatar used the World Cup to hide their human rights abuses, and the USA are using it to flaunt them

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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Tonight We Are All Bing Bong

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

tonight, like every night, would be a good time for it to happen.

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Mike Vorkunov @mikevorkunov.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Donald Trump was shown on the MSG jumbotron during the national anthem and booed heavily

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/05/2026

If any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Everything wrong with the party in one interview.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

As soon as like eight of them said their favorite song about America was courtesy of the red white and blue I knew we weren’t winning shit

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

We need more of these. I will be doing a private lecture at the Golden Corral in the parking lot of the old North DeKalb Mall on the church of mechagodzilla this week. The metal lizard’s vengeance: Our species’ redemption!

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

apropos of hollywood’s big day

PLAYBOY: Have you ever gone to the Academy ceremonies?

PACINO: I was at the Oscars once, for Serpico. That was the second time I was nominated. I was sitting in the third or fourth row with Diane Keaton. Jeff Bridges was there with his girl. No one expected me to come. I was a little high. Somebody had done something to my hair, blew it or something, and I looked like I had a bird's nest on my head, a real mess. I sat there and tried to look indifferent because I was so nervous. Any time I'm nervous, I try to put on an indifferent or a cold look. At one point, I turned to Jeff Bridges and said, "Hey, looks like there won't be time to get to the Best Actor awards." He gave me a stange look. He said, "Oh, really?" I said, "It's over, the hour is up." He said, "It's three hours long." I thought it was an hour TV show, can you imagine that? And I had to pee—bad. So I popped a valium. Actually, I was eating valium like they were candy. Chewed on them. Finally came the Best Actor. Can you imagine the shape I was in? I couldn't have made it to the stage. I was praying,
"Please don't let it be me. Please." And I hear..."Jack Lemmon." I was just so happy I didn't have to get up, because I never would have made it.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Cal Raleigh:

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

oh man this has potential

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

these guys are gonna pop back up when a dem is president and like nothing happened opine that some policy or other is "bad for the economy." they must be mercilessly struck about the snout with rolled up newspapers and ordered to lie down.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

“Assume X” how bout you assume deez nutz

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

We’ve hit the point in high school math where the boy needs help and I’m like

I can’t beat it I’m sorry scene from Manchester By The Sea

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Stop analysing how a pigeon plays chess. Stop it now.

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

WAPO: The President keeps talking about cancelling all elections, but what does he mean?

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I think Adam Silver did the right thing, a valuable institution like Magic City shouldn’t have to deal with the cultural baggage of the Hawks

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Katherine Clark @whipkclark.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society. And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.

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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

An ad on the side of a truck advertising “man cereal,” with the slogan CEREAL GOT ITS BALLS BACK

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I blocked someone last night for saying I needed to add context to Alt text my solemn promise to my followers is I will never explain or provide context to a goddamn thing

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Tolkien only mentions this in the appendices but the Elves left for the Undying Lands because they owed everyone a lot of money

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

For fifty million I would do this and shoot myself with a harpoon

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

every day this website shows me a new glorious way to die

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Founders and fellow LinkedIn posters, when we talk about creating value, this is what we mean

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/02/2026

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/02/2026

Like a quarter of *current* evangelicals already vote blue. Why not more? All things shift all the time, and many evangelicals become other kinds of Christians. Most Christians aren't evangelicals anyway. (What does "evangelical" mean? Nobody knows.) Also have you heard of the civil rights movement

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