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Monkey Census Taker

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I run, play guitar and write software in rural-ish Massachusetts.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like someone threw a pot of boiling water at Fred Astaire
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fine, be mad at the ordinary people who thought like this, but also please: the people who deserve the most rage are 1, the Dems who were running ads that were just as awful as the R ones, and 2, the journalists and substackers who STILL are saying this is what Dems need to do to win.
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Josh Barnes @jgraydonbarnes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Dems prevail, they’re going to need to emulate the Mamdani playbook and get shit done for working peoples. Or the revolution will be short-lived.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
News that @susanrinkunas.com @garnethenderson.com have been writing about for weeks and months at @autonomynews.co: The Trump regime is holding fire against abortion rights (pills) until the elections are over. They are coming (again get to know #Comstock)
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So. Much. Economic Anxiety.
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Monkey Census Taker @automationbias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes, famously politically and economically stable Argentina
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a huge shift. The data is so clear even Third Way is on board. Strength and clarity beat “heterodox” mumbling and weakness every time. Hopefully next time we have this debate Dems can skip over the years of running ads that help Rs.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton: The only thing that really saves us is that the Supreme Court came along and allowed Super PACs. Otherwise... I would be sitting here and never have a chance...
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Miles Taylor @milestaylor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun fact: the U.S. House can sue a sitting president with a simple majority vote. If the Democrats retake the chamber, they should do more than just "investigate" Trump's corruption. They should sue him in federal court for the illegal ballroom, Qatari jet, and more.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump's promise to send $5,000 checks to every adult if the Republicans win the midterms has backfired horrifically. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-09-27...
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Only 13% of voters buy Trump’s promise to send $5k checks if GOP wins midterms
This is why a midterm convention is a dumb idea, part one. Plus how Democrats should deal with low trust in government in 2027-28. Your weekly political data roundup for September 27, 2026.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the NYT has given any coverage to the frat gang rape scandal at Cornell. Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Monkey Census Taker @automationbias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not unreasonable to wonder if Collins was expected to confirm nominees in exchange for dropping the DOJ probe.
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Monkey Census Taker @automationbias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This season's writing is so sloppy.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 25/09/2026
tucker carlson is a foppish frozen TV dinner empire heir, a virulent bigot, and a grotesque opportunist/propagandist. it's embarrassing that NPR editors think he needs more attention for his phony-ass pivot away from a nightmare he helped build
NPR headline for tucker carlson interview: "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else."
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Jason Linkins @dceiver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lord, please let Troy Jackson survive his close proximity to The Consultants nymag.com/intelligence...
Another source familiar with the campaign said, “I don’t even think it’s disdain for Maine so much as it’s just disdain for, more generally, people. They want to run this campaign through numbers and spreadsheets. And wherever a campaign is connecting with people or doing anything quirky or unique, they’re like, ‘This is bad and weird.’”
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NatuByNature @anodyneaerodyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Years ago people told me I was paying too much attention to some edgelord racist blogger who called himself "Mencius Moldbug". He is now cited by the Vice President of the most powerful country in the world as one of said VP's "favorite thinkers"
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Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler.com · 24/09/2026
Via @jimdefede.bsky.social on X: "So I was just watching Fox News and this commercial played during Jesse Watters show. It says “Paid for by the US Government.” This is clearly a campaign ad. And the singers are just singing over and over again, “Love me” - over images of Trump."
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
HOLY SHIT - Tapper plays Johnson footage of GOP candidate Brandon Herrera describing moms as "cum trophies," mentions he called Nazi machine guns "the original ghetto blasters," & asks Johnson how he can support him. Mike says "he has run a very effective campaign ... that was his persona online"
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air budd dwyer @dumbguyposting.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey I’m wondering if maybe this guy resigned because he was way out of his depth.
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can tell we're a country of idiots by how easily we're convinced to debate the 1% of trans people who want the right to live their lives authentically and safely and don't negatively impact our lives instead of the billionaires who spend every day making our lives genuinely tangibly worse.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just have to wonder how often this specific thing was coming up that it necessitated a formal rule change? What percentage of applicants does this change impact?
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Mara Dolan @maradolan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
31,500 students could earn a four-year degree for the $2 billion MAGA Mike Minogue is going to spend on his ill-advised gubernatorial campaign. #mapoli www.bostonherald.com/2026/09/06/g...
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GOP’s Mike Minogue to spend up to $2 billion on campaign to unseat Gov. Healey
GOP gubernatorial candidate Mike Minogue plans to spend up to $2 billion on his campaign to unseat Democrat incumbent Gov. Maura Healey in the general election, files obtained by the Herald show.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The first sentence of this piece says it all: "After Indiana’s near-total abortion ban, a new study shows emergency room doctors are less likely to treat pregnant women who are bleeding." www.jconline.com/story/news/l...
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Indiana’s abortion ban has a ‘chilling effect’ on ER pregnancy care
A study found ER doctors are more hesitant to care for pregnant patients who are bleeding.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pete Hegseth makes George McClellan look like George Patton: "With Driscoll’s departure, the Army will lack any Senate-confirmed civilian or military leaders." www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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Exclusive | Army Secretary Resigns After Months of Friction With Hegseth
Dan Driscoll had a close relationship with ousted Army chief of staff.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And, of course, in an anti-semitism red line discussion, it's as if the "stiff armed salute" and subsequent platforming of Nazis never happened.
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Becca's Mullet is Sending Postcards to Voters @beccasmullet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, Osita is confused here. With a Democratic Senate, Dems can block judicial and Federal nominees of all stripes and varieties, from The Supreme Court to local judges and heads of the Departments, like Interior, HHS, or Justice. We can literally block them until Trump comes up with somebody better.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As @brandyjensen.bsky.social once wrote, "Too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous." I can work with annoying. I don't have to like them. I can't work with fascists. Democrats should have a laser focus on fascists.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A digital illustration of The Shogun of Harlem from the movie The Last Dragon.  He’s a black guy with voluminous curly hair the top of which is tied up in a top knot. He’s wearing a red kung fu outfit as he’s making big claw hands toward the viewer and a bug-eyed angry expression. His hands are surrounded by a red glow lighting them up yellow in the edges and his hair and boat are also lit up red. Rising up out of this glow around his head and hands are red and yellow glowing letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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The Cook Political Report @cookpolitical.com · 20/08/2026
🚨 Cook Political Report is shifting 4 key statewide race ratings: #TXSEN: Lean R → Toss Up
 #IASEN: Lean R → Toss Up #TXGOV: Solid R → Likely R #IAGOV: Toss Up → Lean D Read our latest: www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/gov...
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Texas and Iowa Senate Races Move to Toss Up; Races for Governor Also Move in Democrats’ Direction
The battle for the Senate is about to intensify ahead of the traditional Labor Day starting gun. Republicans still retain a structural advantage given the partisan challenges of the map, and Democrats still need almost every key race to break their way. But as we recently wrote, in a wave election akin to 2006, even states that President Donald Trump won by double digits could move within Democrats’ reach.
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Reuters @reuters.com · 19/08/2026
Former Meta engineer resumes testimony in landmark trial over social media's harm to young users reut.rs/4gFTxI4
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Former Meta engineer resumes testimony in landmark trial over social media's harm to young users
A former Facebook engineering director and ​vocal critic of Meta Platforms who has accused the company of ignoring internal research on the harm its platforms ‌can cause children and teens will continue his testimony on Wednesday in a trial that could remake Instagram and Facebook.
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Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This picture says a thousand words. Democratic Party fundraising is primarily funding itself, rather the consultants they hire, to the tune of 50 - 65% of what's raised is going to more money-seeking activity. This is shocking enough, but wait til you hear who the money is coming from. 👨‍🦳👵
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Sam Ulmschneider @samulmschneider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Normally I just appreciatively read @jamellebouie.net 's columns-sharable video content just isn't my bag. But this is a very, very, very trenchant piece of commentary that captures a lot of how I increasingly understand the disjunction between the commentary environment and on-the-ground politics.
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The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah … they literally did the exact thing I was talking about … [1/2]
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 08/08/2026
President Trump wants to soften one of the strongest legal protections American workers have: the right to hold an employer accountable when retirement savings are mishandled. Here's what you need to know: propub.li/4g078bJ
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
if the moderate wing of the Dem party would spend even half of the energy they are spending fighting the DSA on fighting Trump they wouldn't be losing so many primaries to the DSA
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