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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 6h
Imagine if we simply left murders by students on college campuses to be punished by colleges, using only the internal punishments they are able to inflict. We would find it insane and intolerable. Rape isn't that far off in terms of severity. Why are we putting utterly unsuited orgs in charge?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 6h
I finished my Eureka rewatch and now I’m rewatching Warehouse 13 and if I became a billionaire I would fund a streaming service that produces scifi/fantasy shows that are 16 to 23 eps of silly fun, none of which are blockbuster high budget dramas and all of which have a guaranteed 4 season minimum.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 9h
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
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Magnolia Keep @magnoliakeep.itch.io · 16h
In a D&D game I ran years ago, my friend Emily made a green Tiefling named Scarlet. Her mom was colorblind.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11h
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12h
2026-2026
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h
“Hi honey im gonna make up a story where you’re the punchline as a nagging wife we cool?”
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 11h
67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko - Rosetta - From Aster Cowart (terrasabaea.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/RmwyuY
Rosetta OSIRIS-Wide Angle Camera view of Comet 67P taken during a far excursion on April 11, 2015. When this image was taken, Rosetta was located about 140 km from the comet's center, at a 90 degree phase angle, allowing the spacecraft to observe a half-lit comet. 

The day side of the comet experiences intense outgassing activity, forming the bright jets of gas and dust that face sunward. The material in these jets eventually spreads out into a diffuse cloud called the coma. The presence of the coma allowed  Rosetta to observe the comet's shadow.

This image uses HDR to bring out details of the comet's jets without overexposing the comet's surface. The jets are much fainter than the comet's surface, and are barely visible in a properly exposed image. 

Image Credit: ESA / Rosetta / MPS for OSIRIS Team (MPS / UPD / LAM / IAA / SSO / INTA / UPM / DASP / IDA) / Justin Cowart
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christa lee @ohpoorpup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the best part of Control Resonant is landing a Ninja Gaiden II "Obliteration Technique" (the thing where a staggered enemy can be killed by pressing L3 with a cool anim) and The Board's guttural mumbling booms through my Sennheiser HD650s through a Schiit Hel 2 and I go "FUCK YEAH" every damn time
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
I’m actually gonna pop this one out of the thread and tag her because @nigella.bsky.social this was really a beautiful moment! Thank you for saying it!
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 29/09/2026
how many years away are we from "US Representative says "bruh" on the mic in response to a bad move in a committee hearing"? How far from a US Senator doing it?
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The tweet that immediately came to mind:
We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
9.8K Retweets
32.7K Likes
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know what's messed up is this is like the fourth time in twenty years I've read this exact headline
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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SpaceTessContinuum @eigenvalue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are rapidly entering into an era where the old joke "Everything is open source if you can read assembly" is not a joke.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 29/09/2026
A reminder that America cannot have a multiracial, multicultural democracy if the United States Supreme Court is allowed to continue to exist in its current form
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trial and error would be great names for twins
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wore this tshirt yesterday and someone tried to explain it to me
Star Wars number one fan. Image of the enterprise from Star Trek 
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com
Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Ross Payton @rosspayton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're getting ready to launch the Kickstarter for Ludonarrative Dissidents season 4 on October 13. We have a high level reward for backers to make us run an online game for them. Why not make us try to run an unplayable game like Continuum? www.patreon.com/RPPR/posts/l...
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Jarory de Jesus @jrawry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mamdani don't miss.
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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 28/09/2026
HEY IM BAWKIN HERE
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s so funny that people were like “OMG a 2PM Oval Office announcement, is Trump going to end the war in Iran or invade Cuba?!?!” and it turns out, no, he’s just going to rant about how good the economy is + how elections are rigged and then fall asleep
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Stephen Gutowski @stephengutowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird. Why didn't they build it next to the Wisconsin Foxconn factory Trump announced back in 2017?
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's no real point in arguing with his mouth noises, particularly not when preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is *noteworthy* nonsense. If the revenue were real (it's not), then it would be revenue *of the United States government,* equally available to a Democratic Congress to spend.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s entirely possible to design a curated world where you never encounter Yifftown.jpg: You don’t have a Disney Prime account, you never pause Zootopia at the right moment, you don’t imagine what Judy Hopps smells like. Perhaps there's a deeper reason: Your friends were too embarrassed to repost.
Nick Wilde taking a deep whiff of Judy Hopps' rabbit stew
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is no universe where this is defensible. This is destruction on a nuclear bomb scale.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IT'S ERIKA ISHII O'CLOCK, EVERYBODY! 🎉🚨🎉🚨🎉🚨 THANK YOU, BACKERS! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 And thank you, @erikaishii.bsky.social!!!! :D
Kickstarter funding at $613,561 (pledged of $400,000 goal)
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
I miss when government ads just told us not to litter.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 28/09/2026
pack it all up. we're done here.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
My 9 movies
POLICE ACADEMY
Police Academy
CITIZENS ON PATROL
POLICE ACADEMY 4
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
POLICE ACADEMY MISSION MOSCOW
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
My 9 Movies
The 9 Movies That Shaped Who I Am
POLICE ACADEMY 2
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
ROLICE ACADEMYS
ANTBEACH
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
WILD THINGS
Wild Things
#My9Movies
POLICE ACADEMY 3
BACK IN TRAINING
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
POLICE ACADENY E
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
SCHINDIARS LIST
Schindler's List
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 27/09/2026
There's still more to recover, and I'm working on it. But I've finally brought the Gaming Outpost back online, browsable and searchable. There's a ton of gaming history there, and it's a treat getting to see it again. gamingoutpost.com
gamingoutpost.com
The Gaming Outpost
Articles, reviews, and forums from the Gaming Outpost.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fact that this was *previously used as a campaign ad during the presidential campaign* removes any real defense as to its purpose. Its not a public service announcement. Its a campaign ad that has become state propaganda.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 28/09/2026
I've watched some NFL football today and have learned the following: A lot of money is spent convincing straight men they can get tested for cancer without anything being stuck up their ass.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤷🏼
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most realistic part of Aliens is that Weyland-Yutani goes out of their way to bring in an expert just to ignore her advice, resulting in disaster.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i read this as john waters and got excited for a second
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's a good way to visualize how the AI boom/bubble is propping up the economy? Ah, thanks.
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