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pTimothy

@fuckalabama.com
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A southerner like you’ve heretofore not seen. Enby Queer | Engineer | Competitive Baker | Bama | Bourbon | KCBS CBJ Formerly in DC/NoVA/Tampa Bae Newly Twin City Transplant No TERFs or SWERFs.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 5h
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated CAT-RELATED art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 3:30 pm EDT. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie meowing at the camera with her little pink, toothless mouth open looking like the cutest lil gremlin. The words art show are written in sloppy digital crayon above and below her face.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"Researchers have found that female dolphins have evolved clitorises to feel pleasure, which may explain why they have lots of lesbian sex."
advocate.com
Study: Dolphins Have Lots of Lesbian Sex Due to Evolved Clitorises
<p>"These are things that are critically important for us to understand evolutionarily. They may actually have something to teach us about our own sexuality."</p>
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 9h
Happy October 1st to @glitterburrito.bsky.social and only @glitterburrito.bsky.social
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chardi b @charizardlotte.bsky.social · 9h
if you’re feeling newly fired up about criminal punishment in America, boy howdy do I have a recommendation for you!!! eji.org/get-involved/
eji.org
Get Involved
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 9h
Lethal injection is not a medical procedure. Lethal injection is not “humane”. Lethal injection is a bad attempt at sanitizing and making acceptable the murder of an individual in the eyes of the public. That the states are allowed to use and keep secret the mystery slurries should be illegal.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another AI victory! Perfectly written copy!
Some dumb aſs recruitment ad. #Auburn
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CoachN @coachn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Superb piece, Imani. We need this hate grift exposed again-and-again.
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Autumnal Blanx, but Scary. @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rare to see someone finish 5th in a lawsuit, but here we are.
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pablo @morepablo.com · 28/09/2026
friends with a professional woman here who posted a close friends-only IG Story something like "why do so many of these events have a shibari showcase"
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 28/09/2026
"Atlantic City FC?" "No, Atlanta City FC." "Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they meant Atlantic City FC" "No, no, I'm serious, it's Atlanta City FC." Soccer naming is so weird. Consistent, but weird.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 28/09/2026
I've watched some NFL football today and have learned the following: A lot of money is spent convincing straight men they can get tested for cancer without anything being stuck up their ass.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
Bourbon Bros in a nutshell: Will spend $1000s on a bourbon collection with $200-$1000 bottles. Will put entire collection on the cheapest sagging-ass particle board shelving imaginable held together by hope and shelving tabs.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
USCw: Intentional targeting and send the QB to the hospital? 1 game suspension. USCe: Throw a punch after allowing a TD? Suspended indefinitely. A tale of two programs.
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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol same. I had never heard of thr song or the artist, and have no intention of hearing either. Gonna continue on my path of blissful ignorance.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
BOOM! Done.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
Love it when the check clears
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
Loving this fun game. Blowouts are fun.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
BOOM BABY LFG!!!!!!!
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
RIP PSU
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
HOLY COW! WHAT A CATCH!
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
DOINK
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 27/09/2026
IOWA!!!!!!!!!!!
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 26/09/2026
LOLe Miss is back, baby!
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 26/09/2026
I love seeing Tennessee have hope, only to see it ripped away at the last moment.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 26/09/2026
Putting on Iowa v Michigan because I'm a sicko
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 26/09/2026
EVERY-BAH-DAYYYYYY
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
The real UT. ut.edu (This is Jordan, so blame me if this made you angry or happy or ennui or whatever.)
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 26/09/2026
Damn. Having a rough brain morning so I decided to watch one of my favorite zone out reality shows. Yeah someone died on it this episode. *sigh* Well that was a poor decision.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 25/09/2026
AC/DC HAS BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK ⚡️
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 25/09/2026
@gurtsherm.bsky.social 👀
Underpass graffiti: GURT
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day to all who are celebrating.
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Kara @karawrite

“On behalf of, I dunno, EVERY FAT KID IN the USA, l'ma go ahead and call BS on the whole bullying creates mass shooters narrative. LGBTQ kids, kids of color, disabled kids, poor kids, girl kids are bullied. Who's doing the shooting?
White boys whose parents don't secure their guns”
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 23/09/2026
If you’d like to help me, I’m constantly driving around Baltimore for work and see cats everywhere. I like to stop and help any that I come across. Always looking for more supplies to make actual rescuing to shelters or TNR possible.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 23/09/2026
Which should I put higher on the list? Winnipeg or Thunder Bay?
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 23/09/2026
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Any chance yall will cover The Future of Good?
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've already made apple cider
Cartoon: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It shows Humpty the Egg, in his beanie and sweater, strolling through the autumnal woods, carving a pumpkin, reading a book by the fire with his cat, and picking apples. 
 by WholesomeNsuchArt.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 22/09/2026
Turn around, bright eyes
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
imagine being a grown adult highly-paid professional, going to a party where you see an unaccompanied 13 year old in the midst of (presumably) various drug/alcohol/sexual activities, and NOT immediately 1. leaving so fast you leave a cloud of dust behind you and 2. notifying authorities.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 22/09/2026
Now that I live in MN, I need the Alabama Frozen Tide to release jerseys online.
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my professional opinion, the Protect College Sports Act is bad, actually, and I hope it doesn't pass. www.extrapointsmb.com/p/the-protec...
extrapointsmb.com
The Protect College Sports Act is a bad bill, and I hope it doesn't become law
In my professional judgement, this legislation will not do the things its advocates say it will.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
waking up as an elder millennial every single day in 2026
A screenshot from Aqua Teen Hunger Force of Master Shake leaning over Meatball and saying, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Must feel great being the woman journalist he called “piggy” knowing that your colleagues could have stood with you and done this but didn’t.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 20/09/2026
Are you prepared to tell your children about UMass receiving Top 25 votes?
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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @nicomaramckay.com · 20/09/2026
Trans rights are women's rights. Trans rights are men's rights. Trans rights are civil rights. Trans rights are human rights.
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Erica @erohealthcomms.com · 19/09/2026
The House of Representatives has worked 45 hours and 16 minutes in September. The Senate has worked 18 hours, 17 minutes, and 6 seconds. They would not qualify for SNAP or Medicaid based on their own imposed work requirements. And yet we continue to pay their $174K salary.
congress.gov
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 20/09/2026
Made apple butter from a friend's apples, so of course I had to make an apple stack cake to take to their cider pressing today. 🍽️
apple stack cake. alternating layers of thin spiced cakes and apple butter
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 20/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, LSU fan meltdown videos on tiktok
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 20/09/2026
There is no such thing as B1G after dark. Go to bed.
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pTimothy @fuckalabama.com · 20/09/2026
Trinidad thanking Kiffin for fighting for his final year of eligibility would be HILARIOUS in this interview.
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