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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 5h
*mentality
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 5h
This book sums up the mentalirt of the time pretty well en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Com...
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The Coming War with Japan - Wikipedia
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 17h
They're after me
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Risen Valstrax @arcion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Winged Beast who chases The Moon #AC8 #AceCombat
Rex, or the Wings of Theve, depicted as a long dragon with many feathered wings, five of which are colored red. He gazes up at a stylized moon adrift in the star-speckled night sky. Silhouettes of both the Lighthouse Space Elevator and the Tonitrus Spear Satellite are visible in the background. 

I chose a dragon for Rex because. Okay well honestly I just really love dragons. But because they’re often depicted as powerful and elegant mythological beings, who fit in well with Rex being an almost mythical figure in the story, who dances gracefully through the sky and canonically is just this unstoppable monster who tears through any opposition (also it let me put the Five Wings on one figure). 

But even for such a powerful creature, to fell the Moon itself is no easy task.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 18h
It was less "Japan is so advanced and cool" and more "Japan is taking over and scary"
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 18h
Nah, it's Americans in the 80s seeing Japan's economic and population growth and going "oh my god, this trend is going to continue forever and Japan is going to become world superpower and colonize the united states!" like this meme
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18h
like 70% of cyberpunk tropes were just americans going to japan in the 80s and being like "yeah that's the future"
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 18h
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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ToxicStarr [Commissions Open] @toxicstarr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vindicta Sniper. Soaring. One Shot Kill.
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
finding out people are using your old shitpost to mess with bots on tinder feels good to see
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As is foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah if this ends up being a "they poached their discoveries from a bunch of researchers' google drives" then that just means that the video is going to have like 10 parts
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to when I accidentally described Nier Automata word for word
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So all the stuff about advanced AI solving a bunch of math problems is either straight up a turning point for humanity, or is going to be subject of a fucking huge Bobby Broccoli video.
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
are you fucking kidding me
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What if OpenAl solves the Jewish problem
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unified field theory / quantum gravity
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thing is that the people coming in to power explicitly ran on opposing the solutions to this and will in fact have to implement a solution to this
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah but nobody would be alive to see it
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if the French libs are lettong the fascists win so they get caught holding the debt grenade
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 06/10/2026
just another day in beautiful Ebisugaoka #silenthill #silenthillf
A cartoony drawing of Hinako Shimizu, looking beat to shit but ready to kill you, readying a bloodied pipe in meat-and-flower-hell Ebisugaoka.
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that is the clockiest cis woman I've ever seen
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Jenezial 🜏 $6.66 ⛧ 25k 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jenezial.fans · 07/10/2026
Ok I'm looking kinda cute today, wanna bully me about it?! 😤💕
In a beanie hat, fringe over one eye and showing some cleavage
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 07/10/2026
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Though, if this is physical money and not just numbers in a ledger, you'd wipe out humanity by drowning it in money
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And even if you do cause inflation, assuming that people don't try to kill you for ruining the economy, you'd be fine, it'd be everyone else that's suffering. You could hypothetically redistribute wealth this way by giving a ton of money to the poor while the rich's wealth shrinks
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You see, since you're the only one with the doubling money, the money supply only increases as much as you spend your money, or as much as your bank loans out your money. So if you just don't keep your money in a bank, you probably can't spend enough as an individual to have an effect on the economy
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
we can press the Destroy The Value Of All Currency button, as a treat
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think they have, they just don't want to say out loud "we want to be annexed by the USA" because that's way harder of a sell. They want to put Alberta into a position that its only option is getting annexed by the USA. Which would make it really funny if the USA refused to annex them
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Alberta separatism is really funny bc people genuinely think that a landlocked oil country id actually going to be more prosperous (assuming that they aren't just American/Russian agents)
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tbh i think this is telling in that most of the separatists tend to be on the extreme Protestants, not Catholics
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bimbofication will allow me to escape the dharmic cycle
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emby 🦑 🍉 @mcsquiddies.serball.net · 22/06/2026
Beatrice doing the Saul Goodman pose in front of the Minnesota Pride flag (commission) #umineko
Beatrice from Umineko doing the Saul Goodman hand-to-heart pose in front of the Minnesota Pride flag

i literally described it in the caption why are you reading this
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me on day 201
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 06/10/2026
pulling up to the ritual with this
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
every day we get closer to god's light, as will be revealed to all in the form of the amphetamine vending machine ,
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the turks proudly engaging in locktober
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Baptiste Lerak @baptistelerak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a movement don't you know.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A fun detail: Poirot repeatedly describes the Macho Jesus his leetle grey cells dreamed up as like a “Mustang.” You might think this is merely weird and homoerotic, but it’s actually linked to a bit of misinformation evangelicals like to use to retcon Jesus as a high-T alpha male.
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🍒CHARUPOPU🔞 @charupopu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody say Spooky Month? 🎃 Drew up some GalStalkers Icons for funs! 🦇🐈🔪🧺🐝
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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Kat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
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❤️YOROZUMARU💙comms open @yorozu1217.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Urushitober05🐈‍⬛ #cat #catart #inktober
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just completed a Monster of The Week campaign and this is a decent summary (Dom is the one holding the knife)
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Clavicular manslaughter
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thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛ @thou-dog.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Found this on r/onejoke
Tumblr post by lemonsharks, a screen cap of a tweet by charlie 🐻 @chawleeknight that reads:
fae (xe/xyr): may i have your pronouns?
me (they/them): sure! they/them
fae (they/them): thanks :)
me ( / ): wait
dated 17 October 2019, 3,265 RT and 6,798 likes
lemonsharks captioned this, "This will never not be funny and also somewhere there a fairy making a killing as a pronoun broker." There are 30,884 notes.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This might be a chicken and egg thing, since some of these did slightly pre-exist their military popularizatio. The military just might be the most avid early adopter of practical clothing in the pre-modern era.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its kinda crazy how the vast majority of male fashon innovations in the past 500 years have come from the Military Frock coats, waistcoats, trench coats, boots, ties, bomber jackets, t-shirts, and aviator glasses to name a few
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