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Milwaukee some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass) assfart.69 on signal he/him

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Kyle @assf.art · 15h
I enjoy the "power on"/"power off" sounds that this cheap bodycam makes so much that I went through the trouble of extracting them (and the other sounds I found) from the device's firmware. PLEASE WATCH
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Kyle @assf.art · 7h
wow this was 8 years ago wtf, time to replay it I guess www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5fc...
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pontiff
YouTube video by forsalebypwner
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Kyle @assf.art · 7h
lol that's kinda how I cheesed Pontiff as well
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Kyle @assf.art · 15h
I enjoy the "power on"/"power off" sounds that this cheap bodycam makes so much that I went through the trouble of extracting them (and the other sounds I found) from the device's firmware. PLEASE WATCH
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Drastic Actions @drasticactions.dev · 29/09/2026
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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman taking a dab, knocking over the rig and shattering it, then yelling "FUCK! FUCK!" so loudly it makes the whole room nervous
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
[Model]: You're right! I missed some crucial steps in my calculation there. 1+1 actually equals 3, you were right to question my methods there. and then repeat from the `Are you sure` message as many times as you want until you get the answer you really are after anyways.
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
I've found interrogating any model to be a waste of time, every time. It'll basically always go something like: [User]: what is 1 plus 1? [Model]: Great question! 1+1=2 [User]: Are you sure? Could you check your work please?
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
YouTube algo undefeated
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
Gemini is very bad about this. I’ve even seen it hallucinate the causes of its hallucinations
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
here is the original by @preloading.dev github.com/Preloading/T...
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GitHub - Preloading/TwitterAPIBridge: An API converter to Twitter API v1 for old devices
An API converter to Twitter API v1 for old devices - Preloading/TwitterAPIBridge
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
Couldn't resist this, seeing other people's lists is very interesting
My 9 Games:

Counter-Strike: Source
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
Spin Rhythm XD
Peglin
Dark Souls III
Thumper
Pokemon Pinball
Mario Kart DS
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026
Time to check out @tangled.org I suppose! tangled.org/assf.art/Tri...
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assf.art/Trials-Rising-Steam-Deck-Patch
Bypasses EasyAntiCheat so that Trials: Rising works on Linux!
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026
I had just committed some very minor updates to my `Trials: Rising` EAC bypass could also be that I tried accessing the URL of a commit in a repo which is private and that I don't have access to, but that URL was on a software's public wiki page so 🤷
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026
That's pretty neat
Screenshot showing my GitHub account was suspended "due to a violation of our Terms of Service" (I do not violate their ToS)
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026
Oh hell yeah - I wanna see Concrete so bad
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
A Gulfstream G700 flying @ 45,000 feet from Phoenix, Arizona to Nice, France (captured in Milwaukee, WI)
https://www.flightradar24.com/2026-09-24/21:59/20x/QQE205/41d16ef2
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
Great Blue Heron wading in a pondsame heron, this time showing the moment it plunged its head into the water to snatch a fishsame heron with its freshly caught snack
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
got a little lazy but you get the gist
photoshopped pic of radcliffe holding an ice coffee in each hand
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Willow Fisher @mosss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me asf tbh
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"wow, everyone knew this already" is such a cynical, annoying and unfortunately extremely common response to tech news. assuming your privacy is being violated and proving that it is are two very different things, and the latter is the result of hard work and rigorous reporting
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Kyle @assf.art · 14/09/2026
w+GeaZ5dTOPX3HSJGUUjpBhY1XhpJMdPuuCykXIG =kPkr -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- (very annoying this doesn't fit in two posts)
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Kyle @assf.art · 14/09/2026
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Kyle @assf.art · 14/09/2026
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Kyle @assf.art · 14/09/2026
Having never seen either, should I watch The Wire or The Sopranos first? 1️⃣ The Wire 2️⃣ The Sopranos 3️⃣ Fuck You 📊 Show results
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Kyle @assf.art · 13/09/2026
In my sleep, I kicked over my bedside table, loudly knocking it and its contents on the floor. My brain compensated for this by having me dream that I kicked somebody in the head who was attacking me, allowing me to sleep through both the kick and the resulting noise #beastmode
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
the trans community’s demand is eminently reasonable: “democrats need to treat trans people as equal partners in their political coalition or trans people will not be partners at all.” so, democrats: do you want to win or not?
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
And therein lies why the left often spends more time criticizing democrats rather than republicans: because it seems like they really should know better! Including myself in this. It feels pointless to yell at the right, like my time would be better spent yelling at a brick wall
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
What's great is that this will never store files I can't replace, so I can be extremely YOLO and run a 5-disk stripe (RAID0) lol
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
>tfw you finally take the NAS out of storage and realize you don't care about any of the files on it
Screenshot of Proxmox UI showing `Storage 'qnap' on node `debian-macpro` with an eye-watering 30TB of total space with ~30GB currently used.
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
No? Don’t think so…
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
wait why is it Sandra saying "oh my gosh thank you so much" and the woman who won the amazing truck and $20,000 saying "you're so welcome" shouldn't it be the other way around? not trying to doubt the validity of this of course, that's clearly Sandra
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Kyle @assf.art · 11/09/2026
He’s great on bsky too! @foldablehuman.bsky.social
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 11/09/2026
ayiti libre!
@evenmoredan
X.con
category is famous last words
WHEELOF FORTUNE
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Kyle @assf.art · 11/09/2026
Saw like 2 birds and 3 deer and all my pics were blurry garbage, but at least the sky was pretty and I didn't get hit by a car riding my scooter at sunset 🛴🌅
A wide angle photo of the Menomonee River in Wauwatosa taken just before sunset - the color of the sky and the clouds is a beautiful gradient of dark blue to purple to pink to yellow to whiteA slightly more zoomed in picture showing many of the same colors of clouds as the first photo
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this was wild even at the time cuz you could see his head fall off his spine in the original video. like, i didn't even know you *could* decapitate someome with a rifle like that. what treatment did he think charlie got? the futurama head-in-a-jar surgery?
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Kyle @assf.art · 01/08/2025
Scaniverse is a very cool app that lets you create high quality 3D renderings with just your phone - but I almost like it more when something goes wrong with the scan, because lol
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
I think about this picture all the time, where it feels like you’re looking at something normal but then can’t identify anything in it
Image where it feels like you’re looking at something normal but then can’t identify anything in it
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 10/09/2026
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
shadowbanned for getting too close to the truth 😤
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
this guy's still at it btw
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/12/2025
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
those are sick 🔥 since I only ever charge up my android for WiGLE, it can use all the battery it wants
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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026
a breeze is goated when cooling off is the vibe
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