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Kyle @assf.art · 30/09/2026
I enjoy the "power on"/"power off" sounds that this cheap bodycam makes so much that I went through the trouble of extracting them (and the other sounds I found) from the device's firmware. PLEASE WATCH
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026
Couldn't resist this, seeing other people's lists is very interesting
My 9 Games:

Counter-Strike: Source
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
Spin Rhythm XD
Peglin
Dark Souls III
Thumper
Pokemon Pinball
Mario Kart DS
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026
That's pretty neat
Screenshot showing my GitHub account was suspended "due to a violation of our Terms of Service" (I do not violate their ToS)
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
A Gulfstream G700 flying @ 45,000 feet from Phoenix, Arizona to Nice, France (captured in Milwaukee, WI)
https://www.flightradar24.com/2026-09-24/21:59/20x/QQE205/41d16ef2
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
Great Blue Heron wading in a pondsame heron, this time showing the moment it plunged its head into the water to snatch a fishsame heron with its freshly caught snack
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026
got a little lazy but you get the gist
photoshopped pic of radcliffe holding an ice coffee in each hand
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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026
>tfw you finally take the NAS out of storage and realize you don't care about any of the files on it
Screenshot of Proxmox UI showing `Storage 'qnap' on node `debian-macpro` with an eye-watering 30TB of total space with ~30GB currently used.
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Kyle @assf.art · 11/09/2026
Saw like 2 birds and 3 deer and all my pics were blurry garbage, but at least the sky was pretty and I didn't get hit by a car riding my scooter at sunset 🛴🌅
A wide angle photo of the Menomonee River in Wauwatosa taken just before sunset - the color of the sky and the clouds is a beautiful gradient of dark blue to purple to pink to yellow to whiteA slightly more zoomed in picture showing many of the same colors of clouds as the first photo
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
I think about this picture all the time, where it feels like you’re looking at something normal but then can’t identify anything in it
Image where it feels like you’re looking at something normal but then can’t identify anything in it
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/09/2026
this guy's still at it btw
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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026
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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026
A couple more - there were hella herons at Washington Park tonight
A Great Blue Heron standing tall near the edge of a pond. Its reflection is perfectly visible in the calm pond waterAnother GBH, this one is wading through the water looking for dinner
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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026
The lead-up
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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026
This fish never knew what hit 'em.
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Kyle @assf.art · 08/09/2026
Is it really though, @bitwarden.bsky.social ?
Screenshot of me viewing a password in Bitwarden, underneath, there is a yellow warning symbol with the text "At-risk password" and a link to "Change now". The password that is being viewed is: `^$oU9%7X#*Tgsu5qoYWM!p@$Yoajy^e^`
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Kyle @assf.art · 08/09/2026
your timeline has been visited by the daytime Great Horned Owl You will be blessed with superior eyesight and copious prey But only if you like this post and reply “thank Mr. Daytime Owl”
A Great Horned Owl, photographed from below, staring directly at the camera. It has magnificent eyebrow tufts and large, sharp talonsA Great Horned Owl, photographed from below, staring directly at the camera. It has magnificent eyebrow tufts and large, sharp talons
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Kyle @assf.art · 28/08/2026
Eclipse tonight at 50%Eclipse tonight at 55%Eclipse tonight at 95%Eclipse tonight at 96%
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Kyle @assf.art · 28/08/2026
EVERYBODY GO LOOK AT THE MOON WTF IS HAPPENING
Lunar Eclipse from tonight, covering about 20% of the moon's lower left cornerSame lunar eclipse, now covering about 40% of the moon
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026
Some pics I took yesterday
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026
yeah I mean I'd agree with that rating I suppose, kinda odd to use x.com as your source for this information
Verification for the post `This website, twitter.now, has a secure and sensible account sign-up flow`

Says it can't be verified, lists multiple `x.com` URLs under its "Evidence Register"
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026
A few more
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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026
A papa goldfinch feeding his fledglings
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Kyle @assf.art · 19/08/2026
other pics from today
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Kyle @assf.art · 19/08/2026
Couldn't tell that this was an Osprey until we walked another mile and saw it enjoying its lunch!
photo of a bird with a huge wingspan flying away from the camera with something orange grasped in its talonsAn Osprey with one talon grasping the branch it is sitting on, and the other talon grasping what we can now tell is an orange fish (probably a Koi). The fish is missing its face.Another angle of the Osprey with one talon grasping the branch it is sitting on, and the other talon grasping what we can now tell is an orange fish (probably a Koi). The fish is missing its face.
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Kyle @assf.art · 18/08/2026
no need anymore, now that we have AI 😎
it looks like somebody just content-aware filled over the blue squiggle and then sloppily used the spot healing tool. don't know who though
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Kyle @assf.art · 11/08/2026
vaxxed?
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/08/2026
Google result: bolds the numbered list of instructions Actual Reddit comment: "things you absolutely must not do:"
Screenshot of google result for `disassemble 18650 battery pack`

The result shown is a reddit thread titled `Please share your protips on disassembling 18650 battery packs`

The bolded text says `1: Use a screwdriver or similar metal object to separate the cells if they are glued. · 2: be careful you have short circuits, if you are using ...Read more`
Screenshot of the reddit comment the google result was sourced from. The full text reads:

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if you don't have a special machine to remove the nickel connections from 18650 cells I recommend a well-sharpened wood chisel, a hammer and a lot of care. for the rest there is nothing too complicated except re-soldering those damned nickel strips, they are the thing I hate most about making a battery pack.

things you absolutely must not do:

1: Use a screwdriver or similar metal object to separate the cells if they are glued.

2: be careful you have short circuits, if you are using non-insulated metal tools, be careful not to rest them on the cell contacts or rest the battery pack with the exposed contacts on something metal.

3: if you have to recover the bms and you don't have the datasheet, write down all the connections and take some photos.

4: don't pierce them

5: don't pierce them

6: don't pierce them

I was about to forget

DO NOT DRILL THEM.

if you have questions... ask
```
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Kyle @assf.art · 10/08/2026
personally I'd rather talk about these two incredible game-saving catches by Lara
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Kyle @assf.art · 08/08/2026
Just saw these Cardinals plowing
A Black-Capped Chickadee in side profile, perched on a branchThe same Black-Capped Chickadee in side profile, perched on a branch, with its beak open and tongue sticking out, as if its yelling at the top of its lungsA male and female Cardinal, both molting, with their tail feathers intertwined
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Kyle @assf.art · 08/08/2026
A cargo train begins to cross the bridge that intersects with the Hatfield Dam, which separates Lake Arbutus from the Hatfield CanalA Cedar Waxwing perched on a tree branch, facing the camera but looking towards its left.A chipping sparrow perched in the middle of a metal fence with vines and leaves surrounding it.A chipping sparrow perched in the middle of a metal fence with vines and leaves surrounding it. Its beak is slightly open, and there is text coming out of it in "Impact" font that reads "HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HU"
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Kyle @assf.art · 08/08/2026
An Eastern Kingbird photographed from behind, looking to its left, sitting on the tip of a cattail An Eastern Kingbird photographed from behind, sitting on the tip of a cattail, looking to its right at another cattail
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Kyle @assf.art · 06/08/2026
Really need one of those “I got this before Elon ruined it” bumper stickers for this backpack
A backpack whose material is made up entirely of the doge Shina Inu dog meme face
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Kyle @assf.art · 06/08/2026
There are adapters, but most won't support line-in. Make sure you're getting one specifically for recording, here's an example of one that would work www.amazon.com/SABRENT-Micr...
screenshot of Amazon listing for "SABRENT USB-C to 3.5mm Audio Adapter with 100W PD, 24-Bit (AU-PACM)" https://www.amazon.com/SABRENT-Microphone-Compatible-Smartphone-AU-PACM/dp/B0F7QPSJH3
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Kyle @assf.art · 05/08/2026
can confirm
My "I Voted" sticker from early voting in Wisconsin yesterday
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Kyle @assf.art · 04/08/2026
Not sure why I even posted it. Also spotted some herons today if you’re interested 😬
A great blue heron perched high up on a tree with no foliage A green heron on some driftwood in front of some reeds
The great blue heron again, this time ankle-deep in a pond, partially in the shade provided by some trees
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Kyle @assf.art · 03/08/2026
A green heron photographed through some thick cattails, overseeing the pond
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Kyle @assf.art · 30/07/2026
Reupping this for no reason at all. I’ve used the 2nd code in the thread like a dozen times and it still works great
Screenshot of my NYT account profile

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Kyle @assf.art · 27/07/2026
One of those days where it's hard for me to even pick 10 favorite photos. This indigo bunting was absolutely serving
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/07/2026
Can you imagine spending $50 for this software in the current year? iTunes was released for free 25 years ago now! If you need something better, ExactAudioCopy was released 28 years ago!! Who is buying this?
A screenshot of an Amazon listing for `Nero CD Ripper Software | Convert Audio CDs to MP3, FLAC, AAC, WAV | Digitize Music with Gracenote Recognition | Burning ROM Technology | Lifetime License | 1 PC | Windows 11/10/8/7` at a price of $49.99. There are 7 reviews for an average score of 4.2 stars
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Kyle @assf.art · 26/07/2026
I don’t know so I’m smiling like this guy
Mr. Incredible DreamWorks smile
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/07/2026
And then one nice one. The universe says “trans rights”
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/07/2026
A few things I’ve seen recently that have made me say “oh brother!” 🙄
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Kyle @assf.art · 25/07/2026
This one turned out nicely A few more from yesterday are here: pics.assf.art/moment/three... #birds
A photo of a Great Blue Heron perched on some driftwood in the Menomonee river. Due to the lighting and angle, it kinda looks like he is standing on a mirror. His reflection is visible underneath him.
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Kyle @assf.art · 23/07/2026
Easily met my heron quota for the day and it's only 1 o'clock #birds
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Kyle @assf.art · 23/07/2026
A seagull flying just a few inches above a body of water, it has something fish-shaped in its beak
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Kyle @assf.art · 23/07/2026
get pollinated idiot
A Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunfloweranother angle of a Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunfloweranother angle of a Brown-Belted Bumblebee going to town on a sunflower
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Kyle @assf.art · 20/07/2026
A few more nice photos I took yesterday
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Kyle @assf.art · 20/07/2026
Trying to get kicked out of the Brewers game tonight
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Kyle @assf.art · 20/07/2026
Thank you, it is surprisingly hard to find kirked up memes
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