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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃

@ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social
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Mostly a charcuterie board of wine, anxiety disorders and rage. Also a Sad Browns Fan™️.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
Ossoff is one of the very few people adequately channeling Evelyn Normielib these days the base doesn't want to hear entreaties to our better natures, they don't want to go high while the other side goes low, they want someone to come on the TV and go "these people are garbage" he's good at it
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beyond the obvious evil here, the fact that they have literally interpreted the mission of the Civil Rights Division to be about the civil rights of Donald Trump is so insane
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a very good way for Dems to respond to Hegseth and Trump's sick spectacle.
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Doug Farrar @dougfarrar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please, Democrats… learn from this.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
ossof basically
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Chappelle's Show: Silky Johnson's Playahaters Ball
ALT: Chappelle's Show: Silky Johnson's Playahaters Ball
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 09/10/2026
Do…do they know who won at the Alamo?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 09/10/2026
This is the way
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The entire Republican Party and broader conservative movement need to be smashed to bits. Donor networks gotta be exposed and disrupted. All the outside machinery needs to be dismantled. And electorally it must lose over and over and over and over. We need a truth and reconciliation commission.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ossoff is definitely not listening to Yglesias/Klein/PodSave reactionary centrist crowd, he does not think his marginal voter is a white-supremacist, and that is what makes him such an attractive candidate to the vast majority of US who are not white-supremacists.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today really is sports equinox for debates between #GASen #MISen and #MESen innit?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many men appear to be wholly uninterested in being people.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 08/10/2026
Good pts from Kyle. Many indicators are significantly more Dem than 2018, including POTUS approval and the generic ballot, but the big diff is Democrats are polling about 6 points better on average in red-state Senate seats
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fuck this. I don’t know what else to say. Prison kills. mississippitoday.org/2026/10/07/c...
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Wrongly imprisoned Curtis Flowers dies
After Flowers was convicted in a sixth trial, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned it and a state judge dismissed capital murder charges against him.
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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I Thought This Was America!
Alt: I Thought This Was America!
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cadavers have more subtle make up.
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Add this to the list of reasons to hate the Ravens
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ChatGP-TPain
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump congratulates himself
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AK Dem Party out with a statement knocking Sullivan for bringing Vance to AK, saying he's "calling up his Lower 48 fellow Ohioan – J.D. Vance – to come bail him out." Sullivan was born and raised in Ohio. When I was in AK last month, several voters grumbled about him being "a carpetbagger."
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So why is JD Vance in Alaska, a state where Trump was comfortably elected in 2024, to support a two-term incumbent Republican senator? Because this (via Nate Silver's site):
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like a cursed scarecrow
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"they're crazy" guess what rape does to your mental health! "she's broke" guess what rape does to your finances! "he's bitter" guess what surviving rape does to your vision of the world!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
megyn kelly is the exact sort of woman who mocks a rape victim for their appearance. she's a loathsome, awful woman.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First Monday in October. The Supreme Court returns.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
When you're confident and winning.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All cats are Democrats so the Supreme Court will never go along with this
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito is a second-rate mind doing first-rate misogyny.
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump is what happens when you don’t punish people appropriately.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/10/2026
I bet Tom Cotton has Trump's cel number. Come on dude. Be a legend.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
texting Tom Cotton "why does your neck look like that?," "dude what's up with that neck?," "eaten any good tree leaves on the savannah lately?," and so forth every few minutes
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
incredible to take days saying you’re verifying doe’s identity and then be tricked by a clearly fake court website
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last season we had 108 QBs on our team, this year we’re going with the what if the QB doesn’t matter at all approach. We are truly an innovative franchise
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Winning in spite of the QB actively trying to give the game away, Browns might be building a QB-proof team
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Been successfully hating for 5 and a half years
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Yes Sir! Woman's Patriotic Salute
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Look at Cleveland’s record. Your response should not be that Cleveland is a good team. It should be that Jacksonville is a good team.
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao he had a grand total of one (1) good quarter tonight everyone needs to take it down a hundred notches The haters (me) remain hating
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Really, we're interviewing Watson after the game as the hero? Are you kidding me here?
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was so happy we won despite him then it hit me
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Woman's Cringe Reaction
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun’s fuck ups got bailed out by our great kicker and Grant Delpit’s super fun interception of QAaron
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah fuck come on
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