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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃

@ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social
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Mostly a charcuterie board of wine, anxiety disorders and rage. Also a Sad Browns Fan™️.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 14h
Cadavers have more subtle make up.
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 16h
Add this to the list of reasons to hate the Ravens
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18h
ChatGP-TPain
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David S. Bernstein @dbernstein.bsky.social · 23h
Trump congratulates himself
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
AK Dem Party out with a statement knocking Sullivan for bringing Vance to AK, saying he's "calling up his Lower 48 fellow Ohioan – J.D. Vance – to come bail him out." Sullivan was born and raised in Ohio. When I was in AK last month, several voters grumbled about him being "a carpetbagger."
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So why is JD Vance in Alaska, a state where Trump was comfortably elected in 2024, to support a two-term incumbent Republican senator? Because this (via Nate Silver's site):
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like a cursed scarecrow
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"they're crazy" guess what rape does to your mental health! "she's broke" guess what rape does to your finances! "he's bitter" guess what surviving rape does to your vision of the world!
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
megyn kelly is the exact sort of woman who mocks a rape victim for their appearance. she's a loathsome, awful woman.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First Monday in October. The Supreme Court returns.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
When you're confident and winning.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All cats are Democrats so the Supreme Court will never go along with this
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alito is a second-rate mind doing first-rate misogyny.
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nickforbrains 🏳️‍🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump is what happens when you don’t punish people appropriately.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine uploading your kids photo to the thing they're using to make kiddie porn.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 03/10/2026
I bet Tom Cotton has Trump's cel number. Come on dude. Be a legend.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
texting Tom Cotton "why does your neck look like that?," "dude what's up with that neck?," "eaten any good tree leaves on the savannah lately?," and so forth every few minutes
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
incredible to take days saying you’re verifying doe’s identity and then be tricked by a clearly fake court website
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last season we had 108 QBs on our team, this year we’re going with the what if the QB doesn’t matter at all approach. We are truly an innovative franchise
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Winning in spite of the QB actively trying to give the game away, Browns might be building a QB-proof team
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Look at Cleveland’s record. Your response should not be that Cleveland is a good team. It should be that Jacksonville is a good team.
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
Really, we're interviewing Watson after the game as the hero? Are you kidding me here?
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun’s fuck ups got bailed out by our great kicker and Grant Delpit’s super fun interception of QAaron
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah fuck come on
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 02/10/2026
The Browns have won three games by a combined 10 points. I still think they are a bad team.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
horrendous watson play bailed out
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KICKERS!! MAN!!! So clutch!!
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good kicker
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Matty F. Brown @mattyfbrown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both teams' clock management here appalling
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BuT hE’s So GoOd AgAiN
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rooting for the meteor, personally
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Much maligned” for at least 27 fucking good reasons Kirk
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHY IS WATSON "MUCH MALIGNED", KIRK?
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The much maligned Deshaun Watson” take a long walk off a short bridge Kirk come on
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now it’s all tied up between watson’s bad second half and penalties. I’ve seen this movie before and I didn’t like how it ended!
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Colin McGowan @csmcgowan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's really depressing how terrible Deshaun Watson had to get for Browns fans to boo him and how not-particularly-good he has to be in order to elicit cheers.
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The way I yelled BE SO SERIOUS when he jumped offsides
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They remembered Denzel Boston exists!
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Ted Nguyen @tednguyen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Denzel Boston and KC Concepcion haven’t touched the ball since the second quarter
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jared Verse wants to fight one of the Steelers players so badly lol
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watson with two fumbles and an INT in the second half after his best half as a Brown
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun turns it over on a fumble, throws a pick, then almost just fumbles again for a turnover and got extremely lucky he fell on it. That’s the consistent Deshaun we all know and hate
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should feed Kirk Herbstreit to his dog
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Ash-O-Lantern 🎃 @ashtalkstoomuch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love to watch QAaron throw a temper tantrum on the sidelines like none of this dumpster fire of an offense is his fault
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Alexis Rose: Love That Journey For Me
ALT: Alexis Rose: Love That Journey For Me
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