Reposted by AshlesCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 10hIt's the start of the 2026 Hallowmeme Countdown. 🎃 19724
Reposted by AshlesBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office 231323174
Reposted by Ashlesdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16hevery day it seems like a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world 1431666
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 17h*Doom prepares to remove mask* "My name? Oh yes, my name. It's..." 000
Reposted by AshlesLeonardo Decapitator @xenionx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They never should have franchised this one. #FrightClub 0174
Reposted by AshlesPazuzus fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate @mark-80.bsky.social · 23hSeptember 30th October 1st 3494
Reposted by AshlesDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One artist, a rake, and a tide clock. Andres Amador's massive geometric sand drawings vanish before the day ends, and that's the whole point. 632741531
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 21hI first read the word 'Autowarcom' about 20 minutes ago and already I can't believe how utterly fucking stupid it sounds. 000
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 22hThis would have been a parody comedy sketch a few years. A really silly wacky comedy sketch. 000
Reposted by AshlesMicah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026we have an emotional support government at this point and now the rest of us need an emotional support midterm wipeout 234818
Reposted by AshlesOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...youtu.beMost TV is Just This NowYouTube video by Michael Spicer 55964306
Reposted by AshlesAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Advertise your new yoga business by tying a red balloon to a drain with a 'you'll float too' tagline. And it’s not even Derry, Maine.newsobserver.comRaleigh’s Falls Village shopping center will get a new business next yearThe new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January. 2242
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Very hard to choose just 9. And realised that I forgot to add Sam and Max Hit the Road my9games.net/en/edit 110
Reposted by AshlesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 28/09/2026once interviewed an engineer who blew the team away. proceeded to the offer stage but references were taking awhile and i got a feeling so i googled and found a news story about a fb post trying to id a guy who kicked a dog at a park. it was my dude. but at least he didn't show up w a caramel frap. 318520
Reposted by Ashlesmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real 292449510
Reposted by AshlesNakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If your religion doesn't make you more kind, what good is it? 25615
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why is nobody in any government seeming to care about any of this? 000
Reposted by AshlesMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've seen this observation a few times now, but they didn't have social media in 1972. If they had, people would have been arguing the fuck out of iced coffee then too. It's not really about the Washington Post. We've just become a civilisation that talks nonsense 24/7 because we can. 514514
Reposted by AshlesCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843221184
Reposted by Ashlesthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true 1371969200
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There was announcement in our assembly that the lower years should stop eating Pritt Stick. In the older years we had no idea this was happening. Or why. 000
Reposted by AshlesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21/09/2026upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience, now with ads 17929215
Reposted by AshlesHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 20/09/2026I've adjusted the lighting levels on the batman 2 picture and this is probably a spoiler alert for his new outfit 820724
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Could Ed Sheeran be cancelled some more? Because right now it kinda seems like he's actually riding this as a publicity wave. 010
Reposted by AshlesSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 74255429575
Reposted by AshlesSussex Bylines @sussexbylines.co.uk · 19/09/2026With courage, nothing is impossible: the RNLI Just a reminder...sussexbylines.co.ukWith courage, nothing is impossible: the RNLISussex Bylines journalists visit the Newhaven Lifeboat on the occasion of the 200th anniversary of the RNLI 16430
Reposted by AshlesMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026So excited to have finally seen the Guggenheim! 3578643
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They can never ever actually explain why staff need to return to the office. It's all just vague things like 'learning' and 'collaboration' and 'visibility' and some nonsense about 'water coolers' without addressing that these are all happening perfectly well now, and the company is doing just fine. 000
Reposted by AshlesDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"This is a perfect quick and easy recipe for when you don't feel like cooking..." [Procerds to show video clip of recipe that clearly involves at least an hour of what everybody would consider 'cooking']static.klipy.comHah RightttALT: Hah Righttt 2343
Reposted by AshlesTom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rosemary Harris is 99. Alfred Molina: ‘During Spider-Man 2, Rosemary & I were suspended in harnesses 40ft above the soundstage floor. We were left hanging there for ages & ran out of small talk. At one point, Rosemary said quietly ‘I’m classically trained, you know.’ 19113
Reposted by AshlesSarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This should be the moment people finally realise that Farage has turned them into fascists. If you’re choosing this dangerous inhumanity over the rescue work of the RNLI, you’ve lost your minds to racism and hatred. 1161821725
Reposted by AshlesBalderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 19/09/202663 today! Happy birthday Jarvis Cocker. 1129733
Reposted by AshlesMichael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"I am but skin & bones..." 1063764648
Reposted by AshlesPhotoonist @photoonist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't look a gift egg in its mouth 2534
Reposted by AshlesLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck 672232448
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thoae biblically accurate angels... where the heck did they even come from? Everything else is, probably there was a flood, they were scared of natural phenomena, maybe they were reusing old legends, that one's probably just a metaphorical morality tale... but then there's whatever those angels are! 100
Ashles @ashles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Companies: "Our most important resource... is our people. Lol! Of course it isnt! It's AI. Screw the employees, the time and money-sucking little parasites!" 010
