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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

3rd amendment jokes are really only funny to people who haven’t seen barber of Seville. Real ones know

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My mother is a lot like bill maher

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every guest on the podcast I hate bill maher: why would anyone watch this, who is this for 80% of Israelis abroad: posting bill maher reels with captions like “truth”

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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yes I AM tired of reading theory. yes I DO believe I will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven for reading theory. yes I am VERY worried the reward will be more theory to read

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I need more people to produce Weill works I’m so serious. Did I buy tickets to the seven deadly sins yet no but that’s on me just produce them please

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bringing up my mom in therapy

Tobias Funke saying well I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn’t help

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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me when somebody wants to commission a related group of art songs

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Gabrielle @gabbklein.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026

"There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA'. There may be a sex scene. There may be stop animation. The screen could go blank for 5 full minutes. I wouldn't know."

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When I had a menty b I developed what can only be described as rabies ocd and if there’s one thing I like about the uk is how violent they are in keeping it rabies free

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Okay but I should still get one

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nicky spence last night of the proms permission to lib out sir

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What’s the opposite of the Carousel slap that feels like a kiss

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Need to listen to a good fuckass Bellini/donizetti art song album

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Youtubers for diva dollars a week I will find you a recording of that classical piece you want to use that isn’t the first one off the search tesults

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I watched over a go-pro tied to a clamp performing a demographic survey of the Jerusalem light rail. My job was to be first at the door and take the train six times back and forth. Morning shifts started at five and I got a mental breakdown.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ten year moratorium on all op-eds by anyone named Poppy.

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Having now seen him backflip I still feel like I need to apologise for not being aware enough of his game

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sure fighting with my mom sends me into a week of anxiety but then I get to tell my therapist everything she said and watch them roll their eyes

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Love when people on reels demonstrate an incline push up Holding a barbell on a rack because if you did that in a normally populated gym they would just kill you

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The west side story opera album is probably the funniest I’ve heard in a while bless everyone involved

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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

you might get any of these but the general arc runs: - Mr Moustache Man - Bald - Big Glasses Old Man - Suited Weirdo

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Healing by half watching the takarazuka rose of Versailles I think we need at least one opera production stylised like this

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can’t believe Bernstein wrote all that amazing music for candide just for it to be a completely dysfunctional show. Fumble of the century.

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I know the body keeps the score isn’t real but it would be nice if my personal body didn’t exhibit every single somatic symptom of trauma

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me and my mom armchair diagnosing each other like special attacks in mortal combat

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I wonder if people calling pro Palestine Jews kapos do it with the intent of hinting at what happened to kapos after liberation or it’s just an easy reference. Either way makes one very punchable

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My bestie has adhd so sometimes when I tell her my dreams she asked if it really happened and bless her for thinking Hugh Laurie really is a trans man who gets dysphoric wearing a wig because he finds the receding hairline affirming

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Started Tom Sawyer for the first time and regardless of slurs it shouldn’t be read at school because it’s not good. Get kids straight into a modest proposal come on

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I should write a picaresque novel

Vet in a suit reading the newspaper over coffee

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Tfw you get called racist at greggs

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

People who want gender segregation in the army are so funny because like refuse away what do I care but you really said “I will die for my country but I will not look at a girl”

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hello, I recently came across your content, I love the way it mixes themes and ideas. Would you be open to a brand collaboration for a new app that teaches children how to smoke?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/08/2026

one of the funniest bumper stickers i’ve ever seen

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I was only kind of enjoying The Testaments because I love a girls school show and I will say much of the dialogue is dogshit but I appreciate one of the twists later down the plot line. Good on them shame they couldn’t get a good writer on handmaids tale

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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 23/08/2026