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@artshir.bsky.social
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 10h
Vanity da ponte cycle
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Franz & Marie call that Wokezeck
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jesus fucking Christ????
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thing about me is that I always think I’m dying from a secret disease and also making up all of my actual physical pain
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
אני אורגת אז כשהלכנו לאודיסאה חברה שלי הבינה די מהר שאני לא הולכת להנות ואמרה שלפחות היה תוכן נול בשבילי
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tried the 9 albums website trend thing but they do not have the Rene Jacobs/immerseel ariette e cavatine so what’s the point
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It does run really long in full, I think in the barbican we were there for over four hours with two intermissions. For freaks only
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Propose to name 45-50 as one unit of Carmina Burana. I just had a workout it took one Carmina Burana
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
𝟏.) 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 This gift option isn’t just 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴, it’s 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 —with the added benefit of being perfect for the woman who has it all! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵 fits your requirements that your present be 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 and 𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺, but 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 for a budding courtship.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3rd amendment jokes are really only funny to people who haven’t seen barber of Seville. Real ones know
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mother is a lot like bill maher
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every guest on the podcast I hate bill maher: why would anyone watch this, who is this for 80% of Israelis abroad: posting bill maher reels with captions like “truth”
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes I AM tired of reading theory. yes I DO believe I will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven for reading theory. yes I am VERY worried the reward will be more theory to read
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ואז לקרוא לכולם מפגרים מונח סביר והגיוני בשנת 2026 ולדבר על השתלטות האיסלם על אירופה אבל את שמאלנית
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The foretold baby with bad vibes
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So true
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need more people to produce Weill works I’m so serious. Did I buy tickets to the seven deadly sins yet no but that’s on me just produce them please
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bringing up my mom in therapy
Tobias Funke saying well I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11 but it certainly didn’t help
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lady oscar from the takarazuka production of rose of Versailles
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me when somebody wants to commission a related group of art songs
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Gabrielle @gabbklein.myatproto.social · 17/09/2026
"There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA'. There may be a sex scene. There may be stop animation. The screen could go blank for 5 full minutes. I wouldn't know."
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When I had a menty b I developed what can only be described as rabies ocd and if there’s one thing I like about the uk is how violent they are in keeping it rabies free
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Have we sussed out what he thinks about trans people or do we not want to know
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay but I should still get one
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nicky spence last night of the proms permission to lib out sir
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What’s the opposite of the Carousel slap that feels like a kiss
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
real manatee picture Sylvie Ayer
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Need to listen to a good fuckass Bellini/donizetti art song album
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Youtubers for diva dollars a week I will find you a recording of that classical piece you want to use that isn’t the first one off the search tesults
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I watched over a go-pro tied to a clamp performing a demographic survey of the Jerusalem light rail. My job was to be first at the door and take the train six times back and forth. Morning shifts started at five and I got a mental breakdown.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ten year moratorium on all op-eds by anyone named Poppy.
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
💀
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Having now seen him backflip I still feel like I need to apologise for not being aware enough of his game
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure fighting with my mom sends me into a week of anxiety but then I get to tell my therapist everything she said and watch them roll their eyes
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Love when people on reels demonstrate an incline push up Holding a barbell on a rack because if you did that in a normally populated gym they would just kill you
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The orchestra sounds fantastic though
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No surprise that no one is a believable criminal but also: kiri sings vowels only, America losing the argument tone, knowing Carreras was miserable recording the best vocal track on the album
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The west side story opera album is probably the funniest I’ve heard in a while bless everyone involved
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you might get any of these but the general arc runs: - Mr Moustache Man - Bald - Big Glasses Old Man - Suited Weirdo
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THE GREAT BRITISH SEWING BEE: oh my this is fun, oh what larks THE GREAT BRITISH REAPING BEE: well this is a spot of bother and make no mistake, what on earth
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I guess that’s just ponnelle cenerentola
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Healing by half watching the takarazuka rose of Versailles I think we need at least one opera production stylised like this
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fwiw to me the most functional recording is the one where Bernstein narrates and there’s zero attempt at telling a coherent story, just fully explaining to the audience what the work is about
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can’t believe Bernstein wrote all that amazing music for candide just for it to be a completely dysfunctional show. Fumble of the century.
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I know the body keeps the score isn’t real but it would be nice if my personal body didn’t exhibit every single somatic symptom of trauma
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me and my mom armchair diagnosing each other like special attacks in mortal combat
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Your slur is historically inaccurate” I say as I’m being blackballed for denouncing the state is israel
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Shir @artshir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder if people calling pro Palestine Jews kapos do it with the intent of hinting at what happened to kapos after liberation or it’s just an easy reference. Either way makes one very punchable
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