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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 5h
Republicans do not accept Germ Theory example no. 2350
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 7h
Good bit of journalism from Al-jazeera: "Trump has been known to make grandiose, often false or exaggerated statements during the ongoing US-Israel war on Iran."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10h
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 9h
Onion has been making fun of Trump and Republicans for years to no real effect but a bunch of soft liberals think a joke about the Dems will ruin them
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 9h
At this point if you are choosing a mid children's book over the lives of real human beings I regard you the exact same way as the men posting "retvrn" under a 1950's advertisement for laundry detergent that he's dumb enough to think is real
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 10h
Blocking the exit gesture in an app to force a "Rate and review" pop up should be punishable by being dropped into a pool of sharks
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 11h
Burning Man still has this weird halo. People treating it like it's this spiritual experience when it's a party for rich people that has probably permanently destroyed a desert ecology
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 12h
At this point I don't think there's a reason to be using Adobe beyond momentum or the org someone works at pays for it
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Kala Paint @kalapaint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kala Paint is out! I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time. GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 12h
Again, GOP politicians are just openly admitting to DV and pedophilia these days. They most be stopped
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Boxx of Mirrors 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @sk-metaboxx.bsky.social · 12h
Did you know that you can find out what DSA and also Hasan Piker believe and are working towards by directly listening to them rather than reading about them in The Bulwark, The Atlantic, or WSJ or being told by CNN or Fox? www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCcg...
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Hasan Piker & DSA - “Workers Deserve More” - a Conversation and Q&A
YouTube video by Democratic Socialists of America
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 14h
"I will return... Avengers: Doomsday"
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do not think trump is planning a false flag I think he's a self serving narcissist who was playing to his rabid base who fucking hate everything
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Police are oppose because they don't want a "permanent tax," so I've come up with a compromise solution: no new tax, but we'll increase the firefighter budget by taking from the LAPD budget. After that, we'll also eliminate the rest of the LAPD budget
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm sorry, Danny Trejo is making a pro-ICE movie with the Daily Wire? Insane way to just torpedo a reputation
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 06/10/2026
dumb things I wish to make for myself
shoddy doodle of a skull with strong arms and legs; text says “this is my gym shirt I am getting strong”
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I enjoyed Lanterns but can't shake the feeling it justified child abuse
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Really feel like "Republicans are actually just running a pedophile for office" should get more attention
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the goal is to stop Republicans, what's the point of voting for Democrats who signal they'll adopt Republican policies? It's the policies I'm trying to stop
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gavin Newsom could have held the line in this. Instead he knowingly let CNN get taken over by right-wing aristocrats for... what, exactly?
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jasmine Crockett giving awards to Chris Brown but refusing to back Talarico
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The Haunted Oaf 👻 @snackalgorithm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The most likely explanation for the endorsement is that he best represents every single Republican voter (pedophile). bsky.app/profile/sun-...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
All prisoners should have the right to vote while in prison
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The US government would for sure attempt to invade and colonize the Backrooms
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New York is getting on in years, time to drop the new. We can start a fresh new York in the Midwest
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from WIDOW'S BAY, patricia finding out she's been wearing a freaky evil forest spirit headdress instead of the tiara she had been hypnotized into thinking she was, yelling at rosemary "You had your qualms?! Why didn't you say anything?!" and rosemary telling her "You told me to be supportive!"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gondor calls for babes
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Comic panel showing Dr Doom playing some kind of large trumpet which is making a "Toot" sound while another character tries to intervene. Text reads:

Other guy: "Do not TOOT it!"

Doom "Fool! Doctor Doom Toots as he pleases!"
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
Generals gathered in their masses
Apu from the Simpsons holding a pornographic magazine, with a smile on his face while saying, "Here is your new issue of gigantic asses"
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Marvel is scouting the finest Australian actors to play Wolverine
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Gav O))) from Dublin @birneybau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we were truly like family to the Olive Garden it only seems reasonable to expect them to pay for the meal some of the time
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Be prepared for the summer of Glob Herman
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a story from the Bible, I thought the coffee beans in my hopper were gonna run out but lo I have managed to get three cups before it emptied
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Royal 👑 @royaltheartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whatever this is should be illegal
Advertisement for Texas corporate homes that reads "The same home earns 2 to 3 times more as a furnished rental". Inset are two photos of the same house, one in gray scale, showing that an unfurnished house rents for $2658 while a furnished one rents for $6205
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Dustin Black @engineerdustin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
City contractors on their first day on Earth: “Of course we know how to install bike racks!”
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What people complaining about this don’t get is what if it’s a sure thing and you can’t lose this time
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