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Teeg Dougland

@arobertbitter.bsky.social
1.1K followers 188 following 2.6K posts

Economist and options trader. Most people go right as they get older. I keep going left. Must be dyslexic. I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys.

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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so fucking sick of gavin newsom's shit techcrunch.com/2026/10/01/c...
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of 'pervert glasses' to secretly record people | TechCrunch
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being Forcefully Pro-Palestine Weeds The Terrible People Out Of Your Life It’s like spraying yourself with asshole repellant. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/being-forc...
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Being Forcefully Pro-Palestine Weeds The Terrible People Out Of Your Life
Video reading by Tim Foley:
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got my work done early today so I was able to relax and dissociate for the rest of the afternoon.
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Otter Poppa's Poppaler Nature Facts @peezkyweezky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just feel bad for the other half of the users, nobody should be exposed to aaron rodericks without manually opting in
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, these techbros that think they can survive the global destruction they caused on their Hawaiian island bunker know they need to have food delivered, right. The top rated show in the 2040s is going to be watching Mark Z starve to death slowly through his own pervert glasses.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Killing the for-profit health insurance industry would immediately improve American life, and is probably the single biggest improvement to Americans' lives govt could provide. It devolved into 'scam' 20 years ago; now it's a nest of scams within scams.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've got everyone in the Broligarchy: - The Antisocial Social Network Guy - The Cameraphobic Panopticon Guy - Hitler Selling Plots on Mars - 6 Racoons on Cocaine In a Trenchcoat (Alex Karp)
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How the f did I get 1100 followers? Oh, that's right. They were Palestinians that got banned by bsky.app.
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 25/09/2026
White people be like, "Listen, that person may be racist, but at least, they don't kick cats. Animal abuse is where we draw the line. Racism, imperialist exploitation, and genocide are totally fine. As long as you don't kick cats or eat meat, you can be hitler."
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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@bsky.app being racist again
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw two lesbians engaging in PDA on the metro. They looked happy and I was happy for them. I hope I can be happy again someday.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Autism has arrived!
Photo of Orange cat looking at a lake in Autumn with orange leaves fallen all about it's finally autism
It reads "it's finally Autism"
Context: this is a conflate Autism and Autumn meme made by honest but it's being used to say it's April, the Autism acceptance month
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Tara O'Shea (she/her) @fringe-element.net · 23/09/2026
My dude, I have major depressive disorder, ADHD, and have been unemployed for almost a decade. I do not need to 'find some hustle'. I need psychoactive medication, universal basic income, and some motherfucking COMPASSION.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And here, of course, is Palestinian poet Marwan Makhoul: In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds And in order to hear the birds The warplanes must be silent
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s a funny new version of th crowding-out argument. In the old days, we were told fiscal tightening was needed to solve the problem of weak private investment. Now, we are told tightening is needed because private investment is so strong. Austerity: always the answer! www.ft.com/content/d96c...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someday I hope to read one of these Sensible Pragmatic Democrat takes where the phrase "You have to win" is not immediately followed by the name of someone who is famous for not winning
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im reading today's market action as the beginning of one last "mother of all stock operations" to let the smart money get out before things crash and burn. We could see 8k, 9k, even 10k on the S&P from one last speculative orgy.
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meta's MuseAI is #1 on the app store and it's a subscription service. Token maxing is back baby! Meta, prepare to spend $5000 per customer to get $100. But it's okay, because token prices got bumped above $1 again and maybe Anthropic's financials won't look like toxic waste and it can IPO in 2026.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
idk i don’t think we need to do a discourse dogpile on people who are clearly in mental health crisis, no matter what shitty things they say or do in that state. you don’t have to like someone to just… not post about it.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Put your sunglasses on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIwQ...
youtube.com
Transit of Venus (Original Mix)
YouTube video by Processing Vessel - Topic
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 20/09/2026
and if you are getting ready to say "but some people have to go" then i regret to inform you a tiny fascist is living in your head, and you should do something about that
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 20/09/2026
ended up talking to the 4th grader this morning about fascists, which can be hard to explain simply. i said fascists get mad the world isn't how they want, so they make up a story: things used to be good, but certain people ruined it, and if we just get rid of them everything will be good again
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Khoa Vu
@KhoaVuUmn
AI is finally taking over economist's job. It's all over.
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Financial Times
@FT
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AI chatbots give wrong answers to financial queries ‘most of the time’ 

https://ft.trib.al/KxRXFO6

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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anthropic IPO now delayed until after the elections. The financials must have really fallen apart after 6/1 when token prices fell by 55% and power and chip costs skyrocketed. They don't want to be We Work II: Electric Crashaloo.
Dario 2 weeks ago: "In 2 weeks they will delay it again to the end of October, then to November and so on into 2027"

Anthropic LITERALLY just said they will delay the IPO to November after the midterms

Maybe I just live in the future; what can I say
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Ceridwen Anne @ceridwenanne.com · 20/09/2026
It makes me crazy that the headline isn't "poorly designed software test using poorly written software results in massive fraud; indictments to come" Just ffs, these are fucking *computer programs* written by these tech dipshits, not independent agents.
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am 57 and I never got mumps. I didn't know ANYONE that got mumps. Mumps was eliminated in the US. In 1967. www.cdc.gov/mumps/outbre...
cdc.gov
Mumps Cases and Outbreaks
Access data about mumps cases and outbreaks in the United States.
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're already in World War 3. It's just that this one is fought entirely by proxies and the weapons are on backorder. bsky.app/profile/pook...
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It was GREAT while it lasted. www.404media.co/ed-sheeran-m...
404media.co
Contest to Open for Ed Sheeran Flooded With Free Palestine Videos and Fart Memes
Guitar Center's 'Open for Legends' contest page was seemingly unmoderated for hours on Wednesday.
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my nephew has a kids x-men book and it’s honestly amazing
stay outta my head, Prof. You too, Jean.

You dont wanna see what
I'm thinkin
right now.

the last panel is wolverine riding a unicorn with a rainbow in the back
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A parody of Steve Buscemi's "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" meme from 30 Rock. Mitch McConnell's face is photoshopped onto Steve Buscemi wearing a red backward cap, a red hoodie, and a grey t-shirt that says "MUSIC BAND", while holding a skateboard over his shoulder.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry to make the point obvious but there’s no excuse if you shoot a missile and it kills people you shot a missile that’s what it does thank you.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This too is #ux
Frieren, who is an elf, is on the internet. She ticks a box that says prove you're human. It asks for a first and last name but Frieren doesn't have a last name.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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🐈‍⬛🪦 Alfie! 🎃👻 @lookin4serenity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if a social media platform is not actively destroying my mental health, what am I even using it for? that's the fun part of being online
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SpaceX filed confidentially for its IPO on 4/1, and the S-1 was filed with the SEC on 5/20. Anthropic filed confidentially for its IPO on 6/1 and its S-1 will be released...??? What horrors must be in this document that 3.5 months and counting there are no audited financial statements, or anything?
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work. Talk to your neighbours, care for each other" Spotted in Somerset, UK
"No government will ever care about you except for your ability to do work.
Talk to your neighbours, care for each other"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules."
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