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Arkaydian

@arkaydian.bsky.social
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Puns, quips, wordplay & paranomasia!

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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September 21, 1912: Charles "Chuck" Jones, American animator and cartoonist best known for his work with Warner Bros. (Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Porky Pig), is born in Spokane, Washington.
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
TV exec: if we greenlight your program about a speed skater and an Irish singer leisurely making dessert, you'll have to start paying for ad space me: so the Ohno/Bono Slo-Mo Froyo Show is a go, ergo no pro bono promo?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"My work here is done" - Yoda, pointing at his desk.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DHMO kills!
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 06/09/2026
Ugh. RIP Andy Williams. May his memory be a blessing.
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AEW Wrestler Andy Williams Dead at 48
Andy Williams -- a professional AEW wrestler known as "The Butcher," died Saturday after experiencing a medical emergency during a tag team match in Pennsylvania, according to authorities.
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JCバスケス (JC Vazquez) 🇵🇷 🌎 @jc1986.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🙏🕊️
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The Butcher And The Blade Entrance
ALT: The Butcher And The Blade Entrance
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Near-curse words like darn, gosh, and dangit should be known as amateurfanity.
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16/06/2026
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm. She asked, 'How warm is it inside?' I said, 'Lukewarm.'
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to
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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾💚🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @chumantastic.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”. So I turned it into wine...
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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TTOFDWTN @tjttotal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#DoNotForget To express yourself
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Travis William | AEW Women’s Division Blog @aew.one · 13/02/2026
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Demian Thule @demianthule.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
A question: Is asshat someone who wears a hat on their ass or someone who wears an ass as a hat? Please help me out, I want this work email to be perfect.
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Me: *chopping onions* Wife: Are you crying? Me: I used to have a pet onion when I was a kid
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/01/2026
Dolphin tests A B C D E 1. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎ 2. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎ 3. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎ 4. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎ 5. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎ 6. 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 ❎
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Alex McLevy @alexm247.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
www.worldofmoose.com/products/isl...
Cartoon of an island in the middle of the sea with a few trees on it. Label with pointer "Island". Label with pointer to sea "Isn'tland".
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
There is such a rich variety of owls, I have tried to depict some of them here (GROWL, PROWL and YOWL not included). www.worldofmoose.com/products/owl...
Cartoon of a number of different types of owl which include: SCOWL, VOWL, DOWL, COWL, TROWL, JOWL, TOWL, HOWL, FOWL and BOWL. Each is drawn to represent that word.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
this is a work of art
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 06/11/2025
STOKE YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE MAN #AEWDynamite
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you see this, post an AEW gif just because... 🤼🏻
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two men are standing on a red carpet in a wrestling ring holding a trophy .
Alt: Young Bucks make a flamboyant entrance
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TTOFDWTN @tjttotal.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
#WhatIAlwaysTakeWithMe The creativity of others
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boreian 🇨🇦 @boreian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
the shot -------------------------------------- the chaser 🤼
mini mone cakedmercedes mone caked
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
www.worldofmoose.com/products/ape...
Cartoon of a social gathering. A man is talking to a vampire. The man says "Welcome, Count Dracula. Would you like a small aperitif?". The vampire replies "No, I think mine are just the right size".
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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
AEW and DC comics crossover!
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My Silver Musings @mysilvermusings.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Did you know the word "acetaminophen" is derived from N-acetyl-para-aminophenol? That's the paracetymology.
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Drunk On Mystery, but like....Spooky @drunkonmystery.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
THE STORY OF HANGMAN ADAM PAGE, NATIVE PLANT LOVER AND AEW'S MAIN CHARACTER We begin, as we often do, with a web-show started by a group of friends as a travel-vlog. "Being The Elite", said web-show, gains popularity, which in turn increases the popularity of its already famous stars.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
which one is in trump’s cabinet bc idk: thread
Donald Trump wearing his signature orange tan looking like a whole ass dumbass.A port-potty that matches.
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Chu-Let-The-Dogs-Out✊🏾💚🇪🇺🇬🇧🇳🇬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @chumantastic.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I went to a dog show. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.. I think the judges had an all terrier motive.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 03/09/2025
This entire site can just become an elaborate AEW discord for all I care, we aren’t leaving 😂 We’ll let you politics people figure out if you think it’s dying or not, we don’t give a fuck. We’re not going back to the bad place.
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Tribune @tribunemagazine.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The reaction of fans to Hangman Page overcoming trauma and alienation via solidarity shows that what hundreds of thousands of fans and people worldwide crave is not just success, but connection and togetherness. Read Tom Williams on the politics of wrestling.
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In Search of Left Wrestling
Pro wrestling is often associated with the Right, but a new character has become popular for championing solidarity and workers’ rights, reflecting the growing economic precarity of its fanbase.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Us (2019)
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I once saw Billy Joel in B&Q buying fire lighters. The lying bastard.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Keanu Reeves in John Wick] CHUCK SCHUMER: Eh, they killed my dog, what're you gonna do? Oh well, might as well get another one for them to kill...
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jimmy Kimmel:
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
BREAKING: Elon Musk's rocket explosion nearly hit a commercial flight. This kind of content is being downranked on X. Please share it here. This is so dangerous.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
@profanity.accountant
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 16/02/2025
HOLY SHIT #AEW
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
TFW someone's about to feel the wrath of @harleycameron.bsky.social #AEWGrandSlam is on TNT and Max
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The Rated R Superstar gets serenaded by the Brisbane faithful as we prepare for a Brisbane Brawl as #AEWGrandSlam is NOW on TNT and max
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